skybill 22 #101 September 1, 2008 Hi seeker!! Add a bunch of Roman Candles to the lower edge of the seat for added roll stability and more "bling-bling" at night!! 'Ya can set up a couple on the control lines at the end cells for added effect!! Also have a bunch of chemlites set up inside the navigator to leak all over the canopy on opening , now we're talkin UFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! News at 11!!SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #102 September 2, 2008 Quote I have no rolemodels. Parents and family can be negative role models, too I've made a pretty decent life out of not making the mistakes they did Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
likestojump 3 #103 September 19, 2008 I really enjoyed this thread. Any new stories ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #104 September 19, 2008 gather round friends, do i have a story for you. so no shit there we were, stuntbabex and i were at the rock climbing gym getting our climb on. dude behind the counter has a closing pin and a 3ring necklace on, stoked and figuring we will get some good deal on the rental gear (that i had to rent b/c im a fake climber for now :P) start up, or shall i say attempt to start up, a conversation by saying blue skies. *cricket, Cricket* hmm ok, so we just come out and ask where he jumps, tells us that he jumps at perris so we are kind of stoked since its right next to 'snore, my home. start talking to the guy a little more and his story ends up being he thought the necklace looked cool and he did a single tandem but he wanted to do more and his wife didnt let him. *raises laugh sign* same place about 2hrs later we are already climbing for a while, im working on a dyno that the whore already did. show me up again bitch, gonna get the shank!, sorry just a tangent. im belaying for her and start laying my mac on this britney girl, her BF comes over and starts working his mac on me, i smacked him. *didnt really happen* but her guy friend started talking to me and skydiving of course came up and he starts telling me that he jumps. this guy "jumps" at 'snore. that being my home DZ you would think i have at least recognized him but i gave him the benefit of the doubt b/c he said he comes in once a month and rents gear. he also mentions that he is going there after climbing and that he has 150 jumps and jumps a 190. i start enquiring about what kind of rig he is looking at or what type of canopy or anything that would normally stir up a conversation, well at this point stuntbabex and I are actually kind of stoked about going to jump to finish off the day, so we go down to 'snore not fully expecting to see this dude but he never even showed up, i checked to see if anything was rented. story of my life x2 same day within 2hrs. so my question to you guys.....WTF BITCHES!!!! we need to make a requirement to be allowed to wear a closing pin or a 3 ring, not just sell them to anyone. also WTF BITCHES!!!! need to tap the whuffo's chicks before the fucker cock blocks. enjoyJewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 5 #105 September 19, 2008 You lost me in this story...A guy wearing a pin necklace that did a tandem was "fake" and a guy that told you he rented a 190 was fake because he didn't show up when you thought he might? Or was he fake because he didn't suck your mac when you laid it on him? Maybe I don't speak enough mac-daddy to pound it down? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #106 September 19, 2008 I'm the fake skydiver of the day.. Apparently all of my jumps were done in a simulator. Now that I know the truth.. I'm crushed.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #107 September 19, 2008 How long does the weather have to stay shite before we all become fake (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #108 September 19, 2008 QuoteYou lost me in this story...A guy wearing a pin necklace that did a tandem was "fake" and a guy that told you he rented a 190 was fake because he didn't show up when you thought he might? Or was he fake because he didn't suck your mac when you laid it on him? Maybe I don't speak enough mac-daddy to pound it down? YYYYYYYEEEAAHHhh! i got lost to and i am the mAc Daddy of all Mac Daddies, dont hate the player, hate the game.So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #109 September 19, 2008 Quote How long does the weather have to stay shite before we all become fake I'm afraid you must move. Apparently, according to you, the weather across the pond in jolly-ole-...is always "shite"....It's okay, ask any friend that has jumped in Southern California or Arizona...the weather there is almost always great...or do you pronounce it "grite" ?? So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #110 September 19, 2008 Actually, the weather has been rather good this week... but them's working days not fun ones. But.... I'm off to Spain tomorrow and so the weather should be better (Touch wood). (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pirana 0 #111 September 19, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Well after running the story by another friend in the office I find out he tells all sorts of incredible stories, such as being an FBI agent at 14 years old as part of a plea bargain to keep himself out of jail for hacking into the DOD mainframe accidentally. Wasn't that Matthew Broderick in Wargames back in 1984 or whenever that came out? Yep! You folks know Matthew Broderick too?" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pirana 0 #112 September 19, 2008 QuoteYou lost me in this story...A guy wearing a pin necklace that did a tandem was "fake" and a guy that told you he rented a 190 was fake because he didn't show up when you thought he might? Or was he fake because he didn't suck your mac when you laid it on him? Maybe I don't speak enough mac-daddy to pound it down? Starting to read like a Wizard of Id strip. Flipping on the jim-jam, farking for the beach." . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpwally 0 #113 September 19, 2008 Now what the hell was that ? doesn't make sense, nor is there any humor there,,,,, are you a rap star want to be ? Sounds like you get all the ladies......... smile, be nice, enjoy life FB # - 1083 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDashe 0 #114 September 19, 2008 Quoteso my question to you guys.....WTF BITCHES!!!! we need to make a requirement to be allowed to wear a closing pin or a 3 ring, not just sell them to anyone. I had heard or read rather you were "allowed" to wear a closing pin @ 200 jumps. I think i read it in an article that Scotty Carbone was in. Can any experienced people who have been around a while confirm that 200 rule?So there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #115 September 20, 2008 Quote Quote so my question to you guys.....WTF BITCHES!!!! we need to make a requirement to be allowed to wear a closing pin or a 3 ring, not just sell them to anyone. I had heard or read rather you were "allowed" to wear a closing pin @ 200 jumps. I think i read it in an article that Scotty Carbone was in. Can any experienced people who have been around a while confirm that 200 rule? Right.However the 3 ring necklaces requires a D-License and water trainingBASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #116 September 20, 2008 Quote im working on a dyno that the whore already did. show me up again bitch, gonna get the shank!, See? Who says good, old-fashioned romance is dead? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
