mamajumps 0 #26 October 1, 2008 Not married here.. but am in a serious relationship... I was taking a shower at his house one day, and about died from lack of oxygen, I looked out of the curtain and sure enough.... there he was....smiling like the cheshire cat....Me on the other hand, I WILL NOT use any public bathrooms if they are occupied, and you better believe I am behind locked doors at home or at friends.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #27 October 1, 2008 Quote Never have seen him, but I've heard it plenty. Doesn't bother me, and frankly it wouldn't bother me if I saw it either. I just don't think things like that are something to get worked up over. *shrug* Simple, concise, and no verbal diarrhea! I like this answer...and think that it makes the most sense... Why do people get worked up over natural bodily processes?!?!?! If they didn't happen, then we would be full of sh*t! Well, more so than we usually are... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #28 October 1, 2008 QuoteWhy are shits tapered? Because if they weren't your asshole would slam shut! Hey, that's no joke. People have died. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #29 October 2, 2008 man if you cant poop in front of your best friend I dont know what to say. some people get grossed out. Not me, not him either. It is not always the most pleasant thing to witness, but hell, gotta doo what you gotta doo. I cant fathom being embarrassed about much anyway.-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k_marr08 0 #30 October 2, 2008 Quote ...or for someone to call someone else in to witness the majesty of of the magic they just created if it was of impressive size, etc.... I called the husband in one day for this very reason -- he was impressed. needless to say, neither of us are shy about poo"I believe the risks I take are justified by the sheer love of the life I lead" - Charles Lindbergh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #31 October 2, 2008 I happened to witness her pinch a loaf. I actually figured I'd be more grossed out at the sight of her dropping anchor, but seeing her dropping the kids off at the pool wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it'd be. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdlike 0 #32 October 2, 2008 Quote Not much on 'bathroom humor' at my house...I had to literally explain to the spousal unit what I meant by I was 'prairie doggin' when I was trying to get her to hurry up in ther one time! You mean turtle tail?! Spirits fly on dangerous missions Imaginations on fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpoutnow 0 #33 October 2, 2008 I think the honeymoon is over at that point. People are crazy. Cuz there's more of 'em. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites