So Last Night I Come Home Drunk...

[Andy_Copland 0]

To nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag

Without thinking i blurted out "would you just shut the fuck up already?"

I never realised my woman could throw a quick succession of 4 or 5 punches in a row

Im gonna pack my rig for some freefall therapy.

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[CSpenceFLY 1]

Man, you might as well get the divorce papers ready cause that shit aint gonna last long.

[Andy_Copland 0]

We had make up sex, everything is fine and dandy

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

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To nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag

Without thinking i blurted out "would you just shut the fuck up already?"

I never realised my woman could throw a quick succession of 4 or 5 punches in a row

Im gonna pack my rig for some freefall therapy.

http://www.domesticviolence.org/

Oh yeah....

FUCK THAT POSSUM.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[virgin-burner 1]

typical andy..

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[CSpenceFLY 1]

This does shed some light on why you get a bit pissy sometimes. You know, being a battered husband and all.

[gonzalesna 0]

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This does shed some light on why you get a bit pissy sometimes. You know, being a battered husband and all.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[shropshire 0]

Good for her

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[virgin-burner 1]

i've left a message on HEWR phone, for HIM to call backk..

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

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Good for her

Always be kinder than you feel.

[Zep 0]

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To nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag

Without thinking i blurted out "would you just shut the fuck up already?"

I never realised my woman could throw a quick succession of 4 or 5 punches in a row

Im gonna pack my rig for some freefall therapy.

Fuck me now your in trouble , sounds like she actually loves you.


If you need any pointers don't ask me, I've managed to fuck up 3 marrages

Gone fishing

[shropshire 0]

He's got to learn how to duck

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Andy_Copland 0]

I just got some gravity therapy.

Whats funny is last night she said i love jumping more then her, we make up and this morning i say "Hey hunny, im going jumping"

Heres a snap of the newest Cincy BASE jumper Joe.

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[virgin-burner 1]

poor fucking bastard, isnt eh!?

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

[Andy_Copland 0]

I tried to be a hero standing it up in front of the camera....didnt work.

Fail

1338

People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

[LOSTandCRAZY 0]

Explains a LOT.

"Get these balls!"

[SuFantasma 0]

"So Last Night I Come Home Drunk.."

Can we request the mods to make this one a sticky ? Skymama, can you help? Looks like a recurring theme.....

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

[mynamebedan 0]

i saw joe do that exact move under that canopy last time you took him jumping... he tried to blame it on the canopy but i really think its that gawd awful ugly ass container trying to rub some green/brown on it to make it look better

[JohnMitchell 16]

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To nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag

Duh! Never come home drunk to a sober person. You should have taken her drinkin' with ya.

I always take Vskydiver.

[Halfpastniner 0]

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I just got some gravity therapy.

Whats funny is last night she said i love jumping more then her, we make up and this morning i say "Hey hunny, im going jumping"

Heres a snap of the newest Cincy BASE jumper Joe.

Still waiting on the post for newest cincy base jumper Obe In fact, i might wanna come GC that one

BASE 1384

[mynamebedan 0]

hahahahhahah obe thinks he is going to jump?!?


maybe one day...

[Gene03 0]

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To nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag

Without thinking i blurted out "would you just shut the fuck up already?"

I never realised my woman could throw a quick succession of 4 or 5 punches in a row

Im gonna pack my rig for some freefall therapy.

I think I see the flaw in your master plan.
Dumb Ass.

“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

[mnealtx 0]

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This does shed some light on why you get a bit pissy sometimes. You know, being a battered husband and all.

Nah - he's bragging to his friends that "last night she came to me on her hands and knees!"

Of course, he doesn't mention her saying "come out from under that bed and fight like a man!"

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[shropshire 0]

hey work on that position .....

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[tumbler 0]

This is some serious stuff, I think you should leave her. She may try to hunt you down also, so dont tell her where you are going!! http://www.dahmw.info/ maybe that can help. There are phone numbers there!!