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Broke 0
Is this the wrong place to mention I've had sex with a helmet on before?
Wouldn't a padded headboard sufficed?
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poe62 0
4) Jester Hat ... If there are bells on the points then added bonus.
Best visual EVER!!!!
Wrong hat, but it makes me think of Bad Santa...
haha~Nikki
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headoverheels 333
I thought maybe you'd go for one of those grey wigs that the Brit lawyers wear in court.
I had a cute little top hat on on Halloween night (that was as far as I was willing to go with the costume), a nice, quiet little Bed and Breakfast in the mountains, let's just say my husband didn't complain...
"I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food."
pirana 0
I can't believe nobody has mentioned that cute little tierra-thingy french maids wear.
Too passe? Too much been-there-done-that?
Too passe? Too much been-there-done-that?
" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley
brenthutch 444
Done the Hat Trick of sex one day long ago.
One of my more perverted friends [\b]
Do you really have any non-perverted friends... or they are just numbered in perverted scale?
Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"
If the Hat stays on for any length of time at all.. It is either on waaaaay too tight or someone isnt doing something right.
I am sorry but If a girl was wearing a Hat while we were having sex I would see it as a personal challenge to Knock that hat off without touching it!!
Amen brother. AMEN!
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
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skymama 37
Do you really have any non-perverted friends... or they are just numbered in perverted scale?
Hmmm...you make a very good point!
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon
headoverheels 333
Ya know, it's only kinky the first couple of times....
mrwrong 0
Well it's quite simple actually.
If the stays on during sex then the sex is much to lame..... Wild enough sex will make ANY hat fall off (cam helmets does NOT qualify as a hat) 
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dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!
JackC 0
Frap hat? For those high-risk manoeuvres.
mrwrong 0
*sigh*... I could never fuck a girl wearing a fraphat..... I'd be busy laughing my ass off
I mean it's not even kinky, just NUTS
“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
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Buy quality and cry once!
JackC 0
Don't think kinky, think safety. To protect your cranium from getting whacked by the ceiling fan during a mistimed leap from the exit point on top of the wardrobe.
mrwrong 0
Don't think kinky, think safety. To protect your cranium from getting whacked by the ceiling fan during a mistimed leap from the exit point on top of the wardrobe.
You are one very sick sick sick puppy!!!!!!
“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
dudeist skydiver # 19515
Buy quality and cry once!
JackC 0
Aww, you know I'm right.
Broke 0
How about a fire figher helmet? Don't worry if it gets rough it has a chinstrap
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Anvil Brother 84
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You better have that hat on, cause when the anal beads come out, and that feces hits the air, its protection for your hair!!
What kind of hat would make a difference.
Here are my thoughts:
1) Anything with a bill is out - including cowboy hats. I don't want a bill bruise on my belly.
2) Dew rags don't count. But they are great, anyway.
3) Coon skin - um, that's just weird.
4) Jester Hat - okay. Now THAT's interesting. Since I'm used to women laughing at me when they see me naked, I can at least associate it with them being in character. If there are bells on the points then added bonus.
5) A turban? A little TOO kinky for me.
6) A beanie is cool.
7) Nurse hat. HOT HOT HOT.
8) Dunce cap?
My wife is hotter than your wife.
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