A Cohesive Flight Crew

[futuredivot 0]

The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver.

He placed it on top of the instrument panel, and then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?"

The navigator replied timidly, "No, what's it for?"

The pilot responded, "I use this on navigators who get me lost."


The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and place it on his chart table.

The pilot asked, "What's that for?"


"To be honest, sir," the navigator replied, "I'll know we're lost before you will."

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[airtwardo 7]

The three worst things to hear in the cockpit:


The second officer says, "Oh shit!"

The first officer says, "I have an idea!"

The captain say, "Hey, watch this!"

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Lizard 0]

The 3 most dangerous things in aviation..

1. A ramper in the cockpit.
2. A pilot with a screwdriver.
3. A mechanic with an inkpen.

[cocheese 0]

Only worry if your flight crew is Cocheesive.

[Rookie120 0]

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3. A mechanic with an inkpen.

Hey now, that ink pen has enabled me to get a lot of flights out on time! Amazing what I can do with a pen and a MEL sticker!

If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck!

[futuredivot 0]

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Only worry if your flight crew is Cocheesive.

Oh crap, just the thought of that made me burn my skymiles membership

You are only as strong as the prey you devour