SCREW all the tricker-treaters

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I'm going to eat all the candy myself tomorrow & not open the door for anyone!!!....

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[quade 4]

I so wanna make a comment, but I'd have to send it to Speakers Corner.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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[Crazy]?

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I'm going to eat all the candy myself tomorrow & not open the door for anyone!!!....

I'm happy I won't be home - I'll be on a plane from Philadelphia to Raleigh for the tunnel and then skydiving. Woohoo. And when I get home Sunday night I'm probably going to be pissed because the little snowflakes will have run all over my beautiful lawn, leaving footprints that will mess up my lawn pattern.

Yeah, I'm the "get off my lawn" lady.

Always be kinder than you feel.

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Did ya hear about the 2 trick or treaters who went up to the house - the owner came out, saw their bags almost full of candy, and said "here, let me take some of your candy to give to the lazy kids in the neighborhood who are too lazy to get out and trick or treat"

The kids looked at each other and one said, "damn, why did we have to come to a Democrats house"!!

That ought to get this thread moved to Speaker corner

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Did ya hear about the 2 trick or treaters who went up to the house - the owner came out, saw their bags almost full of candy, and said "here, let me take some of your candy to give to the lazy kids in the neighborhood who are too lazy to get out and trick or treat"

The kids looked at each other and one said, "damn, why did we have to come to a Democrats house"!!

That ought to get this thread moved to Speaker corner

Naaahhh, you should have mentioned that the house owner had his M16 (which the U.S. constitution allows him to carry) hanging from his shoulder.....

THEN it might would have been sent to SC

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
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i was gonna pull some rubber-bullet rounds apart and fill 'em up with smarties.. or send the dog out!

that'll teach 'um fuckers ringing on my door-bell!

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
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[porpoishead 8]

bunch of fucking communists


give some candy to the pee wees you mean fuckers

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

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Yeah, I'm the "get off my lawn" lady.

So, how many cats you got?

Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

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I'm going to eat all the candy myself tomorrow & not open the door for anyone!!!....

Careful now...You married? You may want to have it X-rayed first.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Did ya hear about the 2 trick or treaters who went up to the house - the owner came out, saw their bags almost full of candy, and said "here, let me take some of your candy to give to the lazy kids in the neighborhood who are too lazy to get out and trick or treat"

The kids looked at each other and one said, "damn, why did we have to come to a Democrats house"!!

That ought to get this thread moved to Speaker corner

Naaahhh, you should have mentioned that the house owner had his M16 (which the U.S. constitution allows him to carry) hanging from his shoulder.....

THEN it might would have been sent to SC

Why are any of you so hell bent on getting this thread moved to SC? [Crazy]

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I'm going to eat all the candy myself tomorrow

No, you're a hyper enough little shit already

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

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prepare for lots of gifts involving dog crap, shaving cream, firecrackers, and small mouse traps....oh and open your mail box with a stick instead of sticking your hand in there.. *surprise* its a wasp nest, oh joy

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
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I'm going to eat all the candy myself tomorrow

No, you're a hyper enough little shit already

What did I ever do to give you that impression?

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prepare for lots of gifts involving dog crap, shaving cream, firecrackers, and small mouse traps....oh and open your mail box with a stick instead of sticking your hand in there.. *surprise* its a wasp nest, oh joy

We've never had those sort of problems in this neighborhood throughout the 12+ years I'vw lived here.

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[mamajumps 0]

I never did anything that bad as a kid, but I did leave a few bags of flaming horse shit on a few people's porches... "the mean kid-hater get off my yard types"

It was funny, light the paper bad on fire, ring the door and hide and watch as they step in a bag full of wet horse shit.... it was priceless....

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Yeah, I'm the "get off my lawn" lady.

So, how many cats you got?

Just one..... Meet Sophia Lucia....

Always be kinder than you feel.

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That's a great pic.

The facial expression of the cat says it all....

"Holy shit...look at THAT, over there...."

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[millertime24 8]

Looks like that cat is saying:

"Not happy! You put me down and feed me."

Muff #5048

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bunch of fucking communists


give some candy to the pee wees you mean fuckers

Bollocks. I work for my candy, I'm not redistributing any of it to a bunch of moochers.

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Do not darken my door - punks.

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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It's not "tricker-treat".
It's "trick or treat".
Because if you don't give the latter, you'll get the former.

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That's a great pic.

The facial expression of the cat says it all....

"Holy shit...look at THAT, over there...."

Thanks. This was the day I adopted her from my vet's office. I had just lost my 15 year old soulmate kitty Sydney Lynn to a blood clot 2 weeks before and my heart needed another kitty to give all my love.

And she still gets that look when she thinks she's going to the vet!!!

Always be kinder than you feel.

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Looks like that cat is saying:

"Not happy! You put me down and feed me."

That cat got filet mignon for dinner that night.

Always be kinder than you feel.

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prepare for lots of gifts involving dog crap, shaving cream, firecrackers, and small mouse traps....oh and open your mail box with a stick instead of sticking your hand in there.. *surprise* its a wasp nest, oh joy

We've never had those sort of problems in this neighborhood throughout the 12+ years I'vw lived here.

That's because you've previously paid their sugar-based demands.

Blues,
Dave

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