Broke 0 #26 October 31, 2008 Quote prepare for lots of gifts involving dog crap, shaving cream, firecrackers, and small mouse traps....oh and open your mail box with a stick instead of sticking your hand in there.. *surprise* its a wasp nest, oh joy You sound like you speak from experianceDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #27 October 31, 2008 Why the hell would you have this attitude towards the children? Didn't you go trick or treating as a child? Jesus, I thought you were too young to be Mr Nasty Pants, but apparently, that's not the case. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #28 October 31, 2008 pssssst- I don't think he was born in the US and probably did NOT go trick or treating as a child. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #29 October 31, 2008 Not everybody likes the little freeloading bastards.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #30 October 31, 2008 QuoteNot everybody likes the little freeloading bastards. TARGETSI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #31 October 31, 2008 Quote pssssst- I don't think he was born in the US and probably did NOT go trick or treating as a child. ok well I guess, since he's only been here a few months, the attitude is excused. And yes, I'm pretty sure he was born in the US. Just another GREAT guy!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #32 October 31, 2008 I'm giving out JELLO SHOTS!Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #33 October 31, 2008 QuoteNot everybody likes the little freeloading bastards. And that says more about the tight assed jerk offs than it does about the children who are enjoying an American tradition. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #34 October 31, 2008 I can promise you that if the crumb crunchers come knocking on my door tonight, I'm not even going to answer it.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #35 October 31, 2008 QuoteI can promise you that if the crumb crunchers come knocking on my door tonight, I'm not even going to answer it. I just knock back, open the door, say Trick Or Treat, and grab some candy from the bag in front of me. Works like a charm.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #36 October 31, 2008 Fucking Scrooge Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #37 October 31, 2008 Wrong holiday, but they better not show up at Christmas either unless they've come to rake leavesYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #38 October 31, 2008 >>You sound like you speak from experiance it's actually a fun game and I'm sure the kids got a kick out of it especially if they have binoculars to watch the action. They were like little Dennis the menaces I was the same-how the tables turn as we get older A few years ago I had sprinklers set up to douse them with in case of a prank attack.heheheBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #39 October 31, 2008 QuoteWrong holiday, but they better not show up at Christmas either unless they've come to rake leaves Or jump into a wood chipper.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sky722 0 #40 October 31, 2008 ha ha...that is a good one...damn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #41 October 31, 2008 Is it wrong of me to plan on drinking margaritas while passing out candy to the lil rascals.... g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #42 November 1, 2008 Quote Why the hell would you have this attitude towards the children? Didn't you go trick or treating as a child? Jesus, I thought you were too young to be Mr Nasty Pants, but apparently, that's not the case. My God - Vonnie, you don't have much of a sense of humor, do you?... You should have noticed the "" in my original post (hint hint... ) No, I don't treat kids badly. Join Gia for some margaritas, take a bong hit, go get laid....just do something. Lighten up... You did remind me though of how, 1 year, my best friend Martin & I had some fun with the kids. Martin took 1 of my classic looking tobacco pipes (it was actually old - but in great shape - made of fine wood) lit it up, & put 1 hat on normally & another on top of it, backwards (basically looking like something between a hillbilly & a gangster) When kids would come to the door, Martin would answer & pretend to be an old man (cough & all.) The kids were freaked out and the parents were nothing short of shocked as well. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #43 November 1, 2008 Quote Quote pssssst- I don't think he was born in the US and probably did NOT go trick or treating as a child. ok well I guess, since he's only been here a few months, the attitude is excused. And yes, I'm pretty sure he was born in the US. Just another GREAT guy!!!!!!! Actually, I was Not born in the U.S. - how did you know that, Tigra? Although, I was 5 years old when we came here...been here ever since (22 years.) So, I might as well have been born here.Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #44 November 1, 2008 QuoteActually, I was Not born in the U.S. . Fuckin' immigrantsYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #45 November 1, 2008 Quote Quote Actually, I was Not born in the U.S. . Fuckin' immigrants Bite me. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #46 November 1, 2008 I was amazed tonight with my kids. I took them out to trick or treat (he was a fireman and she a bumblebee (and I kept thinking "all I can say is that my life is pretty plain...") When done they came back and BOTH had more fun passing out candy to other trick or treaters. My kids showed me what pure joy was, amd those kids reacted better to getting candy from a 4 year-old and a not yet two year-old than from adults. Now I LOVE Halloween. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #47 November 1, 2008 That's very touching. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #48 November 1, 2008 Quote My God - Vonnie, you don't have much of a sense of humor, do you?... You should have noticed the "" in my original post (hint hint... ) No, I don't treat kids badly. Join Gia for some margaritas, take a bong hit, go get laid....just do something. Lighten up... Quote I'm sorry, I thought it was so obvious that I was joking that I didn't need to add the Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #49 November 1, 2008 I think the bong hit and go get laid part was meant for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #50 November 1, 2008 QuoteQuoteQuoteActually, I was Not born in the U.S. . Fuckin' immigrants Bite me. You have to pay extra for thatYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
