Unstable 9 #1 August 19, 2008 Seen your partner take a #2?!!? Hell, with all the touchy feely relationship threads lately, and all the weird bathroom humor threads, why the hell not just fit in with the crowd?!?! So, have you ever had to watch that? Did it put a crimp on the relationship!?!? =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #2 August 19, 2008 Andy's Poop Thoughts: In our place the door is always open, she'll turn on the radio or something so i cant hear her pinching one out; and me....well i'll just poop. The one thing that is strange is the wipe afterwards. I will freely shout to her in a convo while im pooping and she'll do the same. But when it comes to me cleaning my rear end its a bit more taboo and i make sure she aint around. So im wiping like im under canopy looking for people trying to kill me1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 August 19, 2008 Not married, but been in a 3+ year relationship. Where's the option for "whatever, it's just a bodily function?""There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #4 August 19, 2008 lol I'm guessing if this thread goes right, then It will discourage many a people from ever getting married.. =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #5 August 19, 2008 Don't you think there is enough crap in a relationship without adding that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #6 August 19, 2008 Quote Don't you think there is enough crap in a relationship without adding that? ba-dum Dum!!! =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #7 August 19, 2008 I reacall one of my married friend that told his wife that it was time to finally get past that stage and took her into the bathroom with him and did the ol' #2... they were a bit of an odd couple to say the least... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #8 August 19, 2008 Quote I reacall one of my married friend that told his wife that it was time to finally get past that stage and took her into the bathroom with him and did the ol' #2... they were a bit of an odd couple to say the least... One giving and the other catching? Ewww... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #9 August 19, 2008 Quote One giving and the other catching? Ewww... I don't think that was the case... I think she was merely invited in to observe. Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #10 August 19, 2008 Shit happens (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #11 August 19, 2008 Do a search for "blumpkin". Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #12 August 19, 2008 Maybe it depends on what you're used to. In the house where I grew up, each of us always went to the bathroom solo. No siblings of the same sex. In the house where my wife grew up, she & her sisters always went to the pot in front of each other. To this day, my wife goes to the bathroom with the door open. I go in, close and lock the door, and tell everyone (including her) to stay the fuck out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #13 August 19, 2008 Never have seen him, but I've heard it plenty. Doesn't bother me, and frankly it wouldn't bother me if I saw it either. I just don't think things like that are something to get worked up over. *shrug* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #14 August 20, 2008 We've pee'd together (i.e. shared a bathroom when the women's room had a line like you wouldn't believe), but never seen that. We both turn on the water faucet if it gets particularly eventful. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #15 August 20, 2008 Quote Not married, but been in a 3+ year relationship. Where's the option for "whatever, it's just a bodily function?" What she sez.... Sounds like some people need to grow up a little. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aprilcat 0 #16 August 20, 2008 I voted 'other'. when you gotta go, you gotta go. My bedroom is about 4 ft from the bathroom and I have 4 sons. I've smelled/heard it ALL, its just a body function and you can't hold that back. Close the door if, I'm still going to get the residual stink unless I'm not there. So when my S/O needs to go, I don't say a word. Thats what its there for!~~April Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #17 August 20, 2008 Going to the can is something we both prefer to do solo. Personally, I've always had. I don't even feel comfortable in "cubicle" restrooms, for me to fully relax it has to be a "one seater" "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #18 August 20, 2008 Quote Seen your partner take a #2?!!? Hell, with all the touchy feely relationship threads lately, and all the weird bathroom humor threads, why the hell not just fit in with the crowd?!?! So, have you ever had to watch that? Did it put a crimp on the relationship!?!? The first time my 1st wife walked in and started to put on makeup while i was indisposed, i looked ather and said "well honey, i think the magic is gone now" She just laughed.So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The111 1 #19 October 1, 2008 Quote Seen your partner take a #2?!!? You mean poop? Everybody poops.www.WingsuitPhotos.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #20 October 1, 2008 Quote Quote Seen your partner take a #2?!!? You mean poop? Everybody poops. Not Divot....how ya think he got so BIG? Yup~ FULL o' SHIT! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #21 October 1, 2008 And with other people, it's just stacked higherYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 October 1, 2008 Quote And with other people, it's just stacked higher It all in the balance! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #23 October 1, 2008 I grew up in a VERY bathroom humor oriented family. Was never a surprise for one of my brothers to leave a floater unflushed just for the next person to find, or for someone to call someone else in to witness the majesty of of the magic they just created if it was of impressive size, etc. Thinking back I have a few memories that kind of turn my stomach a little now, but at the same time we all grew up far from uptight about any of this kind of stuff. On a similar note, my grandfather's (mom's dad - bathroom humor comes from her side of the family) favorite joke is: Why are shits tapered? Because if they weren't your asshole would slam shut!Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #24 October 1, 2008 Why are shits tapered? Because if they weren't your asshole would slam shut! ~ And here's hoping ya get a 'clean break'! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #25 October 1, 2008 Not much on 'bathroom humor' at my house...I had to literally explain to the spousal unit what I meant by I was 'prairie doggin' when I was trying to get her to hurry up in ther one time! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
