kj126 0 #26 September 12, 2008 Its just like everything on the market, when it first comes out thier expensive. Just give it about 6 months and It will be (CHEAP)I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #27 September 12, 2008 Quote Quote I don't have a million dollars ... If you're going to get busted for a bad check... go big. Plus, you'd probably only get 30 days. You'd be the king in County Jail with that story. On top of that, a couple of nights on Leno or Conan when you got out. "Yeah... I've had better, but for $1M... what can ya get these days?" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdlike 0 #28 September 12, 2008 Quote true but still less apt to be kinky as all get out Since when is "less apt to be kinky" GOOD?! Spirits fly on dangerous missions Imaginations on fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdlike 0 #29 September 12, 2008 Quote Dylan says she's already taken a polygraph test to prove her virginal status and is also willing to undergo a medical exam. She says she hopes to net up to a million dollars from the auction, which will take place in Nevada at the infamous Moonlight Bunny Ranch (eBay turned her down). Huh? She's set an upper limit on how much she "hopes to" take in? (Oooh, another pun! ) If someone offered her $1.5M, would she say, "Sorry, no, I wanted to net up to $1 million"? See, this is what's wrong with writers these days. The concept may be in their head, but they don't know how to get it onto the page! Ever heard or read car advertisements lately? "Save 'up to' $5000 or more! on new Chevys!" WTF?! "UP TO... OR MORE"?! Aren't those exclusive of each other? Quote Howard Stern has denied a report that he is affiliated with the auction. That loser will probably be bidding. Spirits fly on dangerous missions Imaginations on fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #30 September 12, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Good one. That's the kind of out-of-the-box thinking we need to keep this place going. Yeah, I'm a peach. ... I could eat a peach for hours.... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #31 September 12, 2008 Quote Quote I don't have a million dollars ... If you're going to get busted for a bad check... go big. Plus, you'd probably only get 30 days. You'd be the king in County Jail with that story. On top of that, a couple of nights on Leno or Conan when you got out. "Yeah... I've had better, but for $1M... what can ya get these days?" Demand a jury trial. A jury of "your peers" would never convict. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #32 September 12, 2008 QuoteIf you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants. I knew I liked you for a reason. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phildthedildo 0 #33 September 12, 2008 Can you say prostitution?..sure, i knew you could. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #34 September 12, 2008 Quote Can you say prostitution?..sure, i knew you could. If you film it, then it become entirely legal porn! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #35 September 12, 2008 QuoteCan you say prostitution?..sure, i knew you could. annnnnnd prostitution is legal in that there state of Nevada. doh!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #36 September 12, 2008 Heres a fantastic idea. Send her a certified cashiers cheque for $1.5M and ask her to send back the $.5M.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cari 0 #37 September 12, 2008 Quotewhats up with the picture of her on that site. her neck is the color of an Asian, her body is a nice tan then she has a white face. its like they took the body of 1 person the neck of another and the face of another and just slapped em all together for that picture. That's the first thought I had too! Either it's a crappy photoshop job, or she's terrible with makeup application...or she was built in a chop shop. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cari 0 #38 September 12, 2008 "Through this process I'm not just looking for the highest bidder," she says, adding, "I'm looking for someone who is a genuine, overall nice person." ...A genuine, overall nice person....who pays for sex with strangers. Good luck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #39 September 12, 2008 And to think, i gave mine away for free, SSSHHHHHEEEEESH, what was i thinking? Oh now i remember, never mindSo i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #40 September 12, 2008 Quote"Through this process I'm not just looking for the highest bidder," she says, adding, "I'm looking for someone who is a genuine, overall nice person." ...A genuine, overall nice person....who pays for sex with strangers. Good luck. hey hey hey. We all pay for it in one way or another.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #41 September 13, 2008 Quote hey hey hey. We all pay for it in one way or another. Speaking the truth will just make you appear cynical. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
