CaptainOKaos 0 #126 June 29, 2007 Harry Callahan: Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya! ------------- Harry Callahan: Do you know the emergency phone number for San Francisco General? Well, why don't you call them right now and have them send down an ambulance. Tell them there's two sorry-looking assholes here with multiple contusions and various abrasions and broken bones.You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluiev 0 #127 June 29, 2007 The Operative: I'm sorry. If your quarry goes to ground, leave no ground to go to. You should have taken my offer. Or did you think none of this was your fault? Mal: I don't murder children. The Operative: I do. If I have to. Mal: Why? Do you even know why they sent you? The Operative: It's not my place to ask. I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. Mal: So me and mine gotta lay down and die... so you can live in your better world? The Operative: I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... any more than there is for you. Malcolm... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done. Mal: I'll take the shuttle in closer. Zoe, ship is yours. Remember, if anything happens to me, or you don't hear from me within the hour... ...you take this ship and you come and you rescue me. Zoë: What? And risk my ship? Mal: I mean it. It's cold out there. I don't wanna get left. Not from the movie: Simon: What happens if they board us? Zoë: If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order. -b Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #128 July 22, 2008 "You ain't seen nothin' yet!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #129 July 22, 2008 "Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry. " From one of the best movies ever made. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #130 July 22, 2008 Quote "Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry. " From one of the best movies ever made. You Texas boys and yer TRANS-AMs! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stuntbabex 0 #131 July 22, 2008 So I was waiting in line to use the payphone, and the man in front of us turns around and tips his hat 'like this'. And who do you think that was? Emelio Estevaz! The mighty duck guy I swear to god! I was like EMEEEEEEEEELLLIOOOOOOO!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #132 July 22, 2008 Man - Nice beaver Woman - Thanks! I stuffed it myself.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #133 July 22, 2008 Bring out your dead- Gotta remember, never get out of the boat.- Michael: One time. I'll let you ask me about my business this one time. Kay: Is it true? Michael: No.- Tom Hagen: This girl had no family. We'll clean it up, no one will ever know. Only our friendship will remain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperNerd1988 0 #134 July 22, 2008 Quote Simon: What happens if they board us? Zoë: If they take the ship, they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their clothing. And if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order. Yay, Firefly!! Here's one of my favorites and I can't believe no one has posted it yet. "It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do...Go through his clothes and look for loose change."There's a risk to skydiving that is not always mentioned; the risk of becoming addicted to it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #135 July 22, 2008 "I need some tent poles." "OK, what kind of tent do you have?" "Doesn't matter; I just want some poles." "Well you need to tell me the make and model, then I can order the poles." "Forget the poles; I want to buy a tent." "OK, what kind?" "The one with the most poles.""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #136 July 22, 2008 Quote So I was waiting in line to use the payphone, and the man in front of us turns around and tips his hat 'like this'. And who do you think that was? Emelio Estevaz! The mighty duck guy I swear to god! I was like EMEEEEEEEEELLLIOOOOOOO!!! I GOT NO PLACE ELSE TO GOOOO....NO PLACE ELSE TO GO! -Officer & a Gentleman In L.A. last week, wife & I are at our favorite deli and head to our 'office booth' in the back. As we're ordering I look over her shoulder and lock eyes with Richard Gere...obviously having a 'business lunch' of some kind. He gave me a quick nod saying just loud enough to hear.... YANKEES? ....you outta yer mind? Only then I realized I was still wearing the NY Yankees hat a buddy made me promise to wear all week, after my losing a stupid bet! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #137 July 22, 2008 Quote "Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry. " From one of the best movies ever made. Smokey and the Bandit? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #138 July 22, 2008 Bounty Hunter: It's a living Jose: Dyin' ain't much of a living boy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #139 July 22, 2008 "Wonder what took her so long to get mad?" "Probably because you didn't come back for more.""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #140 July 22, 2008 memorable quotes from another great movie, Stripes! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083131/quotes "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhys 0 #141 July 22, 2008 "Sewer rats might taste like pumpkin pie, but i would never know 'caus i wouldn't eat the filthy mother fucker" "You can save your breath for cooling your porridge""When the power of love overcomes the love of power, then the world will see peace." - 'Jimi' Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #142 July 22, 2008 QuoteOK, we all have these terrible stories to get over... QuoteSome have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But, a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #143 July 22, 2008 Jayne - Ten percent of nuthin' is...let me do the math here...nuthin' into nuthin'...carry the nuthin'...www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #144 July 22, 2008 But....Why is the Rum gone?Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBachelor 5 #145 July 22, 2008 Quote"Wonder what took her so long to get mad?" "Probably because you didn't come back for more." High Plains Drifter!There are battered women? I've been eating 'em plain all of these years... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grimmie 186 #146 July 22, 2008 "Fucking Chrysler plant, here I come". Slapshot Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bfilarsky 0 #147 July 22, 2008 "Surely you aren't serious?" "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #148 July 22, 2008 Topper Harley:I've fallen for you like a blind roofer. Ramada Thompson:I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it.-----Topper Harley: could never find time for love--too heavy--it's an anchor that drowns a man. Besides, I've got the sky, the smell of jet exhaust, my bike. Pete "Dead Meat" Thompson: Ah, A loner. Topper Harley: No, I own it.Topper Harley: You've got to be joking. Ramada Thompson: Look, if I were joking I would've said, "what do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino."Lt. Cmdr. James Block: Yankee Doodle Floppy Disk, this is Foxtrot Zulu Milk Shake, checking in at seven hundred feet. Admr. Benson: look out there at all you wonderful guys and I say to myself, "what I wouldn't give to be twenty years younger . . . and a woman."It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #149 July 22, 2008 «shaking head in disbelief & disgust»'Boy,There's no way, NOOOO... WAY ! that you came from my loins. Soon as we get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in right in da mouth!It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #150 July 22, 2008 "Son, you got a panty on your head" "Don't think; it can only hurt the ball club." "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!""There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
