turtlespeed 221 #1 October 6, 2008 So, this is what I came to work to find this morning. I figure they worked on it for about a quarter hour or so. They still never got in. Soooo, all valuable tools are being held off site now. The funny part is that there was a brand new Oxy-Acetylene set up 30 yards away, and out in the open, and a $3k concrete core driller with the torch. Idiots! Well, at least they were kind enough to clean up their mess. Not a scrap of metal was left on the ground or around the site from the hardware. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #2 October 6, 2008 Check for prints, although I doubt thieves this dumb have been in the buisness very long.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #3 October 6, 2008 ......i hate when people try to break in and steal stuff at least they didn't get anythingDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #4 October 6, 2008 Quote ......i hate when people try to break in and steal stuff at least they didn't get anything I think it was a plot by the mods to keep me from posting.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #5 October 6, 2008 Quote I think it was a plot by the mods to keep me from posting. Darn, theres always a next time though so chin up folks 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #6 October 6, 2008 What no gunfire?? I'm dissapointed Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #7 October 6, 2008 Quote What no gunfire?? I'm dissapointed 5thI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #8 October 6, 2008 Quote Soooo, all valuable tools are being held off site now. The funny part is that there was a brand new Oxy-Acetylene set up 30 yards away, and out in the open, and a $3k concrete core driller with the torch.Idiots! That's because they were probably after your porno collection. That's easily worth $500,000. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 October 6, 2008 Quote Quote Soooo, all valuable tools are being held off site now. The funny part is that there was a brand new Oxy-Acetylene set up 30 yards away, and out in the open, and a $3k concrete core driller with the torch.Idiots! That's because they were probably after your porno collection. That's easily worth $500,000. One time 25 years ago during a beach vacation, I was with my buddy from Texas. We vacation at the same time just houses apart on the beach. We went wandering through the neighborhood, and happened upon a utility building whose door was ajar. Walked right in. I believe it housed telephone equipment or something for the neighborhood. There was a desk in there, so we rifled through the drawers, and found 20+ XXX porn magazines in there. No we didn't take any but we strew them all over the floor and hightailed it out of there. I went back to the beach house and washed my hands thoroughly. You never know what was on those magazines. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #10 October 6, 2008 Quote Quote What no gunfire?? I'm dissapointed 5th something I am well aware of these days Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 October 6, 2008 Quote Check for prints See that oxidized paint on the metal? That doesn't hold ridge detail for crap! No matter what they show you on TV Quotealthough I doubt thieves this dumb have been in the buisness very long. You'd be surprised, crack heads are resourceful and seem to never go away, no matter how many times you put them away! Its not that they haven't been turds for very long, its that they are cracked out and don't care. They just want the next rock.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #12 October 6, 2008 Quote Quote Check for prints See that oxidized paint on the metal? That doesn't hold ridge detail for crap! No matter what they show you on TV Quote although I doubt thieves this dumb have been in the buisness very long. You'd be surprised, crack heads are resourceful and seem to never go away, no matter how many times you put them away! Its not that they haven't been turds for very long, its that they are cracked out and don't care. They just want the next rock. Yep, that's what I was told. But you knew that of course.The officer was a little surprised when I told her that the bodies were in the back, then she took it well in stride and told me that if they were covered up well enough, she didn't need to see them.Still waiting to get the door fixed.Might be a long night.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #13 October 6, 2008 Yeah, that's what she told me. I would have known better, but shortly after talking to you I left work sick. I HATE missing work. I only burned 6hrs of sick leave last year and by the scheduled end of my shift, I will have burned 7hrs so far this year.Then again I have over 250hrs of sick leave on the books, I'm just not a "miss work" kind of guy. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #14 October 6, 2008 HOLY COW! Shiot.... are they looking for angry midget whoopass Monday night??? Good luck! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #15 October 6, 2008 Damn, what do you thing they used on that steel door, a sledge and chisel? That's great that it held, and I'm sorry you couldn't catch them in the act. Most petty thieves go awhile before they are caught. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #16 October 7, 2008 Clearly stoned out of their gourd they were probably just after the shiny golden doorknob and lock, gold is $860 or so an ounce at the local pawn shoppe.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #17 October 7, 2008 Quotethey were probably just after the shiny golden doorknob and lock, Look around and see if any of the locals have new dental blingYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #18 October 7, 2008 Word- or just hook a chain on to that gold piece so you be swinging some fly blinged out neck metal yo- the bitches be trippin fo' a slice- dawg.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #19 October 7, 2008 Although unable to force the front door-the assailants gained easy access to the back door.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #20 October 7, 2008 Quote Although unable to force the front door-the assailants gained easy access to the back door. No no back entry allowed!.Actually a new door was installed late yesterday, and all is secure again.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #21 October 7, 2008 Quote Quote Although unable to force the front door-the assailants gained easy access to the back door. No no back entry allowed!.Actually a new door was installed late yesterday, and all is secure again. Let's make it interesting for next time. Set up the door hardware to be electrified with a timer. Set the timer to run on say one hour after the last guy usually leaves, to one hour before the first guy comes back in the morning. See if you find any bodies laying there in the morning or at least smell burnt flesh on the door knob. That'll teach them fuckers. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #22 October 7, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Although unable to force the front door-the assailants gained easy access to the back door. No no back entry allowed!.Actually a new door was installed late yesterday, and all is secure again. Let's make it interesting for next time. Set up the door hardware to be electrified with a timer. Set the timer to run on say one hour after the last guy usually leaves, to one hour before the first guy comes back in the morning. See if you find any bodies laying there in the morning or at least smell burnt flesh on the door knob. That'll teach them fuckers. Yes, yes it would. Seeing as we have a concrete pour coming up and some earthwork . . . hmmmmm.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #23 October 8, 2008 Paging Hoffa, party of one?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
