GaryRay 0 #1 December 4, 2008 so i was showering and right above the crack of my ass i have 2 dimples, weird i know but ive had them and its cool, but right below those still above the crack i got a bug bite or something, not sure what it is, but when the hot water would hit it, it would feel real good and make me pee, tried it twice, and now when i scratch it feels amazing. is there a bunch of nerves back there or something? all i want to do right now is scratch that fucking thing.JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #2 December 4, 2008 don't scratch it to much bud. you might end up with a staph infection i pee in the shower sometimes to...but my butt crack don't itch LMAO!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadiDadi 0 #3 December 4, 2008 Are you part cat, by any chance? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6a8T5Z5wkk&eurl=http://www.facekitty.com/2008/09/cat-spanking-video.html&feature=player_embeddedIf you can't laugh at yourself, I'll be happy to do it for you. **************************** Be like the cupcake and suck it up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #4 December 4, 2008 with that video i would think you are implying i beat my pussies. but with your statement, it might be true :P.JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadiDadi 0 #5 December 4, 2008 Cats have a bundle of nerves just at the base of their tails which is why some love having that spot scratched - or beaten - and some get aggressive if you mess with that spot. This is the root (get it? nerve? root?) cause of the 'elevator butt' phenomenon.If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll be happy to do it for you. **************************** Be like the cupcake and suck it up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #6 December 4, 2008 learn something every day, im gonna try and see if i have anything there, ill post pics :P EDIT:damn, camera is at work.JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #7 December 4, 2008 that is funny as hell!!! it brings back good and bad memories too my bro tim (R.I.P) used to do that to his cat too she loved it.. he used to do it to my dog too, think that's why my dog loves it to this day when i do that shit to him...LOL if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #8 December 4, 2008 Be careful with that. You might have the start of a pilonidal cyst. A friend of mine had his second one earlier this year and it was very painful. http://www.google.com/search?q=%22pilonidal+cyst%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #9 December 4, 2008 but it feels good when i scratch, doesnt feel like a cyst, i will keep an eye on it though. well maybe just a finger nail and a camera.JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #10 December 4, 2008 Quote don't scratch it to much bud. you might end up with a staph infection i pee in the shower sometimes to...but my butt crack don't itch LMAO!! Let Darwin be right ... there are still pages left in the new bookY yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #11 December 4, 2008 i honestly dont see how scratching your butt or peeing in the shower can lead to a darwin award. maybe im just thick headed in which case peeing in the shower really wont end in a darwin award b/c i will simply bounce off the side of the wall.JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #12 December 5, 2008 Quotei honestly dont see how scratching your butt or peeing in the shower can lead to a darwin award. maybe im just thick headed in which case peeing in the shower really wont end in a darwin award b/c i will simply bounce off the side of the wall. That's a great introduction to the next year's book ! I'll recommended it for the preface .....Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #13 December 5, 2008 i want royalties and credit.JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #14 December 5, 2008 Quote not sure what it is, but when the hot water would hit it, it would feel real good and make me pee, tried it twice, and now when i scratch it feels amazing. Sweetie, that wasn't pee. You're a squirter. Waiting for Downward Spiral to chime in now.... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #15 December 5, 2008 Quote Quote not sure what it is, but when the hot water would hit it, it would feel real good and make me pee, tried it twice, and now when i scratch it feels amazing. Sweetie, that wasn't pee. You're a squirter. Waiting for Downward Spiral to chime in now.... I won't answer this, I won't answer this, I won't answer this ...Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #16 December 5, 2008 Quotedon't scratch it to much bud. you might end up with a staph infection Maybe he should use something shorter than a staph Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #17 December 5, 2008 Quote Quote Quote not sure what it is, but when the hot water would hit it, it would feel real good and make me pee, tried it twice, and now when i scratch it feels amazing. Sweetie, that wasn't pee. You're a squirter. Waiting for Downward Spiral to chime in now.... I won't answer this, I won't answer this, I won't answer this ... I double dog dare you. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #18 December 5, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote not sure what it is, but when the hot water would hit it, it would feel real good and make me pee, tried it twice, and now when i scratch it feels amazing. Sweetie, that wasn't pee. You're a squirter. Waiting for Downward Spiral to chime in now.... I won't answer this, I won't answer this, I won't answer this ... I double dog dare you. I will wait for the update... looks like someone is back in the shower heating up the sweet spot and squirting out of the opposite side ..... We are all standing by for an update... will he have a sore spot? Did he use too much water? Did he get creative and push deeper..... ? We are all in suspense !Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #19 December 5, 2008 for the record and then you can continue on this spiral, its not in my butt, its at the crest of the crack. but maybe i am a squirter :P...actually i know i'm a squirter, if any girls want to try and disagree, give me a call and we can meet up...maybe. and Lisa, im sorry, you lost your chance when you took a chunk out.JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #20 December 5, 2008 Quote for the record and then you can continue on this spiral, its not in my butt, its at the crest of the crack. but maybe i am a squirter :P...actually i know i'm a squirter, if any girls want to try and disagree, give me a call and we can meet up...maybe. and Lisa, im sorry, you lost your chance when you took a chunk out. Shall I post the pic??Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #21 December 5, 2008 Quote Quote for the record and then you can continue on this spiral, its not in my butt, its at the crest of the crack. but maybe i am a squirter :P...actually i know i'm a squirter, if any girls want to try and disagree, give me a call and we can meet up...maybe. and Lisa, im sorry, you lost your chance when you took a chunk out. Shall I post the pic?? Go for it!!Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #22 December 5, 2008 lol, i dont recommend it for the safety of DZ.com, but if you want to crash the servers.JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #23 December 5, 2008 QuoteBe careful with that. You might have the start of a pilonidal cyst. A friend of mine had his second one earlier this year and it was very painful. http://www.google.com/search?q=%22pilonidal+cyst%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a I had the same thought. Had one 4 years ago and I started out thinking it was just an itchy bug bite, but it never went away and eventually got pretty painful. Let it go until it opened up on its own and got infected. The result was not an experience I care to repeat.Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #24 December 5, 2008 Quotelol, i dont recommend it for the safety of DZ.com, but if you want to crash the servers. Even DZ.commers can take a safety warning !Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #25 December 5, 2008 Quotelol, i dont recommend it for the safety of DZ.com, but if you want to crash the servers. Some of your dz.commers have long nails... maybe you should ask for assistance.... I wont mention names !Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
