BillyVance 34 #1 September 9, 2008 God. Damn. It. If this shit keeps up, my forehead is gonna look like Ric Flair's or Dusty Rhodes's in another decade! So there I was, mopping the kitchen floor, pushing the mop in a long stroke along the baseboard and BONK! Right into the corner of the above-counter cabinet! Gritting my teeth, I immediately reached up and pressed my hand against the spot I hit on my forehead, while still mopping until I'd finished the portion I was doing. Put the mop in the bucket, then looked at my hand. Yep, I figured so, blood. Just then, I felt a trickle starting to roll down. Grabbed the paper towel and applied a wad, THEN I grabbed my camera. As if it wasn't bad enough that I took pictures of the wound, I went straight to the computer, downloaded the pictures, downsized them to postable size, then uploaded them to this post, and I still haven't gotten out my first aid kit! Not to mention I even read some more unread posts in The Bonfire before typing this post. How fucked up is THAT??? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #2 September 9, 2008 You still use a mop and bucket?? Ouch. Clean that up and I hope it heals quickly. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #3 September 9, 2008 BV, Im really glad your on these forums. Somehow you manage to keep us entertained on a daily basis. Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #4 September 9, 2008 Damn thats gotta hurt. I dont have anything freash on my nugget. I just have the scars to show. Heal well Bro.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #5 September 9, 2008 You weren't practicing ballroom dancing with the mop??? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #6 September 9, 2008 I'd blame the people who designed and installed your kitchen. Its probably some poor setup of the cabinet and where things are. I say, sue their asses off. Wait... never mind... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #7 September 9, 2008 self abuse and a little fetish action there Billy Don't you know its bad form to draw blood Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #8 September 9, 2008 Nice headache you're going to have, there! Maybe you should wear a helmet. TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 September 9, 2008 You needed THAT like a hole in the head! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #10 September 9, 2008 Quote You still use a mop and bucket?? Ouch. Clean that up and I hope it heals quickly. That's exactly what I was thinking about a mop. You need a Swiffer Wet Jet!!! And a good plastic surgeon to close that gash on your head. Feel well soon! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #11 September 9, 2008 Damn, and I drove right past you today-If I'd have know I could make fun of you, I woulda stoppedYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 September 9, 2008 Quote Damn, and I drove right past you today-If I'd have know I could make fun of you, I woulda stopped The way YOU drive...?! That woulda been interesting! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #13 September 9, 2008 I'm still laughing at you giving the finger to the cabinet. Sorry Billy. I'm laughing with you not at you. It reminds me of when I stood up under the raised forks of a fork lift. POW. I was down on my knees before I knew it. Iseen stars for several minutes. It left a tender spot on my head that hurt to the touch for a month. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #14 September 9, 2008 I thought when you loose one of your senses the other ones got sharper??? Guess that don't happen in Alabama. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #15 September 9, 2008 Atleast your hairline will cover the scar.......... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #16 September 9, 2008 for about 2 more years You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #17 September 10, 2008 i haven't seen you in a few years, your forehead seams to have gotten bigger. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #18 September 10, 2008 Yeaaa someone got it....... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #19 September 10, 2008 Quote Quote Damn, and I drove right past you today-If I'd have know I could make fun of you, I woulda stopped The way YOU drive...?! That woulda been interesting! What? I didn't notice anything when I drove with him. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #20 September 10, 2008 see dammit!!! I've been proven innocent of all of ya'lls nasty slurs about my drivingYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #21 September 10, 2008 Quote see dammit!!! I've been proven innocent of all of ya'lls nasty slurs about my driving Yeah...by a guy that couldn't find his car in Oshkosh because the directions he wrote down were a zip code and the words~ "by a road near a tree" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #22 September 10, 2008 Don't test me punk, I fly U2'sYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #23 September 10, 2008 Quote Don't test me punk, I fly U2's Yeah well...I sell Potato Chips! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #24 September 10, 2008 Quote Quote see dammit!!! I've been proven innocent of all of ya'lls nasty slurs about my driving Yeah...by a guy that couldn't find his car in Oshkosh because the directions he wrote down were a zip code and the words~ "by a road near a tree" You were just as confused as I was once people started giving us both directions. Like I said, my car was right by the S.O.S. Brothers beer tent balloon - it's not my fault they took the thing down by the time we were looking. \ Good times, Twardo, good times. Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #25 September 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote see dammit!!! I've been proven innocent of all of ya'lls nasty slurs about my driving Yeah...by a guy that couldn't find his car in Oshkosh because the directions he wrote down were a zip code and the words~ "by a road near a tree" You were just as confused as I was once people started giving us both directions. Like I said, my car was right by the S.O.S. Brothers beer tent balloon - it's not my fault they took the thing down by the time we were looking. \ Good times, Twardo, good times. No...I was confused when you said you parked it right under a big white cloud that looked like a one legged chicken! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
