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Should a his\hers trip to the spa affect your "man card?"

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No, because if you even consider it-you wouldn't have a card in the first place.

Now a good ass loofaing at a crab infested "asian' spa on the other hand.....



Absolutely not!

In fact I travel to my spa of choice as often as I can.
It is an expensive endeavor, but the Pink Pony has a lot to offer in the way of male necessity.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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The way I see it, if you do live in a world of 'man cards', is this:

1- Your buddies think you're a pussy for getting a massage and pedicure and a salt scrub and what have you. Your buddies pull your 'man card' and make you buy the beer, harrass you for a while, occasionally make 'twinkle toe' references and life goes on. Soon enough - perhaps even that same beer sodden night - someone else will do something worse and the focus will shift. Guys are so great in that respect. Much better than women.

2- You don't go for fear of having your buddies revoke your 'man card' and, instead, your wife/girlfirend/whatever revokes your 'I would like to have sex now card'. If she is a real woman, she will bring this up at every opportunity she can; even when you can't for the life of you make the connection. She will also, very likely, spend three to five times (minimum) the amount your trip to the spa would have been on shoes.

Summary:

Go to the spa. If your buddies harrass you, you can rest comfortably knowing that not only are you getting laid by a woman who didn't just spend $500.00 on a pair of shoes but that you have the softest skin in the room.
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The way I see it, if you do live in a world of 'man cards', is this:

. . . and a salt scrub and what have you.



Oooh - I didn't know they had torture there!

Hmmmm.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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and a salt scrub and what have you.

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Oooh - I didn't know they had torture there!

Hmmmm.



All women will try to convince men to have salt scrubs to make them have soft skin. It's like getting resurfaced. It actually feels quite nice - like getting a massage and a good scratching all at once.

Torture?

That's when she brings up the idea of 'Manscaping'.
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First, yes. Points will be deducted from your man card. But hey, don't let that stop you... unless you have a physical, tangible, man card for your friends to actually take from you.

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Torture?

That's when she brings up the idea of 'Manscaping'.



I don't think manscaping is torture. I actually like manscaping, because I don't like when a girl stops in the middle of a BJ to pull hairs out of her mouth. That kinda ruins things.

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revokes your 'I would like to have sex now card'.



One can have sex with whomever they want, the only unknown is whether the partner(s) they desire are actually involved. :P
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Dont know about anybody else but the SPA rocks for me. As a couple it really rocks. Somebody else puts her in the mood by rubbing her feet and you enjoy the benefits!



...At least that's how you imagine it would be.... If you could get a woman to go to the spa with you.

:P:D


HA! i get more women by accident than you get on purpose sonny.
So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

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Dont know about anybody else but the SPA rocks for me. As a couple it really rocks. Somebody else puts her in the mood by rubbing her feet and you enjoy the benefits!



...At least that's how you imagine it would be.... If you could get a woman to go to the spa with you.

:P:D


HA! i get more women by accident than you get on purpose sonny.


Inflatables do not count.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Dont know about anybody else but the SPA rocks for me. As a couple it really rocks. Somebody else puts her in the mood by rubbing her feet and you enjoy the benefits!



...At least that's how you imagine it would be.... If you could get a woman to go to the spa with you.

:P:D


HA! i get more women by accident than you get on purpose sonny.


Inflatables do not count.:ph34r:


>:(DO TOO!!!>:(
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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First, yes. Points will be deducted from your man card. But hey, don't let that stop you... unless you have a physical, tangible, man card for your friends to actually take from you.

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Torture?

That's when she brings up the idea of 'Manscaping'.



I don't think manscaping is torture. I actually like manscaping, because I don't like when a girl stops in the middle of a BJ to pull hairs out of her mouth. That kinda ruins things.


I'd have to agree...a very mood ruining experience. :|
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Dont know about anybody else but the SPA rocks for me. As a couple it really rocks. Somebody else puts her in the mood by rubbing her feet and you enjoy the benefits!



...At least that's how you imagine it would be.... If you could get a woman to go to the spa with you.

:P:D


HA! i get more women by accident than you get on purpose sonny.


Inflatables do not count.:ph34r:


Does that include silicone boobs too?
So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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Dont know about anybody else but the SPA rocks for me. As a couple it really rocks. Somebody else puts her in the mood by rubbing her feet and you enjoy the benefits!



...At least that's how you imagine it would be.... If you could get a woman to go to the spa with you.

:P:D


HA! i get more women by accident than you get on purpose sonny.


Inflatables do not count.:ph34r:


Does that include silicone boobs too?


Not a fan, myself, but Boobs are boobs after all. yes they count, but they have to be attached this time.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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First, yes. Points will be deducted from your man card. But hey, don't let that stop you... unless you have a physical, tangible, man card for your friends to actually take from you.

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Torture?

That's when she brings up the idea of 'Manscaping'.



I don't think manscaping is torture. I actually like manscaping, because I don't like when a girl stops in the middle of a BJ to pull hairs out of her mouth. That kinda ruins things.




UUUHHHHH, if you were longer she would never get near the hairs, its a bitch if your hairs are longer than Little skittles
So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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