BillyVance 34 #1 October 20, 2008 A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Texas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: 'I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. It's because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general... and all in the name of humor!' The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, 'You stay the hell out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit sitting on your knee.'"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #2 October 20, 2008 TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #3 October 20, 2008 Dude...Ok that was just funny!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #4 October 20, 2008 He needs a blonde doll, but this guy is just the best! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MugQDD2FcKQ&feature=related Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites