marks 0 #26 November 13, 2008 Quote Naaaa.. There are still a few of them that would make good Fixer-uppers.Well.. Except for the really short ones and the Redheads. They are beyond help.. But the rest I can work with. do you think you can help the ones from alabama too? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #27 November 13, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Naaaa.. There are still a few of them that would make good Fixer-uppers.Well.. Except for the really short ones and the Redheads. They are beyond help.. But the rest I can work with. So you need a professional to take on the really short ones and the redheads? Blues, Dave You don't get to volunteer for that job, Dave. You've got all the psycho you can handle. Ha ha! But my recent experience with that particular (WONDERFUL) subset could prove beneficial! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheStepchild 0 #28 November 13, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Naaaa.. There are still a few of them that would make good Fixer-uppers.Well.. Except for the really short ones and the Redheads. They are beyond help.. But the rest I can work with. So you need a professional to take on the really short ones and the redheads? Blues, Dave You don't get to volunteer for that job, Dave. You've got all the psycho you can handle. Ha ha! But my recent experience with that particular (WONDERFUL) subset could prove beneficial! Blues, Dave That's a good point... Ok, but only if I get to be your assistant. Why can't pirates and cowboys co-exist in perfect harmony? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #29 November 13, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote So you need a professional to take on the really short ones and the redheads? Blues, Dave You don't get to volunteer for that job, Dave. You've got all the psycho you can handle. Ha ha! But my recent experience with that particular (WONDERFUL) subset could prove beneficial! Blues, Dave That's a good point... Ok, but only if I get to be your assistant. Deal! Edit to add: See J? Short redheads can be awesome! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #30 November 13, 2008 Quote What do I fall under?? You're what, like 3'8 You fall UNDER damn near everythingYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #31 November 13, 2008 Quote What do I fall under?? A Woman with low standards. My favorite type of woman.And Fully "Straightened up" you are still at about the right height. Now if you just had a flat head and handle bar ears, there might be hope after all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #32 November 13, 2008 Quote Edit to add: See J? Short redheads can be awesome! Yep. 99% of the time they are.. It is just that remaining 1% that generally proves fatal. Dating a redhead is like riding a motorcycle.. It is not a mater of IF.. it is a matter of when and how bad is it going to be.Fun to ride till something goes wrong. Then all you can do is hang on and pray!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #33 November 14, 2008 I just need sex. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #34 November 14, 2008 Quote I just need sex. YAY Beth is BACK!!!! xoxo g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #35 November 14, 2008 Quote Quote I just need sex. YAY Beth is BACK!!!! xoxo g Can you help? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #36 November 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I just need sex. YAY Beth is BACK!!!! xoxo g Can you help? Not in the true penis/vagina penetration, but... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #37 November 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote I just need sex. YAY Beth is BACK!!!! xoxo g Can you help? Not in the true penis/vagina penetration, but... g So when should I expect a visit? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #38 November 14, 2008 Quote I just need sex. Too bad "I am Soooooo not your type!"Else I mght offer to help with that problem too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #39 November 14, 2008 Quote Quote I just need sex. Too bad "I am Soooooo not your type!"Else I mght offer to help with that problem too. Well you know women change their minds all the time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #40 November 14, 2008 Quote Quote I just need sex. Too bad "I am Soooooo not your type!"Else I mght offer to help with that problem too. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #41 November 14, 2008 Quote Dude.. You are world Slowest Freekin towel Boy ever. How long ago was it I asked for that towel?Remind me never to send you for a beer. it will be like 2012 before it gets here. And Yes Gia.. She is Alright. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #42 November 14, 2008 Quote Quote Dude.. You are world Slowest Freekin towel Boy ever. How long ago was it I asked for that towel?Remind me never to send you for a beer. it will be like 2012 before it gets here. And Yes Gia.. She is Alright. Teeeheeee Back on the floor laughing my ass off right now!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #43 November 14, 2008 Quote And Yes Gia.. She is Alright. Only alright Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #44 November 14, 2008 Quote Quote Dude.. You are world Slowest Freekin towel Boy ever. How long ago was it I asked for that towel?Remind me never to send you for a beer. it will be like 2012 before it gets here. It's been 1026 days. It might take a bit longer for me to bring you a beer without drinking along on the way. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #45 November 14, 2008 Quote I just need sex. I think you have to start a different thread for that... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites