Which would you rather have?

[ScubaSteve 0]

Explain why:

[FliegendeWolf 0]

Because I've seen Spaceballs and having a tail looks like more trouble than its worth.

Seriously, you ask a bunch of skydivers whether they'd rather have a dog's tail over the ability to fly?

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[txblondie 0]

Seriously, you ask a bunch of skydivers whether they'd rather have a dog's tail over the ability to fly?

[Blahr 0]

I voted for a dogs tail just to be the first guy that does it!

I'd really rather fly.

[ScubaSteve 0]

I have your red swingline on my desk....

[CrazyIvan 0]

I'd like to fly, so my commute to work would be fast, exciting and fun, but I'd wear a rig...just to enjoy the view every now and then.

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so my commute to work would be fast,

Don't you need a job to have a commute?

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[PhillyKev 0]

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I voted for a dogs tail just to be the first guy that does it!

I'd really rather fly.

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[CrazyIvan 0]

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Don't you need a job to have a commute?

Hey...I was dreaming for a moment ok?...thank you very much

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[jtval 0]

I guess I would ltake a dogs tail...ONLY b/c if I could fly then SKYDIVING would be boring!


would you rather a living eyebrow that moves at will amongst your face or
fart paprika!


WHY?

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[mattlcom 0]

The ability to fly would kinda take the fun out of skydiving, wouldn't it?

If you wanted to fly, you can always take an Otter!

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/mattlavallee/Comedy - Jay Mohr - Christopher Walken and my Dog.mp3

-mattL

[ScubaSteve 0]

Much Respect...

[txblondie 0]

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The ability to fly would kinda take the fun out of skydiving, wouldn't it?

If you wanted to fly, you can always take an Otter!

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/mattlavallee/Comedy - Jay Mohr - Christopher Walken and my Dog.mp3

-mattL

Let me try this approach--what the hell would you do with a dog's tail?!

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[CrazyIvan 0]

That Chris Walken clip....hilarious.

Check this out.

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[mattlcom 0]

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Let me try this approach--what the hell would you do with a dog's tail?!

Come on, people would know what mood you're in!

"Stay away from Robin today, she's in a bad mood."
"How do you know?"
"Did you see her tail?"

The possibilities are endless.

-MattL

[txblondie 0]

Come on, people would know what mood you're in!

"Stay away from Robin today, she's in a bad mood."
"How do you know?"
"Did you see her tail?"

The possibilities are endless.

-MattL

[ScubaSteve 0]

Mattl-- dogs wag thier tails becase they are happy..

[mattlcom 0]

Maybe YOU...

Trust me, they know.

-MattL

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[quade 4]

Oh man, I thought I was the only person on earth that recognised this entire line of questioning as a Jay Mohr riff on a his experience in a make-up trailer with Christopher Walken.

The bit is a classic.

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[jtval 0]

has it been that long since this thread was bumped?

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[jtval 0]

Man I can't believe this thread died.


No one wants to answer my question from my previous post?

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[caress 0]

If I could fly, I could zoom around the world for nothing and see my friends. You would still need to skydive to zoom up and float down slow. Think about it we could actually have sex in free fall safely... We could always find good weather to skydive in and get there. Oil prices would hit an all time low and we would never have to pollute the earth with carbon monoxide anymore. So many pro's to that concept.

I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being
right.

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Oil prices would hit an all time low and we would never have to pollute the earth with carbon monoxide anymore.

We'd still have all that methane to deal with...

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[Bolas 5]

Found the routine but a crappy version About three minutes in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRWR1HdvPQY

Found a funny unrelated bit by Patton Oswalt too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBU9lcTikJk&feature=channel

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If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

[dropdeded 0]

Reading the thread and thought HOLY CRAP, Ivan's back

Opps, old thread

So just what the hell would I want a tail for

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