Thanatos340 1 #1 November 13, 2008 (Yep.. I was sneaking in a read or two in the women’s forum and it seems that they cant decide on exactly which of them needs counseling the most) But that is OK.. Because I am here and my rates are reasonable. Let the counseling begin.. Ladies.. Ask your questions, I will straighten you right out. The Doctor is in! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites galvar2439 0 #2 November 13, 2008 Quote (Yep.. I was sneaking in a read or two in the women’s forum and it seems that they cant decide on exactly which of them needs counseling the most) But that is OK.. Because I am here and my rates are reasonable. Let the counseling begin.. Ladies.. Ask your questions, I will straighten you right out.The Doctor is in! You cant straighten these gals out, no one can its just part of the species traits. So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites guppie01 0 #3 November 13, 2008 BAWAHAHAHAHA J, I can't speak for everyone else.... but if you try to counsel me, you're liable to go crazy yourself!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 221 #4 November 13, 2008 Quote BAWAHAHAHAHA J, I can't speak for everyone else.... but if you try to counsel me, your liable to go crazy yourself!!! g (very very vigorously)I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladydyver 0 #5 November 13, 2008 Now why would i want to get straightened out for ??? DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #6 November 13, 2008 I said "Ladies". Potty Mouthed Midgets are a different story all together and may be beyond help. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gravitysurfer 0 #7 November 13, 2008 Quote Let the counseling begin.. Is your Betty ready?? aloha. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites madhatter 0 #8 November 13, 2008 Firstly you need to clarify - - If she says no, she means maybe - If she says maybe, she means yes - If she yes, she's not a lady Secondly - you can only counsel these 'ladies' if you post proof of your lightning bolt hairdo A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #9 November 13, 2008 Quote Secondly - you can only counsel these 'ladies' if you post proof of your lightning bolt hairdo All you gotta do is send me a text. You get proof. Trust me on this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mrwrong 0 #10 November 13, 2008 Quote Firstly you need to clarify - - If she says no, she means maybe - If she says maybe, she means yes - If she yes, she's not a lady I have heard another definition regarding this: A chicks no is in fact a yes. And if she says yes then she means anal is a go. “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladydyver 0 #11 November 13, 2008 Quote Quote Secondly - you can only counsel these 'ladies' if you post proof of your lightning bolt hairdo All you gotta do is send me a text. You get proof. Trust me on this. well than you have proof from the poker table a couple of weeks ago.DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #12 November 13, 2008 Yes I do. And you are correct; YOU do not need to straightened out. Bent over maybe.. but not straightened out. Tell Doc to get on that!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ChibiKuma 0 #13 November 13, 2008 Well fuck...I'm completely screwed then TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #14 November 13, 2008 Totally 'straight' ??Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites madhatter 0 #15 November 13, 2008 Ehrm... Maybe you could send it to one of the ladies to validate A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #16 November 13, 2008 QuoteWell fuck...I'm completely screwed then yes dear, You are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladydyver 0 #17 November 13, 2008 Quote Yes I do. And you are correct; YOU do not need to straightened out. Bent over maybe.. but not straightened out. Tell Doc to get on that!! DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #18 November 13, 2008 Don't put yourself through that kind of torture J, they're all beyond help anyhow. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Thanatos340 1 #19 November 13, 2008 Naaaa.. There are still a few of them that would make good Fixer-uppers.Well.. Except for the really short ones and the Redheads. They are beyond help.. But the rest I can work with. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites tmaricle55 0 #20 November 13, 2008 What do I fall under?? Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Lastchance 0 #21 November 13, 2008 A man who can figure out a woman is not a man. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #22 November 13, 2008 Quote Naaaa.. There are still a few of them that would make good Fixer-uppers.Well.. Except for the really short ones and the Redheads. They are beyond help.. But the rest I can work with. So you need a professional to take on the really short ones and the redheads? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #23 November 13, 2008 Quote and the Redheads GOD what a pussy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites eeneR 3 #24 November 13, 2008 Quote Naaaa.. There are still a few of them that would make good Fixer-uppers.Well.. Except for the really short ones and the Redheads. They are beyond help.. But the rest I can work with. What about the moderately short ones?She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheStepchild 0 #25 November 13, 2008 Quote Quote Naaaa.. There are still a few of them that would make good Fixer-uppers.Well.. Except for the really short ones and the Redheads. They are beyond help.. But the rest I can work with. So you need a professional to take on the really short ones and the redheads? Blues, Dave You don't get to volunteer for that job, Dave. You've got all the psycho you can handle. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. 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galvar2439 0 #2 November 13, 2008 Quote (Yep.. I was sneaking in a read or two in the women’s forum and it seems that they cant decide on exactly which of them needs counseling the most) But that is OK.. Because I am here and my rates are reasonable. Let the counseling begin.. Ladies.. Ask your questions, I will straighten you right out.The Doctor is in! You cant straighten these gals out, no one can its just part of the species traits. So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #3 November 13, 2008 BAWAHAHAHAHA J, I can't speak for everyone else.... but if you try to counsel me, you're liable to go crazy yourself!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #4 November 13, 2008 Quote BAWAHAHAHAHA J, I can't speak for everyone else.... but if you try to counsel me, your liable to go crazy yourself!!! g (very very vigorously)I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #5 November 13, 2008 Now why would i want to get straightened out for ??? DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #6 November 13, 2008 I said "Ladies". Potty Mouthed Midgets are a different story all together and may be beyond help. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravitysurfer 0 #7 November 13, 2008 Quote Let the counseling begin.. Is your Betty ready?? aloha. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #8 November 13, 2008 Firstly you need to clarify - - If she says no, she means maybe - If she says maybe, she means yes - If she yes, she's not a lady Secondly - you can only counsel these 'ladies' if you post proof of your lightning bolt hairdo A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #9 November 13, 2008 Quote Secondly - you can only counsel these 'ladies' if you post proof of your lightning bolt hairdo All you gotta do is send me a text. You get proof. Trust me on this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #10 November 13, 2008 Quote Firstly you need to clarify - - If she says no, she means maybe - If she says maybe, she means yes - If she yes, she's not a lady I have heard another definition regarding this: A chicks no is in fact a yes. And if she says yes then she means anal is a go. “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #11 November 13, 2008 Quote Quote Secondly - you can only counsel these 'ladies' if you post proof of your lightning bolt hairdo All you gotta do is send me a text. You get proof. Trust me on this. well than you have proof from the poker table a couple of weeks ago.DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #12 November 13, 2008 Yes I do. And you are correct; YOU do not need to straightened out. Bent over maybe.. but not straightened out. Tell Doc to get on that!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChibiKuma 0 #13 November 13, 2008 Well fuck...I'm completely screwed then TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #14 November 13, 2008 Totally 'straight' ??Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #15 November 13, 2008 Ehrm... Maybe you could send it to one of the ladies to validate A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #16 November 13, 2008 QuoteWell fuck...I'm completely screwed then yes dear, You are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #17 November 13, 2008 Quote Yes I do. And you are correct; YOU do not need to straightened out. Bent over maybe.. but not straightened out. Tell Doc to get on that!! DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #18 November 13, 2008 Don't put yourself through that kind of torture J, they're all beyond help anyhow. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #19 November 13, 2008 Naaaa.. There are still a few of them that would make good Fixer-uppers.Well.. Except for the really short ones and the Redheads. They are beyond help.. But the rest I can work with. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #20 November 13, 2008 What do I fall under?? Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #21 November 13, 2008 A man who can figure out a woman is not a man. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #22 November 13, 2008 Quote Naaaa.. There are still a few of them that would make good Fixer-uppers.Well.. Except for the really short ones and the Redheads. They are beyond help.. But the rest I can work with. So you need a professional to take on the really short ones and the redheads? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #23 November 13, 2008 Quote and the Redheads GOD what a pussy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #24 November 13, 2008 Quote Naaaa.. There are still a few of them that would make good Fixer-uppers.Well.. Except for the really short ones and the Redheads. They are beyond help.. But the rest I can work with. What about the moderately short ones?She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheStepchild 0 #25 November 13, 2008 Quote Quote Naaaa.. There are still a few of them that would make good Fixer-uppers.Well.. Except for the really short ones and the Redheads. They are beyond help.. But the rest I can work with. So you need a professional to take on the really short ones and the redheads? Blues, Dave You don't get to volunteer for that job, Dave. You've got all the psycho you can handle. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
