Dear staff

[lilDevil 2]

Dear Staff

It has been brought to the CEO’s attention that some individuals throughout the organisation have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues.

Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative “TRY SAYING” phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

1. Try Saying: I think you could do with more training
Instead Of: You don’t have a fucking clue, do you?

2. Try Saying: She’s an aggressive go-getter.
Instead Of: She’s a fucking power-crazy bitch

3. Try Saying: Perhaps I can work late
Instead Of: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?

4. Try Saying: I’m certain that isn’t feasible
Instead Of: Fuck off arsehole

5. Try Saying: Really?
Instead Of: Well fuck me backwards with a telegraph pole

6. Try Saying: Perhaps you should check with…
Instead Of: Tell someone who gives a fuck.

7. Try Saying: I wasn’t involved in the project.
Instead Of: Not my fucking problem.

8. Try Saying: That’s interesting.
Instead Of: What the fuck?

9. Try Saying: I’m not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale.
Instead Of: No fucking chance mate.

10. Try Saying: It will be tight, but I’ll try to schedule it in
Instead Of: Why the fuck didn’t you tell me that yesterday?

11. Try Saying: He’s not familiar with the issues
Instead Of: He’s got his head up his fucking arse.

12. Try Saying: Excuse me, sir?
Instead Of: Oi, fuck face.

13. Try Saying: Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway
Instead Of: Yeah, who needs fucking holidays anyway.

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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

[normiss 851]

That's interesting.

[JohnMitchell 16]

The FAA taught me to say "What an interesting point of view."

[HurlinGirlie 0]

And the misinformed doctrine of political correctness (which in reality is neither) strikes again whilst poorly disguised as humour.

[Squeak 17]

Excuse me sir ?

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[normiss 851]

Not familiar with the issues?

[Squeak 17]

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And the misinformed doctrine of political correctness (which in reality is neither) strikes again whilst poorly disguised as humour.

I think you could do with some more training

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[Squeak 17]

i actually do say some of the "instead ofs"

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[lilDevil 2]

Sure LilMouse your very politicaly correct at all times

MY ARSE

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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

[Squeak 17]

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Sure LilMouse your very politicaly correct at all times

MY ARSE

Fucking idiot i said i use the instead ofs not the Try this

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[RhondaLea 4]

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And the misinformed doctrine of political correctness (which in reality is neither) strikes again whilst poorly disguised as humour.

Satire

"A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit."

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"Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity."

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