Is this too redneck?

[LisaH 0]

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[turtlespeed 226]

If you have to ask . . .

but that's ok, if you ask nicely, I'll spank you still.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[iopenhi 0]

Sheeeesh, this brings back memories...

Back in the day when I was working/living in Sheffield, AL, wine, cheetos, and a porn movie were the nightly ritual- until I ended up at the walk in clinic. Apparently I developed some allergy or something. They said the wine was making my uhh, "thingy" turn orange.

You can't make chicken salad out of chicken manure.

[cocheese 0]

If fat Cocheese eats fat Cheetos will i get even cheesier?

Will RkyMtnHigh still call me a butt Cheeto?

Hey Skymama I still have a big bottle of Chardonnay in my fridge that i was going to give you at Deland last Dec. Weather was bad so i missed you. I should have left it there for you. Pm me an address and I'll send it out soon.

[tmaricle55 0]

ONLY if you shared with Billy Vance and Divot!

Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres.
Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny!

[futuredivot 0]

Everyone knows that I don't drink wine

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[BillyVance 34]

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You messed up. Cheetos should be served ONLY with ice cold beer. Here's how you do it.

First drink a whole lot of iced cold beer. maybe 4 12oz cans. Think of something lovely to set out in a tray, say, some cheese and biscuits. Then get ONE more beer and really think about cutting cheese and getting good biscuits from D'ags...its really TOO late now, you just need cheezy goodness.

I thought this was the redneck way:

Natural Light beer
Ritz crackers
cheese in a pressurized can. (can't think of the brand name)

spraying the cheese onto the crackers is optional.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[LisaH 0]

Yum! Plastic cheese.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[tmaricle55 0]

And glitter... don't forget to add glitter!

Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres.
Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny!

[LisaH 0]

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And glitter... don't forget to add glitter!

It's confetti, not glitter.

Sheesh

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[hungarianchick 0]

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cheese in a pressurized can. (can't think of the brand name)

Kraft Easy Cheese? (Don't ask how I know this..)

"I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food."

[FlyingJ 0]

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What's wrong with Cheetos with pork rinds?

Is that a Georgia fan thing?

Watch out, Bama.

Killing threads since 2004.

[stitch 0]

You live in Forida and you have to ask??

"No cookies for you"- GFD
"I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65
Don't be a "Racer Hater"

[galvar2439 0]

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I just had Cheetos with my $6/bottle wine. Have I reached an all new low? What are the standards for this kind of thing?

If it makes any difference, they were the fat Cheetos, not the skinny crunchy ones.

that requires you remove at least one front tooth and wear a NASCAR garment if some sort

So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

[LOSTandCRAZY 0]

Nah, that's not redneck. If you had burned down the trailer park, using food stamps to light the fire with AFTERWARD?

Yeah, that'd probably be a little redneck.

"Get these balls!"