Talk like a pirate Karen!

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Yield to portside Mr.Cromwell and fly the Jolly Roger! Flintlocks at the ready if yeh ever want to lay eyes on boosoms again mates. Steady the cannons 'fore I lash ye to the binnacle yeh barnacle bitten biscuit eaters!

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So mike asked me to post this in the thread cause he doesn't want to change his sig-line(it is a political one) ....

The only reason they have "a talk like a pirate day" is so that all of you that are not pirates can talk like you are one...ONCE A YEAR!!! Us real pirates drink rum and sail the seas in search of plunder all our lives!!!Arrrrrrrrr

P.s.To be a pirate (Karen)you need a boat bigger than what will fit in your garage!!!


Now everyone send mike PM's and give him crap for not removing the sig-line long enough to come in here to post
This himself...

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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only if you ask like a pirate...

Avast landlover and show us your fleshy pillows

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Dirty Jack Read

You're the pirate everyone else wants to throw in the ocean -- not to get rid of you, you understand; just to get rid of the smell. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
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Captain Bess Rackham

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Captain Jack Rackham

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

are we related?

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Captain Bess Rackham

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Captain Jack Rackham

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

are we related?

I think we're going to be fighting over rule of this ship! Arrr!

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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So mike asked me to post this in the thread cause he doesn't want to change his sig-line(it is a political one) ....

P.s.To be a pirate (Karen)you need a boat bigger than what will fit in your garage!!!

So... Mike... me matey.

Isn't it more piratey to be pillagin the skirts?! Not hidin behind them


And so my boat is petite. I'm not compensating for anything.

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So mike asked me to post this in the thread cause he doesn't want to change his sig-line(it is a political one) ....

P.s.To be a pirate (Karen)you need a boat bigger than what will fit in your garage!!!

So... Mike... me matey.

Isn't it more piratey to be pillagin the skirts?! Not hidin behind them


And so my boat is petite. I'm not compensating for anything.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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So mike asked me to post this in the thread cause he doesn't want to change his sig-line(it is a political one) ....

P.s.To be a pirate (Karen)you need a boat bigger than what will fit in your garage!!!

So... Mike... me matey.

Isn't it more piratey to be pillagin the skirts?! Not hidin behind them


And so my boat is petite. I'm not compensating for anything.

Mike says:

Pillagin the skirts is the easy part and goes without saying (after all, you are just winches!) You couldn’t be compensating for anything if you wanted; MO is not what I would call the pirate capital of the world. Notice you have never heard of any movies like “Pirates of Missouri” And no, I don’t have to compensate, I was born big!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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So mike asked me to post this in the thread cause he doesn't want to change his sig-line(it is a political one) ....

P.s.To be a pirate (Karen)you need a boat bigger than what will fit in your garage!!!

So... Mike... me matey.

Isn't it more piratey to be pillagin the skirts?! Not hidin behind them


And so my boat is petite. I'm not compensating for anything.

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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So mike asked me to post this in the thread cause he doesn't want to change his sig-line(it is a political one) ....

P.s.To be a pirate (Karen)you need a boat bigger than what will fit in your garage!!!

So... Mike... me matey.

Isn't it more piratey to be pillagin the skirts?! Not hidin behind them


And so my boat is petite. I'm not compensating for anything.

Mike says:

Pillagin the skirts is the easy part and goes without saying (after all, you are just winches!) You couldn’t be compensating for anything if you wanted; MO is not what I would call the pirate capital of the world. Notice you have never heard of any movies like “Pirates of Missouri” And no, I don’t have to compensate, I was born big!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I am disinclined to concur with above articulation.

You're still hidin behind the skirts I bet that I've lifted more in my short live than you have

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You two are cracking me up!!

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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So mike asked me to post this in the thread cause he doesn't want to change his sig-line(it is a political one) ....

P.s.To be a pirate (Karen)you need a boat bigger than what will fit in your garage!!!

So... Mike... me matey.

Isn't it more piratey to be pillagin the skirts?! Not hidin behind them


And so my boat is petite. I'm not compensating for anything.

Mike says:

Pillagin the skirts is the easy part and goes without saying (after all, you are just wenches!) You couldn’t be compensating for anything if you wanted; MO is not what I would call the pirate capital of the world. Notice you have never heard of any movies like “Pirates of Missouri” And no, I don’t have to compensate, I was born big!!! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I am disinclined to concur with above articulation.

You're still hidin behind the skirts I bet that I've lifted more in my short live than you have

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, say what you may but at the end of the day you are still just a wench and as such you may lift as many skirts for ME as ya please, so off ya knees and fetch me some more rum wench!!!Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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Iron Davy Flint

What does that mean????

That we're related/??? I got Iron Mary Flint.

"A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! LisaH says it's me. lol

"safety first... and What the hell.....
safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy

POPS #10490

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fetch me some more rum wench!!!Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I drank it all

THAT'S WHY THE RUM IS GONE!!!

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Your pirate name is:
Captain Mary Kidd

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!