jasonRose 0 #1 October 24, 2008 A buddy of mine is having his 40th B-day tonight and a big suprise party. I need a funny gift idea that I can buy today (No mail order). Any ideas????? Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #2 October 24, 2008 I've heard that a lot of guys prefer a steak and a BJ. - but if you're not willing to be THAT good of a friend, maybe think about a cane. Or a pair of cheap bifocals. Or a book with EXTRA LARGE PRINT. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #3 October 24, 2008 Jump tickets. If they aren't a jumper, a tandem. That's what I did for my 40th birthday. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #4 October 24, 2008 A padded toilet-seat. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #5 October 24, 2008 You could all do what my Mom's friends did when she turned 40, and get him Sympathy cards instead of birthday cards. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #6 October 24, 2008 Viagra "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #7 October 24, 2008 Oops, I just noticed you said a funny gift. Ignore my previous post. Go buy him a thong and say it's a rite of passage. Post pics. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #8 October 24, 2008 2 20-year-olds "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #10 October 25, 2008 Give him a really big bra and tell him it is a prescription. When he starts to feel depressed about being 40, go out and get the prescription filled. 50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nenesanteago 0 #11 October 25, 2008 How about Viagra and a walking stick! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #12 October 25, 2008 One of my partners gave me a rx for Viagra for my 50th - 10 tabs with 52 refills. I gave it to the pharmacist, he looked it over, looked at me, grinned, said "It looks like it will be a good year"Doc "We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #13 October 25, 2008 Give him a bottle of blue pills and a blow job Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 October 25, 2008 A Thai bride? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #15 October 25, 2008 A gift certificate for a colonascopy(SP?) A video and material on Hair Club for Men You could meet him dressed as the Grim Reaper. I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
