Floppy, hanging nutsacks.

[Cari 0]

I had to.

[jonstark 8]

Try doing CRW in running shorts. The view is less than stellar. I wanna be on top thank you very much...

jon

[dynamicedge 0]

I live in Canada so they're up inside of me 8 months of the year.

[headoverheels 333]

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Try doing CRW in running shorts. The view is less than stellar. I wanna be on top thank you very much...

jon

We are dirt diving
I'm not getting on creepers
With you in short shorts

[normiss 803]

You mean like this?

[ChibiKuma 0]

I vote midget punching bag

TPM #131
People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.

[Cari 0]

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You mean like this?

HAHAHA...that's disturbingly hilarious....or hilariously disturbing. I'm not sure which yet.

[happythoughts 0]

Fashion is the key. Dress it up a little.

Just think, you could get the girlfriends together and go shopping for cute outfits.

[mamajumps 0]

I just had to post a story about a skydiver that I know who I used to jump with in Indiana....

{{I will leave his name out}}}

Anyway, he is an older skydiver and one day in the hanger he just dropped his pants and refused to pull them up unless his much younger jumper girlfriend did it for him...

anyway... those were the LONGEST nuts I have EVER seen in my life....

Of course in true skydiver fashion... cameras were flashing all over the place... I still have the pic on my computer titled {name}'s balls....

too funny to part with....

[Misternatural 0]

Well, y'all can get "phoney baloney boobs" to fight gravity but we're out of luck since kegeling wont work for us and they haven't perfected nut lifting surgery... there's always duct tape though.

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
D S #3.1415

[tigra 0]

Actually, you CAN get phoney baloney balls- all different sizes, too! I have a pair in a drawer at home - my brother in law works for a company that makes boob AND ball implants. After he gave my boyfriend a sample pair of boob implants, I thought it was only fair he raid the sample cabinet for me too!

[airtwardo 7]

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Actually, you CAN get phoney baloney balls- all different sizes, too! I have a pair in a drawer at home - my brother in law works for a company that makes boob AND ball implants. After he gave my boyfriend a sample pair of boob implants, I thought it was only fair he raid the sample cabinet for me too!

Ya mean they don't just use onions anymore?

There WERE some problems with the ole onion implants...every time ya took a leak yer eyes would water, and drivin' past McDonald's would give ya a hardon....at least that's what Divot told me!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Misternatural 0]

>>Actually, you CAN get phoney baloney balls

I like the duct tape- it's a lift AND a wax job, redneck version....and what's not to like about saving some money.

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
D S #3.1415

[Darius11 12]

Big, Hairy balls baby and proud of them. A mans got to be a man.

I could botox my balls and make them smooth as Dave Chappel suggests. Smooth as eggs.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain

[turtlespeed 221]

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I had to.

I thought chicks liked the added vibration of the boys slamming into their ass like a door knocker.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[chaoskitty 0]

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I had to.

I thought chicks liked the added vibration of the boys slamming into their ass like a door knocker.

That doesn't ever happen, all you do is lay there.

[Cari 0]

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Actually, you CAN get phoney baloney balls- all different sizes, too! I have a pair in a drawer at home - my brother in law works for a company that makes boob AND ball implants. After he gave my boyfriend a sample pair of boob implants, I thought it was only fair he raid the sample cabinet for me too!

Can get them for your neutered pets too.

www.neuticles.com

[turtlespeed 221]

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I had to.

I thought chicks liked the added vibration of the boys slamming into their ass like a door knocker.

That doesn't ever happen, all you do is lay there.

Only with you, Kitty . . . because you said you liked to do all the work, THAT and it's really hard to do much else when you are tied to the bed.

Next time - I'll take more control if you want.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[chaoskitty 0]

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I had to.

I thought chicks liked the added vibration of the boys slamming into their ass like a door knocker.

That doesn't ever happen, all you do is lay there.

Only with you, Kitty . . . because you said you liked to do all the work, THAT and it's really hard to do much else when you are tied to the bed.

Next time - I'll take more control if you want.

Yeah, I am a bit of a control freak. I'll work on that.

[tigra 0]

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Actually, you CAN get phoney baloney balls- all different sizes, too! I have a pair in a drawer at home - my brother in law works for a company that makes boob AND ball implants. After he gave my boyfriend a sample pair of boob implants, I thought it was only fair he raid the sample cabinet for me too!

Can get them for your neutered pets too.

www.neuticles.com

Yes, I was pretty surprised when my brother-in-law told me that. Its a pretty big part of their market. Love the website ........... I didn't realize I was damaging my cat's self esteem when I got him fixed!