banesanura 1 #51 May 9, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote . . . and I didn't know who you were at the time. Quote Umm..that's NOT a 'closing' line Turtle...it's an opening line, an 'ice breaker' so to speak. NO WONDER you need a Wing~Man! Yes oh wise and dusty one . . . please let us hear your words of experience and prowess as a wing man . . . But haven't times changed since the dark ages? "...words of experience and prowess as a wing man" Not being one to brag, I of course don't go into detail...but be assured, I never returned from a mission with gas in the tank or ammo in the guns! The 'TIMES' have changed, but the game hasn't...Use to be ya whacked 'em in the melon with a club and then dragged them back to the cave. These days the only difference is...it's Roofies instead of a club, a Porsche replaced dragging and 'condo' is just cave spelled sideways! You mean you aren't supposed to use a club? ME LIKEY* UGHA UUUGHA* What did cave women use as strap ons back in the day? Stones? Sticks? Dinosaur bones?Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #52 May 9, 2008 You need me as your wingman, i can lure them with my charm to at least give you the chance to scare em away.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #53 May 9, 2008 I can't be your wingman. What I can do is, if you get so drunk that you lose judgment and start to leave with a really really ugly chick....I can make sure that everyone hears about it.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #54 May 9, 2008 Odd.. I've never had a wing man... but then I guess I never needed one... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #55 May 9, 2008 Shaped bones...... ~R+R...Whip it, whip it good......Need beating just call: 1-800-IAM-BEAT... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johan420 0 #56 May 9, 2008 Quote I'll be your wingman, but I'm only going home with Vskydiver. smart choice.......your wife is hot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #57 May 10, 2008 A man of your standing should not need a wingman. You dissapoint me. I am the ultimate wingman. You do not warrant my services. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #58 May 10, 2008 Quote Quote Requirements: Won't throw you under the bus Never leaves his wingman Drinks but doesn't get drunk. Can open up sets. Can help close targets. (More requirements to be listed as time allows) Last time I saw you Clint I noticed your fall rate has increased, try to deal with that and then we can talk wingman! Test of Skill #1: FAILED Damn. That's cold. If someone'll burn you like that online, they're bound ot totally kneecap you in front of a half-drunken cougar. ...And the shiny chick is right about the wing woman thing. It eliminates any possibility of inter-wingmen competition, and you can always kid yourself that one night she'll get drunk and jealous enough to do you herself. Too bad the best one I know is down here, 600 miles away from you.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #59 October 28, 2008 Quote A man of your standing should not need a wingman. You dissapoint me. I am the ultimate wingman. You do not warrant my services. As previously discussed, but not affirmed, J has regained his Wingman Extrordinaire title, it was quite a while ago, but was never published openly.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #60 October 28, 2008 Quote Quote A man of your standing should not need a wingman. You dissapoint me. I am the ultimate wingman. You do not warrant my services. As previously discussed, but not affirmed, J has regained his Wingman Extrordinaire title, it was quite a while ago, but was never published openly. How sweet.... did you kiss and make out too~!? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #61 October 29, 2008 Quote Quote Quote A man of your standing should not need a wingman. You dissapoint me. I am the ultimate wingman. You do not warrant my services. As previously discussed, but not affirmed, J has regained his Wingman Extrordinaire title, it was quite a while ago, but was never published openly. How sweet.... did you kiss and make out too~!? g No, you must be thinking of divot and ralffersI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #62 October 29, 2008 Nah, Twardo trained Pillowbiter right-he doesn't even ask for a reach aroundYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #63 October 29, 2008 QuoteNah, Twardo trained Pillowbiter right-he doesn't even ask for a reach around Well, maybe I should have said Ralffers and Divot then, I wasn't sure which order to put the names in.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #64 October 29, 2008 I'm still pissed that I got kicked out of the wingman contest. I did my job. Before you left the bar with your date you asked, is she pretty, I said yes. It's not my fault that you didn't ask if she was really a guy.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #65 October 29, 2008 Quote I'm still pissed that I got kicked out of the wingman contest. I did my job. Before you left the bar with your date you asked, is she pretty, I said yes. It's not my fault that you didn't ask if she was really a guy. We should really keep all this homo talk out of my wingman thread. If you need to reminisce about past loves, I'll make a thread just for you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #66 October 29, 2008 QuoteRequirements: Won't throw you under the bus Never leaves his wingman Drinks but doesn't get drunk. Can open up sets. Can help close targets. (More requirements to be listed as time allows) Suggestions: 1) Don't ride the bus or stand at the bus stop 2) Remain grounded 3) Go out with a dedicated Catholic Priest (keep him in front of you) 4) Catholic priests can open sets of pants 5) Go out with a Priest who moonlights as a Target store managerY yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
