Porn joke..

[shropshire 0]

An Archbishop went to stay at a hotel. When he was signing in at reception he asked "Is the Porn channel disabled?"
"No it's normal porn, you sick fuck!!"

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[ASTKU 1]

You blew that delivery

[MrTool 0]

Quote

You blew that delivery

That is just one of many things he has blown.

[ASTKU 1]

Based on your DZName I am not going to ask any questions about that

[shropshire 0]

same old same old - story of my life

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[shropshire 0]

Dah Dum - dish

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[galvar2439 0]

A Priest is bringing back a plane load of children from a far third world country to live and be adopted in America.
Suddenly the planes engines quit and the pilot comes out of the cockpit with 2 parachutes, he starts putting one on and hands the other to the priest.
The priest grabs thepilot and says "what about the children?"
The pilot takes a look back at all the children and then says "Fuck the children"
The priest looks at the pilot, thinks a second and then says, "think we got enough time?"

I KNOW, The lightning bolts should be striking at any moment

So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

[livendive 8]

Funny as it was, you're gonna want to delete that one before one of the moderators lays a smack-down.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)