sickandtwisted 0 #1 October 6, 2008 Thoughts, comments.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #2 October 6, 2008 Ok, so I can't spell "significant other"Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #3 October 6, 2008 Maybe one of the Mods can correct my misspelling.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #4 October 6, 2008 Mancards are for pussies. Spas, where attractive women massage oils on you You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #5 October 6, 2008 QuotePoints added for allowing another woman to rub all over you thats not worth any points... Unless it was a happy ending.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #6 October 6, 2008 No, because if you even consider it-you wouldn't have a card in the first place. Now a good ass loofaing at a crab infested "asian' spa on the other hand.....You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 October 6, 2008 QuoteNo, because if you even consider it-you wouldn't have a card in the first place. Now a good ass loofaing at a crab infested "asian' spa on the other hand..... Absolutely not! In fact I travel to my spa of choice as often as I can. It is an expensive endeavor, but the Pink Pony has a lot to offer in the way of male necessity.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #8 October 6, 2008 Nope, I like a man who takes care of himself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadiDadi 0 #9 October 6, 2008 The way I see it, if you do live in a world of 'man cards', is this: 1- Your buddies think you're a pussy for getting a massage and pedicure and a salt scrub and what have you. Your buddies pull your 'man card' and make you buy the beer, harrass you for a while, occasionally make 'twinkle toe' references and life goes on. Soon enough - perhaps even that same beer sodden night - someone else will do something worse and the focus will shift. Guys are so great in that respect. Much better than women. 2- You don't go for fear of having your buddies revoke your 'man card' and, instead, your wife/girlfirend/whatever revokes your 'I would like to have sex now card'. If she is a real woman, she will bring this up at every opportunity she can; even when you can't for the life of you make the connection. She will also, very likely, spend three to five times (minimum) the amount your trip to the spa would have been on shoes. Summary: Go to the spa. If your buddies harrass you, you can rest comfortably knowing that not only are you getting laid by a woman who didn't just spend $500.00 on a pair of shoes but that you have the softest skin in the room.If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll be happy to do it for you. **************************** Be like the cupcake and suck it up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 October 6, 2008 QuoteThe way I see it, if you do live in a world of 'man cards', is this: . . . and a salt scrub and what have you. Oooh - I didn't know they had torture there! Hmmmm.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadiDadi 0 #11 October 6, 2008 Quote and a salt scrub and what have you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oooh - I didn't know they had torture there! Hmmmm. All women will try to convince men to have salt scrubs to make them have soft skin. It's like getting resurfaced. It actually feels quite nice - like getting a massage and a good scratching all at once. Torture? That's when she brings up the idea of 'Manscaping'.If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll be happy to do it for you. **************************** Be like the cupcake and suck it up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #12 October 6, 2008 First, yes. Points will be deducted from your man card. But hey, don't let that stop you... unless you have a physical, tangible, man card for your friends to actually take from you. Quote Torture? That's when she brings up the idea of 'Manscaping'. I don't think manscaping is torture. I actually like manscaping, because I don't like when a girl stops in the middle of a BJ to pull hairs out of her mouth. That kinda ruins things. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #13 October 7, 2008 Quote revokes your 'I would like to have sex now card'. One can have sex with whomever they want, the only unknown is whether the partner(s) they desire are actually involved. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #14 October 7, 2008 Nope. But worrying about the status of your "man card" does. "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #15 October 7, 2008 Dont know about anybody else but the SPA rocks for me. As a couple it really rocks. Somebody else puts her in the mood by rubbing her feet and you enjoy the benefits!So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #16 October 7, 2008 Quote Dont know about anybody else but the SPA rocks for me. As a couple it really rocks. Somebody else puts her in the mood by rubbing her feet and you enjoy the benefits! ...At least that's how you imagine it would be.... If you could get a woman to go to the spa with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #17 October 7, 2008 Quote Quote Dont know about anybody else but the SPA rocks for me. As a couple it really rocks. Somebody else puts her in the mood by rubbing her feet and you enjoy the benefits! ...At least that's how you imagine it would be.... If you could get a woman to go to the spa with you. HA! i get more women by accident than you get on purpose sonny.So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 October 7, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Dont know about anybody else but the SPA rocks for me. As a couple it really rocks. Somebody else puts her in the mood by rubbing her feet and you enjoy the benefits! ...At least that's how you imagine it would be.... If you could get a woman to go to the spa with you. HA! i get more women by accident than you get on purpose sonny. Inflatables do not count.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #19 October 7, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Dont know about anybody else but the SPA rocks for me. As a couple it really rocks. Somebody else puts her in the mood by rubbing her feet and you enjoy the benefits! ...At least that's how you imagine it would be.... If you could get a woman to go to the spa with you. HA! i get more women by accident than you get on purpose sonny. Inflatables do not count. DO TOO!!!Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChibiKuma 0 #20 October 7, 2008 Quote First, yes. Points will be deducted from your man card. But hey, don't let that stop you... unless you have a physical, tangible, man card for your friends to actually take from you. Quote Torture? That's when she brings up the idea of 'Manscaping'. I don't think manscaping is torture. I actually like manscaping, because I don't like when a girl stops in the middle of a BJ to pull hairs out of her mouth. That kinda ruins things. I'd have to agree...a very mood ruining experience. TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #21 October 7, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Dont know about anybody else but the SPA rocks for me. As a couple it really rocks. Somebody else puts her in the mood by rubbing her feet and you enjoy the benefits! ...At least that's how you imagine it would be.... If you could get a woman to go to the spa with you. HA! i get more women by accident than you get on purpose sonny. Inflatables do not count. Does that include silicone boobs too?So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 October 7, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Dont know about anybody else but the SPA rocks for me. As a couple it really rocks. Somebody else puts her in the mood by rubbing her feet and you enjoy the benefits! ...At least that's how you imagine it would be.... If you could get a woman to go to the spa with you. HA! i get more women by accident than you get on purpose sonny. Inflatables do not count. Does that include silicone boobs too? Not a fan, myself, but Boobs are boobs after all. yes they count, but they have to be attached this time.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #23 October 8, 2008 QuoteFirst, yes. Points will be deducted from your man card. But hey, don't let that stop you... unless you have a physical, tangible, man card for your friends to actually take from you. Quote Torture? That's when she brings up the idea of 'Manscaping'. I don't think manscaping is torture. I actually like manscaping, because I don't like when a girl stops in the middle of a BJ to pull hairs out of her mouth. That kinda ruins things. UUUHHHHH, if you were longer she would never get near the hairs, its a bitch if your hairs are longer than Little skittlesSo i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #24 October 8, 2008 I prefer a woman who'd rather drop her dough at the DZ than some overpriced spa. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
