kbordson 8 #1 March 6, 2008 Quote"When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." Lewis Carroll 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. Name some. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MikeMcLean 0 #2 March 6, 2008 1. I believe my coworkers will be sane 2. I believe my coworkers will be smart 3. I believe my coworkers will not implement knee-jerk policies 4. I believe my wife will celebrate the March 14th Holiday 5. I believe internet control freaks will see the reasonable light of day 6. I believe that a website is someone's houseIt wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Ashtanga 0 #3 March 6, 2008 Landing a Wingsuit withought a two million dollar landing slide? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #4 March 6, 2008 Quote Landing a Wingsuit withought a two million dollar landing slide? DUDE LTNS AshYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gonejumpingl 0 #5 March 6, 2008 Quote 4. I believe my wife will celebrate the March 14th Holiday Good one!!! where's the Professor when we need stats on this??Today is a better day!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Misternatural 0 #6 March 6, 2008 1. Elvis lives 2. a cure for baldness 3. Beatles reunion 4. 2+2= 3.14159 5. Horton hears a who 6. unified field theory 7. My Gf can breathe without her cell phone.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites cocheese 0 #7 March 6, 2008 If nothing is impossible, what's there to think about? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lilDevil 2 #8 March 6, 2008 1. I believe not everything sags with age 2. I believe im not as green as I am cabbage looking 3. I believe my hair really is a natural colour 4. I believe my dog thinks hes human 5. I believe Devils can fly without a broom 6. I believe that all men and dogs SNORE``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Butters 0 #9 March 6, 2008 I believe it's impossible for anything to be impossible ... "That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JustChuteMeNow 0 #10 March 6, 2008 1. Killing Wiley Coyote 2. Understanding what "Nothings wrong, I'm fine" really means. 3. Going back in time to fix "Nothings wrong I'm fine" comments after we find out things were wrong and things weren't fine. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shropshire 0 #11 March 6, 2008 I believe i can I believe i will I believe i know my dreams are real I believe i can I believe i will I believe i hold it soon man That is what i do believe (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 34 #12 March 6, 2008 Quote 1. Killing Wiley Coyote 2. Catching the road runner "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kbordson 8 #13 March 6, 2008 1. I can take care of it all. 2. I know everything. 3. I played euchre with a dragon this morning. 4. Gravity stopped. 5. I've got tickets to see Billy Shakes at The Rose. 6. I counted to infinity twice during lunch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kbordson 8 #14 October 18, 2008 1. Time can run backwards. (but understanding the speaking is diffiuclt) 2. To fly you just need to throw yourself at the Earth and miss. 3. I will find a suit that doesn't mock me. 4. People will all get along. 5. We will be smarter than those nasty bacteria/ viruses. 6. Two objects can occupy the same space. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gravitysurfer 0 #15 October 19, 2008 Quote Quote 1. Killing Wiley Coyote 2. Catching the road runner Sorry Billy. It's been done 'once'. aloha. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites nanook 1 #16 October 19, 2008 1. I believe that a witch is more aerodynamic if she flies with the broomstick up her ass. 2. I believe infinity was created by the lazy 3. I believe that the kid next door is a model citizen. judging by all the butterfly wings on the ground, he diverted an inclimate disaster in Tokyo. 4. I believe "The Kincaid Code" will be a best-seller. 5. I believe Franciscan Cabernet is in an unlimited supply_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kbordson 8 #17 October 21, 2008 1. Fire will freeze water 2. The Dead and cremated will walk again. 3. I can bend distance. 4. I am a super intelligent species of the color green (super green ) 5. I can reproduce by binary fission 6. Disease can be cured by ESP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #18 October 21, 2008 Quote 2. a cure for baldness It's called hair. As long as you have it, you'll never be bald. If the hair comes back, you are cured. Quote 3. Beatles reunion Easy. 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MikeMcLean 0 #2 March 6, 2008 1. I believe my coworkers will be sane 2. I believe my coworkers will be smart 3. I believe my coworkers will not implement knee-jerk policies 4. I believe my wife will celebrate the March 14th Holiday 5. I believe internet control freaks will see the reasonable light of day 6. I believe that a website is someone's houseIt wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashtanga 0 #3 March 6, 2008 Landing a Wingsuit withought a two million dollar landing slide? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #4 March 6, 2008 Quote Landing a Wingsuit withought a two million dollar landing slide? DUDE LTNS AshYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gonejumpingl 0 #5 March 6, 2008 Quote 4. I believe my wife will celebrate the March 14th Holiday Good one!!! where's the Professor when we need stats on this??Today is a better day!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #6 March 6, 2008 1. Elvis lives 2. a cure for baldness 3. Beatles reunion 4. 2+2= 3.14159 5. Horton hears a who 6. unified field theory 7. My Gf can breathe without her cell phone.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #7 March 6, 2008 If nothing is impossible, what's there to think about? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #8 March 6, 2008 1. I believe not everything sags with age 2. I believe im not as green as I am cabbage looking 3. I believe my hair really is a natural colour 4. I believe my dog thinks hes human 5. I believe Devils can fly without a broom 6. I believe that all men and dogs SNORE``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #9 March 6, 2008 I believe it's impossible for anything to be impossible ... "That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustChuteMeNow 0 #10 March 6, 2008 1. Killing Wiley Coyote 2. Understanding what "Nothings wrong, I'm fine" really means. 3. Going back in time to fix "Nothings wrong I'm fine" comments after we find out things were wrong and things weren't fine. Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 March 6, 2008 I believe i can I believe i will I believe i know my dreams are real I believe i can I believe i will I believe i hold it soon man That is what i do believe (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 March 6, 2008 Quote 1. Killing Wiley Coyote 2. Catching the road runner "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #13 March 6, 2008 1. I can take care of it all. 2. I know everything. 3. I played euchre with a dragon this morning. 4. Gravity stopped. 5. I've got tickets to see Billy Shakes at The Rose. 6. I counted to infinity twice during lunch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #14 October 18, 2008 1. Time can run backwards. (but understanding the speaking is diffiuclt) 2. To fly you just need to throw yourself at the Earth and miss. 3. I will find a suit that doesn't mock me. 4. People will all get along. 5. We will be smarter than those nasty bacteria/ viruses. 6. Two objects can occupy the same space. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gravitysurfer 0 #15 October 19, 2008 Quote Quote 1. Killing Wiley Coyote 2. Catching the road runner Sorry Billy. It's been done 'once'. aloha. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nanook 1 #16 October 19, 2008 1. I believe that a witch is more aerodynamic if she flies with the broomstick up her ass. 2. I believe infinity was created by the lazy 3. I believe that the kid next door is a model citizen. judging by all the butterfly wings on the ground, he diverted an inclimate disaster in Tokyo. 4. I believe "The Kincaid Code" will be a best-seller. 5. I believe Franciscan Cabernet is in an unlimited supply_____________________________ "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #17 October 21, 2008 1. Fire will freeze water 2. The Dead and cremated will walk again. 3. I can bend distance. 4. I am a super intelligent species of the color green (super green ) 5. I can reproduce by binary fission 6. Disease can be cured by ESP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 October 21, 2008 Quote 2. a cure for baldness It's called hair. As long as you have it, you'll never be bald. If the hair comes back, you are cured. Quote 3. Beatles reunion Easy. All that takes is two more dead Beatles. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #19 October 21, 2008 Quote Quote Quote 1. Killing Wiley Coyote 2. Catching the road runner Sorry Billy. It's been done 'once'. That made my freaking night! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
metalslug 36 #20 October 22, 2008 Quote Quote 2. a cure for baldness It's called hair. As long as you have it, you'll never be bald. If the hair comes back, you are cured. For baldness, one can have tattoos of small rabbits created on the scalp. Because, from a distance, rabbits look like hares. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
