AggieDave 6 #76 October 17, 2008 QuoteTandem If you prefer to try it more in a potato sack fashion. Strapped to the front of an instructor. Little training needed. Some FJC's are slightly more advanced tandems that allows you to demo altitude awareness, simple canopy control, etc. ...Difficulty: Easier ...Time: Shorter visit to DZ ...Freefall: Yes ...Fly the Parachute: Handled by you with the instructor's help There, I fixed your incorrect statement for you.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
j_ung 0 #77 October 17, 2008 Yeah, I think AFF1 might be the way to go. I didn't handle the chute when I did a tandem jump but that was, jeez, 15 years ago? Something like that. I'm up in Boston to visit the corporate overlords (kidding!) next week. I think I'll open the subject then. Keep yer various digits crossed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #78 October 17, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Welcome HMFIC.(HH was taken). I think that acronym works. - And "HI!!" I'm Karen. I'm no trouble at all. And... for the record.... I'm very normal. Don't believe her. She's really a pirate. BUT A NORMAL PIRATE!! You aren't a Pirate until you drink Military Special Rum... I don't remember if it was good, or I was just that drunk to begin withDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #79 October 17, 2008 Hmmm Boston you say... Want to get away to the Gunks?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #80 October 17, 2008 Since the smiley face is taken, what do we cover your photos with?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #81 October 17, 2008 Bwhaaaaa .... He said "Chute" (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mdrejhon 8 #82 October 17, 2008 Quote...Fly the Parachute: Handled by you with the instructor's help There, I fixed your incorrect statement for you.AggieDave is correct. I highly recommend instructors who let you fly the canopy on the first tandem jump. True, my statement is oversimplified. Unfortunately, it seems my statement is also true at many other dropzones (at least for jump #1, anyway) -- some tandem instructors don't want to let you fly the canopy. Rightfully, a worthy debate in a topic thread somewhere else on dz.com (see, Jay Young -- the dzcommer way of life), but again, AggieDave is correct. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #83 October 17, 2008 Since the red hot fork is already taken, which other kitchen utensil would you prefer to scratch a sleeping lion's balls with ? Don"When in doubt I whip it out, I got me a rock-and-roll band. It's a free-for-all." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #84 October 17, 2008 Quote Since the red hot fork is already taken, which other kitchen utensil would you prefer to scratch a sleeping lion's balls with ? Don The red hot spatula. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jvanauken 0 #85 October 17, 2008 great suggestion haha- james "i want it all and more." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #86 October 18, 2008 The red hot spatula of slapping (or spanking)? http://www.emmabridgewater.co.uk/images/default/en/catalogue/large/1SPRD.jpg--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #87 October 18, 2008 Quote The red hot spatula. Wouldn't an ice ax be more appropriate?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
michalm21 2 #88 October 18, 2008 did someone say boobies? /nsfw Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #89 October 18, 2008 Quote Quote The red hot spatula. Wouldn't an ice ax be more appropriate? Well he made a reference to ass-scratching, and all I could think of was the spatula tickling scene in the base commander's kitchen in the movie Stripes. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #90 October 18, 2008 Quote Quote Quote The red hot spatula. Wouldn't an ice ax be more appropriate? Well he made a reference to ass-scratching, and all I could think of was the spatula tickling scene in the base commander's kitchen in the movie Stripes. Chalk one up for RANDOM!Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #91 October 21, 2008 Mornin' Jay.... Re-read post #25. Advertising...especially animated ads... We're freakin' surrounded by ads! Top, top again, left-side, bottom...the only way we have to go is to the right which, by the way, is the exit....AND, no, nobody wants to see your boobies....well, maybe Skymama and Guppie. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #92 October 21, 2008 QuoteWe're freakin' surrounded by ads! Top, top again, left-side, bottom...the only way we have to go is to the right which, by the way, is the exit.... Seriously? I'm running Firefox and AdBlock Pro, so I don't see a single Ad. Thank god, so it sounds like.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #93 October 21, 2008 QuoteQuoteWe're freakin' surrounded by ads! Top, top again, left-side, bottom...the only way we have to go is to the right which, by the way, is the exit.... Seriously? I'm running Firefox and AdBlock Pro, so I don't see a single Ad. Thank god, so it sounds like. I have that on Firefox, too, which is nice; however, I do notice that Firefox has a couple of minor glitches interacting with DZ.com. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #94 October 21, 2008 QuoteQuoteQuoteWe're freakin' surrounded by ads! Top, top again, left-side, bottom...the only way we have to go is to the right which, by the way, is the exit.... Seriously? I'm running Firefox and AdBlock Pro, so I don't see a single Ad. Thank god, so it sounds like. I have that on Firefox, too, which is nice; however, I do notice that Firefox has a couple of minor glitches interacting with DZ.com. I have to use IE on this computer...but a host file blocks the spam nicely.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #95 October 21, 2008 QuoteQuoteWe're freakin' surrounded by ads! Top, top again, left-side, bottom...the only way we have to go is to the right which, by the way, is the exit.... Seriously? I'm running Firefox and AdBlock Pro, so I don't see a single Ad. Thank god, so it sounds like.I run IE7 with IEpro and dont see any of them eitherYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
j_ung 0 #96 October 22, 2008 Quote Quote We're freakin' surrounded by ads! Top, top again, left-side, bottom...the only way we have to go is to the right which, by the way, is the exit.... Seriously? I'm running Firefox and AdBlock Pro, so I don't see a single Ad. Thank god, so it sounds like. Well, to tell the truth, that's what I used to run, too. Now I click on ads. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
j_ung 0 #97 October 22, 2008 Quote did someone say boobies? /nsfw You're banned for posting FAKE boobies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pattersd 0 #98 November 11, 2008 How about doing something about the ad.double clik delays or complete lockouts that seem to be plaguing the site lately? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AMax 0 #99 November 21, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I assume you'll have the red name of site admin? How about Red Whuffo? Jumps : 1 Right now, I'd bet money that's scarier to me than it is you. I'm afraid I probably can't say much to counter it, so let's just put it out there for folks to mull... I've jumped once. And I had a guy strapped to my back when I did it. I guess I can say this: I won't do anything here without some hefty advice seeking before hand. I only hope most folks will hold their judgment of me until they can make it based on my actions. And I like boobies. tell these pesky guys you lead 5.10c trad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
