Bolas 5 #1 April 7, 2006 Dumb things I've done this year (on the ground): 2 days before traveling internationally, realized I left my passport 2 states away. Had to rent a car, and drive 10 hours (roundtrip). This was all done in less than an hour: Realized I left my driver side window open all weekend and it had rained in my car. Put the keys in the ignition to raise the window. Was going back to get a towel so I locked the car... with my keys still in the ignition. Got a coat hanger and it took me about 20+ minutes to break in... to a convertible (the top was up though) Wait, I'm not done yet!!! Directly afterwards I was carrying some things out to the truck for my girlfriend and when I went to close the door, it wouldn't shut. The latch plate had slid. I put everything down, slid the latch plate back into position, and closed the door. Once the door shut I noticed the strap for one of the bags I was carrying got caught in the door. I tried to pull the the bag but it wouldn't move. I couldn't open the door because it had locked. No, the keys weren't inside but on my gf and she was organizing things in her truck. When I told her what had happened she laughed at me... again. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #3 April 7, 2006 I blame your girlfriend!! She has that effect on men!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #4 April 7, 2006 QuoteI blame your girlfriend!! She has that effect on men!! I'm so dumb I don't know who his GF is.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 April 7, 2006 Bolas has a GF? Wow. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #6 April 7, 2006 I think we're going to need pics to prove this oneDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #7 April 7, 2006 She keeps him around for entertainment. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #8 April 7, 2006 I've locked my keys in the on more then one occasion both times with the engine running... One time I was in San Antonio driving a rental... the other time was in georgia and of course no one was answering their phones. I really should join AAA... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #9 April 7, 2006 QuoteBolas has a GF? Wow. I'm still in shock. Don't worry, you're on my exemption list. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 April 7, 2006 QuoteDon't worry, you're on my exemption list Aww, you say the sweetest things. (Will the GF be joining us?) ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #11 April 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteI blame your girlfriend!! She has that effect on men!! I'm so dumb I don't know who his GF is. I may have a clue.?? HAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #12 April 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteDon't worry, you're on my exemption list Aww, you say the sweetest things. (Will the GF be joining us?) She's still in training. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkey1031 0 #13 April 7, 2006 I clicked on this thread.... -smd7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #14 April 7, 2006 Me too. Although I'm so dumb, I'm dating a guy who strapped a disposable camera to his helmet to take pictures in freefall. Still waiting to see how those turned out. I also let this guy jump my rig one time. He proceeded to land on the pavement and let the high winds drag him around for a bit. I now have permission to kick him in the nuts if he ever asks to jump it again. He IS very entertaining though. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 April 7, 2006 Is there a difference between Dumb and Stupid? Inquiring minds want to know.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #16 April 7, 2006 QuoteIs there a difference between Dumb and Stupid? Inquiring minds want to know. Stupid is a choice. dumb is a way of life. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leapdog 0 #17 April 7, 2006 I think if your dumb, you just don't know something, like an ignorant person is lacking knowledge Stupid is like, you have been taught, but you can't absorb the info. I once closed my thumb in the drivers side door of an LTD, the old police style ones, with the keys in the ignition and the door locked engine running. I couldn't get my thumb out with out having my nail separted from the thumb. I was just going inside for a brief moment this is why the engine was running. I don't know how the door got locked. It was raining I went to push the door shut with my right hand and it slipped from the wet door and in front of it (between the door and the rest of the car). Gunnery Sergeant of Marines "I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #18 April 7, 2006 QuoteI couldn't get my thumb out with out having my nail separated from the thumb. Ouch, how did you get it out then? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #19 April 7, 2006 I got a fragrance bead jammed in the headphone jack of my (brand new) ipod. I tried all sorts of things and I couldnt get it out. All it took was four men and a screwdriver for a neptune to get it out. Oh and once time in High School, when I had really long, straight hair (quit drooling bolas).. I got a round brush stuck in it. It took my mom 2 hours to get it out and she actually told the school secretary what happened. That was embarrassing. Ok now I want to hear some Kelly stories! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkiD_PL8 0 #20 April 7, 2006 Dumbest thing I have done recently hands down. Me and a friend were rebuilding my dirtbike and when we went to put the new piston and ring in I grabbed the old ring by accident. We put it all back together and then I found out that you can burn a hole through a brand new piston in 5 minutes. Greenie in training. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #21 April 7, 2006 QuoteI got a fragrance bead jammed in the headphone jack of my (brand new) ipod. What the hell is a fragrance bead? Is it like an anal bead designed to make an ass smell like something other than ass? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #22 April 7, 2006 Yes, Dave. Its a bead that I jam up my ass to make it smell good. Theyre little beads made out of rubber that smell good. You can pour them in a bowl or fill a candle holder with them or whatever. I put them in the console of my truck and I guess I put my iPod in there too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #23 April 7, 2006 QuoteYes, Dave. Its a bead that I jam up my ass to make it smell good. How intriguing! QuoteTheyre little beads made out of rubber that smell good. You can pour them in a bowl or fill a candle holder with them or whatever. I'd have never guessed you were the Martha Stewart type. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #24 April 7, 2006 QuoteI Ok now I want to hear some Kelly stories! but do we have the time? this one time at hippies house kelly was spilling her wine so much (more than me) we actually forced her to use the sippy cup! One of my many: I'd known Hottie for maybe a day and a half. I was borrowing my boss' truck when I forgot something at his apartment. I ducked under the first level of stairs (to avoid going around) and hit my head and split my scalp wide open. It took 6 stiches to close it. I know not why she stayed! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #25 April 7, 2006 QuoteQuoteYes, Dave. Its a bead that I jam up my ass to make it smell good. How intriguing! QuoteTheyre little beads made out of rubber that smell good. You can pour them in a bowl or fill a candle holder with them or whatever. I'd have never guessed you were the Martha Stewart type. Blues, Dave Oh you should see her place. fluffly pillow, candles, pictures on the wallls, and cocks everywhere. No, seriously. There must be 10 cocks in there! (I know Im gonna catch hell for this but its funny!)Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
