Post your favorite Chinese proverb

[stitch 0]

"Man who bounce woman on bed springs this spring, have offspring next spring".

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[Taylor610 0]

Man who looses key to girlfriend's apartment, don't get new key...

[Yoshi 0]

he who stands on toilet must be high on pot

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[guppie01 0]

An avaricious person is like a snake trying to swallow an elephant.

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

[cocheese 0]

He who is high on pot has Chinese eyes and eats lots of food.

[Icon134 0]

I only know satisfaction

a.k.a. "Be happy with what you have..." if only I actually lived by it...

edit: oops... bad link...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[Shepp 0]

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.

Accidents don't just happen. They must be carelessly planned.

[tshimizu 0]

Man who puts penis in peanut butter is fu*king nuts

[kmfreefly 0]

He who rides the fence has sore crotch!!

[skyjumpenfool 2]

Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Birdshit & Fools Productions

"Son, only two things fall from the sky."

[Zep 0]

Down the street of a thousand assholes by the sign of the swinging tit, their lives a chinese maiden
by the name of Whoflungshit.

Sorry only know Chinese limericks

Gone fishing

[iluvtofly 0]

Man who eat pillow is down in the mouth.

[Yoshi 0]

he who toss salad...smoke crack

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[Cari 0]

He who sleeps with itchy asshole, wakes with stinky finger.

[npgraphicdesign 3]

Squirrel that crawl up woman leg no find nuts.

[Pokerstar 0]

My favorite fortune cookie:

THAT WASN'T CHICKEN

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

[lawrocket 3]

MAle child conceived in car with automatic transmission a shiftless bastard.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[airdvr 210]

Virginity like bubble...one prick all gone

Please don't dent the planet.

Destinations by Roxanne

[bluepill 0]

"Man with hole in pocket, he feel cockey all day"

BP