IMPOSSIBLE

[kbordson 8]

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"When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." Lewis Carroll

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Name some.

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[MikeMcLean 0]

1. I believe my coworkers will be sane
2. I believe my coworkers will be smart
3. I believe my coworkers will not implement knee-jerk policies
4. I believe my wife will celebrate the March 14th Holiday
5. I believe internet control freaks will see the reasonable light of day
6. I believe that a website is someone's house

It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

[Ashtanga 0]

Landing a Wingsuit withought a two million dollar landing slide?

[Squeak 17]

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Landing a Wingsuit withought a two million dollar landing slide?

DUDE LTNS Ash

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[Gonejumpingl 0]

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4. I believe my wife will celebrate the March 14th Holiday

Good one!!!
where's the Professor when we need stats on this??

Today is a better day!!!

[Misternatural 0]

1. Elvis lives
2. a cure for baldness
3. Beatles reunion
4. 2+2= 3.14159
5. Horton hears a who
6. unified field theory
7. My Gf can breathe without her cell phone.

Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
D S #3.1415

[cocheese 0]

If nothing is impossible, what's there to think about?

[lilDevil 2]

1. I believe not everything sags with age
2. I believe im not as green as I am cabbage looking
3. I believe my hair really is a natural colour
4. I believe my dog thinks hes human
5. I believe Devils can fly without a broom
6. I believe that all men and dogs SNORE

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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

[Butters 0]

I believe it's impossible for anything to be impossible ...

"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch

[JustChuteMeNow 0]

1. Killing Wiley Coyote

2. Understanding what "Nothings wrong, I'm fine" really means.

3. Going back in time to fix "Nothings wrong I'm fine" comments after we find out things were wrong and things weren't fine.

Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.

[shropshire 0]

I believe i can
I believe i will
I believe i know my dreams are real
I believe i can
I believe i will
I believe i hold it soon man
That is what i do believe

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[BillyVance 34]

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1. Killing Wiley Coyote

2. Catching the road runner

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[kbordson 8]

1. I can take care of it all.
2. I know everything.
3. I played euchre with a dragon this morning.
4. Gravity stopped.
5. I've got tickets to see Billy Shakes at The Rose.
6. I counted to infinity twice during lunch

[kbordson 8]

1. Time can run backwards. (but understanding the speaking is diffiuclt)
2. To fly you just need to throw yourself at the Earth and miss.
3. I will find a suit that doesn't mock me.
4. People will all get along.
5. We will be smarter than those nasty bacteria/ viruses.
6. Two objects can occupy the same space.

[gravitysurfer 0]

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1. Killing Wiley Coyote

2. Catching the road runner

Sorry Billy. It's been done 'once'.

aloha.

[nanook 1]

1. I believe that a witch is more aerodynamic if she flies with the broomstick up her ass.

2. I believe infinity was created by the lazy

3. I believe that the kid next door is a model citizen. judging by all the butterfly wings on the ground, he diverted an inclimate disaster in Tokyo.

4. I believe "The Kincaid Code" will be a best-seller.

5. I believe Franciscan Cabernet is in an unlimited supply

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"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln

[kbordson 8]

1. Fire will freeze water
2. The Dead and cremated will walk again.
3. I can bend distance.
4. I am a super intelligent species of the color green (super green )
5. I can reproduce by binary fission
6. Disease can be cured by ESP

[happythoughts 0]

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2. a cure for baldness

It's called hair. As long as you have it, you'll never be bald.

If the hair comes back, you are cured.

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3. Beatles reunion

Easy. All that takes is two more dead Beatles.

[Peej 0]

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1. Killing Wiley Coyote

2. Catching the road runner

Sorry Billy. It's been done 'once'.

That made my freaking night!

Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky

[metalslug 36]

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2. a cure for baldness

It's called hair. As long as you have it, you'll never be bald.

If the hair comes back, you are cured.

For baldness, one can have tattoos of small rabbits created on the scalp.
Because, from a distance, rabbits look like hares.