ACMESkydiver 0 #1 December 9, 2008 I'm pissy! I have some stupid flu virus, my head hurts, I had to get up too early, I have to see the asshole in court again today and keep my mouth shut, I have laundry to do, our bedroom is a mess, I ran out of money before I ran out of month, and stuff SUCKS. Entertain me, peasants. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #2 December 9, 2008 Here, go vote. http://www.realcaliforniacheese.com/auditions/index.html Hope you feel better soon! (make sure the volume is on) Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #3 December 9, 2008 Hee hee hee! I would vote for Lisa but the entry video hasn't been submitted yet! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #4 December 9, 2008 You can click on their pictures. And it's not me. I'm not a cheerleader. Well, I could be if asked nicely. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #5 December 9, 2008 Quote You can click on their pictures. And it's not me. I'm not a cheerleader. Well, I could be if asked nicely. So they can watch you go "gimme a M, gimme an O, gimme an O! M, O, O! MOO!!!"? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #6 December 9, 2008 Quote Quote You can click on their pictures. And it's not me. I'm not a cheerleader. Well, I could be if asked nicely. So they can watch you go "gimme a M, gimme an O, gimme an O! M, O, O! MOO!!!"? Now that made me laugh..TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallloutboyDAoC 0 #7 December 9, 2008 this shuld give some laughs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN1xjrY8Loo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #8 December 9, 2008 Quote Quote Quote You can click on their pictures. And it's not me. I'm not a cheerleader. Well, I could be if asked nicely. So they can watch you go "gimme a M, gimme an O, gimme an O! M, O, O! MOO!!!"? Now that made me laugh.. Me too! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #9 December 9, 2008 Quote this shuld give some laughs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN1xjrY8Loo That's hysterical!! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bfilarsky 0 #10 December 9, 2008 Quote this shuld give some laughs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN1xjrY8Loo hahahah that's fucking hilarious! What does your cock have in common with Donald Trump? They're both stuck up assholes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #11 December 9, 2008 Two goldfish are in their tank. The first fish turns to the second one and says "You man the guns. I'll drive.""There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 December 9, 2008 This ad wouldn't be so funny if it was real.... Read the fine print. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LOSTandCRAZY 0 #13 December 9, 2008 A man and his wife decide to play golf but neither is very good so they sign up for lessons. The man goes to his lesson first. The instructor says, "Show me your swing so I can evaluate you." The man swings and the instructor says, "That was good but you're holding the club too tight. Try holding it gently like you would hold your wife's breasts." The man does so and he hits the ball 250 yards! Later, the wife goes for her lesson. Again the instructor tells her to show him her swing so that he can evaluate her. She does and he says, "You're also holding the club too tight. Hold like you would hold your husband's dick." She does so and takes her swing. Then the golf instructor says, "Try it again but this time take the club out of your mouth.""Get these balls!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hypsin 0 #14 December 10, 2008 Quote This ad wouldn't be so funny if it was real.... Read the fine print. Actually, that's pretty depressing... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #15 December 10, 2008 OK, how about this: "George Bush will go down in history as the greatest president this country has ever had." Or alternatively, see the attachment."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #16 December 10, 2008 I'll have to wait for the kids to go to school to listen to the sound on that one!! My husband will LOVE it though. He loves the Jerky Boys...he's into that kind of humor. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #17 December 10, 2008 Quote Two goldfish are in their tank. The first fish turns to the second one and says "You man the guns. I'll drive." That's awesome!! Two fish are swimming. One hits a wall and says "Dam(n)." My friend and I were in the gift shop at the museum of flight...I wanted to buy the bumper sticker that read: "Too close for missiles. Switching to guns."~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #18 December 10, 2008 This happened to me a couple of months ago.. I was in the local library a while back and I had managed to secure a computer to use for a while. The library is a particularly busy but strict silence is adhered too. There is a bank of computers for people to use. It is always busy and you are allowed up to a 2 hour slot. Anyhow, I managed to get a slot and sat down to surf the internet. After about 30 minutes or so my belly is really aching, rumbling and moaning. There was definitely a build up of wind going on. Normally in situations like this I would go outside and let a few bum burps go. (better an empty house than an angry tenant). But in this situation I could not. If I left the computer then I would lose my slot and you are only allowed one slot per day. I struggled with this dilemma for a while. Finally I decided on a plan. I lent forward on the desk, cocked one bum cheek up and gently squeezed… to let one of those silent ones go, you know the ones that go “Pffffffffffff”. Anyway, nothing was happening, so really carefully I gently squeeze again. Then all of a sudden I get this almighty “rrrRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPP” as I do the loudest and longest fart I have ever heard. If I thought it was quiet in the library before, I could hear a pin drop in those seconds immediately following the event. And it was pretty clear to everyone who had done it… after all I was in the assumed farting position. BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #19 December 10, 2008 That's great stuff...you have to smile proudly and wink after something like that. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #20 December 10, 2008 Do you know what doggy-style sex is? That's when the man sits up and begs, and the woman rolls over and plays dead.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #21 December 10, 2008 You so funnnny!! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #22 December 10, 2008 that reminds me... so this little boy and his father were walking through the park and look over to see two dogs going at it...just humping away. The little boy had a puzzled look on his face and asked dad "what are those dogs doing?" Dad kindly looked at his son and said...well son when two dogs love eachother very much they dance like that so they can have puppies... later that night the little boy was sound asleep when he woke and had to go to the potty...as he walked down the hall passing his parents room he noticed they were "wrestleing" int he bed...the parents notice him standing in the doorway with a very puzzled look on his face... his dad said I have this...to his mom and went to talk to the boy. the boy asked again...daddy...what were you two doing? dad said..well, when two people love eachother very much we dance like that to make a baby...wouldnt you like to have a little brother or sister? the boy looked VERY puzzled at this point and dad asked...is there something you dont understand? the boy said...nah... but can you flip her over? I want a puppy!_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #23 December 10, 2008 Heheheee...that's a good one. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #24 December 10, 2008 You want to have my children. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #25 December 10, 2008 Quote You can click on their pictures. And it's not me. I'm not a cheerleader. Well, I could be if asked nicely. ordered to. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
