npgraphicdesign 3 #1 October 1, 2008 If a husband buys his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason If a woman has a ring on her finger she's married. If she has a necklace on her neck, it doesn't mean anything. If she has a ring and a necklace, she's married but it doesn't mean anything. A screw hammered into the wall with a hammer is more durable then a nail screwed into a wall with a screw driver If you want to feel like a star, sit on a Christmas tree. Never be afraid to perform a task which you've never done. Remember that Noah's Ark was built by an amateur, and the Titanic was built by professionals. Ladies and Gentleman! Take a trip on the Russian airline Aerflot! Hurry, they don't have many planes left! When a woman says she has nothing to wear, that means she's run out of new clothing. When a main says the same thing, it means he's run out of clean clothing. If your relatives haven't called you for a while, that means they are doing well. If you're arguing with an idiot, he's probably doing the same. Oh, I'm sorry for talking while you're interrupting. A lottery is the best way to tally up the number of optimists. Regarding marriage: There's only a brief moment between your ex-husband/wife and your next spouse. That moment is called life. The ultimate level of embarrassment: eyes on opposite sides of a key hole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #2 October 1, 2008 Don't piss into the wind.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChibiKuma 0 #3 October 1, 2008 I want to know where all these "wise" men come from TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 October 1, 2008 From that non fiction book, the bible.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 October 1, 2008 ..if ya pick it ~ it'll never heal! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #6 October 1, 2008 "Once you go, you know." I need a Jamaica trip! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #7 October 1, 2008 Quote "Once you go, you know." I need a Jamaica trip! What's in it for me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #8 October 1, 2008 Quote Quote "Once you go, you know." I need a Jamaica trip! What's in it for me? Typical man! Well, I would let you look at a Flickr account with the pics. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 3 #9 October 1, 2008 Quote Quote Quote "Once you go, you know." I need a Jamaica trip! What's in it for me? Typical man! Well, I would let you look at a Flickr account with the pics. I can do that without yer help >> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
