BillyVance 34 #76 June 25, 2007 Quote Quote Quote Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." The difference is "I make this look GOOD" Elvis , isn't dead son, he just went home MIB"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airkid 0 #77 June 25, 2007 QuoteHey it's better to go in like this than in some senseless accident. ~ Truman Sparks. Fandango. sorry cocheese... i think i caught you in a misquote.... i am pretty sure he says "I'd rather burn in at 200 miles an hour than to die in some senseless tragedy" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobie331 0 #78 June 25, 2007 "Did you ever kill anyone?" "Yes, but they were all bad." It's a gift, I don't try to explain it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #79 June 25, 2007 QuoteQuoteHey it's better to go in like this than in some senseless accident. ~ Truman Sparks. Fandango. sorry cocheese... i think i caught you in a misquote.... i am pretty sure he says "I'd rather burn in at 200 miles an hour than to die in some senseless tragedy" "We're just innocent critters squashed on the highway of life!""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #80 June 25, 2007 "Dear little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my moma together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers." "Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you,jesuz, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome stricking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox." "I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!" "Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me! " Some of the funniest lines EVER! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #81 June 25, 2007 Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know? Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man. I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say? UH... Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'. Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man. Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em. Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfullerman 0 #82 June 25, 2007 "Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" "You trusted us , you F***ed up!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #83 June 25, 2007 Hi 331, Havn't read em all yet but I like Charlie Bronson's last line in the original "Dirty Dozen" "Boy oh boy, killin' Generals could get to be a habit!!!!"SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #84 June 26, 2007 Hi 331, To add a couple more: Chuck Yeager in the right stuff, "You boys want whiskey?" Astroscout, "No, but I will have a cocacola in a clean glass!" (That was the real CY in the bib overalls doing the whiskey line.) "The Iceman cometh." The Hunters "Here's lookin' at you kid" -You-know-who!!!!! "If you want to live, then follow me!" Arnie S. "Fill your fist you son of a Bi*%h!!!!!!!" The Duke "We got two kinds of pilots around here, we got your prime pilots who fly the hot planes and then we have your Pudknockers, so what do you two Pudknockers want to drink??" Pancho Barnes to Gus and Gordo in the Happy Bottom Riding Club Bar at Edwards in the movie "The Right Stuff" "Whose the best Astronaut? Well, You're lookin' at him!!" Gordo to the reporter at the end of "The Right Stuff" (Funny how that goes?)SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #85 June 26, 2007 "You can't leave all the plants are gonna die" Stripes, bill murray. "boom shakalakalaka boom shakalakalaka" StripesSkymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #86 June 26, 2007 QuoteA: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man! B: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jenfly00 0 #87 June 26, 2007 QuoteQuoteA: Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man! B: Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend. I'll be damned!!!!! Watching that movie right now and just heard those lines two minutes ago!----------------------- "O brave new world that has such people in it". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1888 0 #88 June 26, 2007 Here's Johnny - Jack Nicholsen in The Shining He's going to show her ole one eye - A Burt Reynolds movie Open up the bar and get the girls fucking - Al Swearingen in Deadwood Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
druvaughn 0 #89 June 26, 2007 Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy...the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess in the insane lament. My childhood was typical...summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds...pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it- - "Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
druvaughn 0 #90 June 26, 2007 That's what I love about high school girls. No matter how old I get, they always stay the same age. - "My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside" "Thats just something ugly people say" - "I'm like Jo Jo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet"- - "Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #91 June 26, 2007 "I told the padre the truth man, I like it here. Get to do what you want, nobody fucks with you. The only worry you got is dying. And if that happens you won't know about it anyway. So what the fuck man?" Bunny"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #92 June 26, 2007 "Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?" Cocaine Addict"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #93 June 26, 2007 Quote"I told the padre the truth man, I like it here. Get to do what you want, nobody fucks with you. The only worry you got is dying. And if that happens you won't know about it anyway. So what the fuck man?" Bunny QuoteThen the worm has definitely turned for you, man. Feel good?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #94 June 26, 2007 Dell from DC Cab: Why are women are so uptight? They've got half the money and all the pussy. >>>>>>>>>>Malcolm Reynolds: I aim to misbehave. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #95 June 26, 2007 Quote A: You still here? B: Now really, you don't expect me to just walk out that door, do you, sweetheart? A: Door or window, it's your choice. He looks like he could give you change for a nine-dollar bill, all in threes. A: Forgive me, Dr. Hemlock. Twice a year I have to have my blood completely replaced. B: With what? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeBobinNC 0 #96 June 26, 2007 "We are a generation of men raised by women. I really doubt a woman is the answer we're looking for." Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden in Fight Club It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyBoyd 0 #97 June 27, 2007 Joker: You ever shoot women or children? Helicopter Door Gunner: Sometimes. Joker: How can you shoot women and children? Helicopter Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #98 June 27, 2007 The movie "Airplane" is currently showing on Spike. It's full of great lines! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #99 June 27, 2007 Tyler Durden: Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ukdrop 0 #100 June 29, 2007 "And though I can hide my cold gaze... and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours... and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
