create a restaurant name

[Misternatural 0]

like:

Eat-n-Pay-n-Get Out!

Toechies- family style

Squeezine- food in a tube emporium.

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[Jewels 0]

I can't take credit for it, but there actually IS (or was, at one time, anyway) a restaurant here in Colorado by the name of the "Squat and Gobble."

TPM Sister #102

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

"Lucky's-No-Fucking-Kids-Allowed-So-You-Can-Eat-Your-Expensive-Steak-And-Drink-Your-Nice-Bottle-of-Wine-In-Peace-Trattoria"

I hope I didn't offend anyone with kids. Sorry.

Always be kinder than you feel.

[henryvillar 0]

Eetxit exotic foods

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[henryvillar 0]

The Bloated Haggis - Fine food and ales

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[airtwardo 7]

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"Lucky's-No-Fucking-Kids-Allowed-So-You-Can-Eat-Your-Expensive-Steak-And-Drink-Your-Nice-Bottle-of-Wine-In-Peace-Trattoria"

I hope I didn't offend anyone with kids. Sorry.

That would have to be a HUGE place for two reasons...


1~ The size of the freakin' sign would 1/2 block long.

2~Even if the food was bad.... EVERYBODY would GO THERE!!!

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[quade 4]

This would be a restaurant located at, perhaps, a game preserve or zoo;

Top of the Food Chain

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[ASTKU 1]

EAT-HERE-OR-SOMETHING

(kind of a inside joke from a SNL skit with John Travolta)(A PLATE OF TACOS-OR SOMTHIN)

[NewGuy2005 53]

There is a restaurant in Kimberling City, MO that is called "The Bearded Clam."

It has been there for over 30 years.

[Misternatural 0]

>>There is a restaurant in Kimberling City, MO that is called "The Bearded Clam."
no freeking way! that's too funny. any restaurant with the word "Clam" in it- I would be suspicious anyway.

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D S #3.1415

[millertime24 8]

So-Happy-It's-Thursday.

Muff #5048

[Misternatural 0]

>>"Squat and Gobble."
sakes alive,Is it ever busy?
OK, gobble= turkey
But what do they serve that goes with "squat"??

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D S #3.1415

[BDashe 0]

Eat Sh*t and Live

So there I was...

Making friends and playing nice since 1983

[eeneR 3]

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>>"Squat and Gobble."
sakes alive,Is it ever busy?
OK, gobble= turkey
But what do they serve that goes with "squat"??

bwahahaha...it means sit and eat... Squat = sit gooble = eat (gobble food)

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[LadiDadi 0]

I have always wanted to own a bar. A total dive/shithole of a bar. One of those places that has that one old guy that seems to live there at the end of the bar in his VFW hat telling stories to his own beer...

Anyway, based on the way all men come into a bar, spy a stool, swing their leg over to straddle, and before they sit:

The Lift and Shift

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[Amazon 7]

Hmmm how about a Steak house owned by a feminist































Ms Steak

[HeadCone 0]

An actual restaurant: Fu King Chinese Restaurant

http://www.mytravelguide.com/restaurants/profile-29207105-United_States_Florida_Lake_City_Fu_King_Chinese_Restaurant.html

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[flyhi 24]

In Chinatown, NYC: Big Wong Restaurant. They don't have tee-shirts, but they offered to "sell" me a bag.

Their latest competition? New Big Wang, naturally.

Good duck, I've heard.

Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics.

[airtwardo 7]

There's big restaurant billboard about 1/2 between Spaceland and the city, that claims they have the best "Beaver Nuggets" in town!

...next week I'll get a pic, it's a real eye catcher!~




'Beaver Nuggets'...hey isn't that Divot's Porn Name?!

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[pyrodude 0]

There was a Mexican-Soul Food restaurant near where I used to live with the name Nacho Mama

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>>Ms Steak

hehehe
yes I've had a few of those..
I don't go to restaurants much because I suffer from "What the fuck are they doing to my food back there??" Syndrome-
ever since I ordered something then noticed the cook watching me eat it from a small window in the kitchen door.

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D S #3.1415

[doug925 0]

"Drunkfoods"

I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
Winston Churchill

[airtwardo 7]

How 'bout a BBQ place called "HOT SPIT"

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[BillyVance 34]

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>>Ms Steak

hehehe
yes I've had a few of those..
I don't go to restaurants much because I suffer from "What the fuck are they doing to my food back there??" Syndrome-
ever since I ordered something then noticed the cook watching me eat it from a small window in the kitchen door.

If you notice him sporting a devilish smile while he's watching you, stop eating and walk out, don't even pay.

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[FlyingJ 0]

Not exactly a restaurant, but saw a gas station/convienence store/lunch counter called "Pump & Munch."

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