RALFFERS 0 #26 September 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote see dammit!!! I've been proven innocent of all of ya'lls nasty slurs about my driving Yeah...by a guy that couldn't find his car in Oshkosh because the directions he wrote down were a zip code and the words~ "by a road near a tree" You were just as confused as I was once people started giving us both directions. Like I said, my car was right by the S.O.S. Brothers beer tent balloon - it's not my fault they took the thing down by the time we were looking. \ Good times, Twardo, good times. No...I was confused when you said you parked it right under a big white cloud that looked like a one legged chicken! What the fuck are you smoking, Jim?...Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #27 September 10, 2008 QuoteWhat the fuck are you smoking, Jim? he probably just brewed tea from his DependsYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #28 September 10, 2008 Quote Quote What the fuck are you smoking, Jim? he probably just brewed tea from his Depends Funny shit, this whole thread. My head still hurts a little bit, but it's good to know the gash wasn't deep enough to need stitches. However, what I saw after I logged off the computer really fascinated me... That little sharp corner of the triple beaded trim where I gashed my head on? I was back in the kitchen to finish up the floor work when I took a look at that point to see if I needed to clean up anything like blood... Instead, I found about 8 ants all packed together on that corner, feeding off my fucking DNA... I mean, what the fuck?!? Yeah, I'm still battling the damn things. I keep the kitchen as clean as I can, but every now and then there'll be a few scouts scurrying around looking for food or water. Apparently, my DNA to them is like bees to honey. Damn.... I drink waaaay too much soda pops.... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflychris 0 #29 September 10, 2008 Did anything happen to the cabinet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #30 September 10, 2008 QuoteDid anything happen to the cabinet? Nope. They were installed really well. I think the problem with that corner is that the cabinet below the counter at that point is chamfered at a 45 degree angle. But still, I'm scratching my head (gingerly) at how the hell I managed to lean that far over."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #31 September 10, 2008 Quote However, what I saw after I logged off the computer really fascinated me... When I read that, I couldn't help but think: "oh fuck me, not another picture..." Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #32 September 10, 2008 dude, its time to hire a topless maid. then, all would be well. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #33 September 10, 2008 Quote I'd blame the people who designed and installed your kitchen. Its probably some poor setup of the cabinet and where things are. I say, sue their asses off. Wait... never mind... Billy you, this is very entertaining. I hate it when I am gone for the day and miss this shit. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdlike 0 #34 September 10, 2008 " 'Tis but a scratch!" Spirits fly on dangerous missions Imaginations on fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #35 September 10, 2008 Quote Nice headache you're going to have, there! Maybe you should wear a helmet. There was a kid like that where I went to school. But I think he use to bang his head on things on purpose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #36 September 10, 2008 Quote You needed THAT like a hole in the head! I bet he can now make a cool whisteling sound in freefallDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #37 September 10, 2008 Quote Quote You needed THAT like a hole in the head! I bet he can now make a cool whisteling sound in freefall How the hell would he know?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #38 September 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote You needed THAT like a hole in the head! I bet he can now make a cool whisteling sound in freefall How the hell would he know? beat me to it... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #39 September 10, 2008 Quote Quote You needed THAT like a hole in the head! I bet he can now make a cool whisteling sound in freefall Wouldn't he have to actually skydive for that to happen? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #40 September 10, 2008 Quote Quote You still use a mop and bucket?? Ouch. Clean that up and I hope it heals quickly. That's exactly what I was thinking about a mop. You need a Swiffer Wet Jet!!! And a good plastic surgeon to close that gash on your head. Feel well soon! One problem with the swiffer mops... my Italian tile floor covers a large area including the kitchen, dining and foyer areas. I'd end up replacing the wet pads 3 or 4 times after the wetness has run out. Hence the bucket of hot water with Pine Sol and sponge mop. It cleans better and gives the floor a nice shine. The Swiffer pads leave a tell-tale streak."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #41 September 10, 2008 and I'll bet the little flake makes a great sammich tooYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #42 September 10, 2008 Quoteand I'll bet the little flake makes a great sammich too First he's posting his fan pics of the tranny ballroom dancer....now he's braggin' about having Dago floors and endorsing cleaning products...hey Divot, you seeing a patten here?? What's next...degree in interior decorating? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #43 September 10, 2008 Billy can't respond-I think he's busy arranging flowersYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #44 September 10, 2008 Quote Billy can't respond-I think he's busy arranging flowers Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #45 September 10, 2008 Quote Quote and I'll bet the little flake makes a great sammich too First he's posting his fan pics of the tranny ballroom dancer....now he's braggin' about having Dago floors and endorsing cleaning products...hey Divot, you seeing a patten here?? What's next...degree in interior decorating? Maybe his own "House Flipping" reality show where they get to dith-cuth colorth.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #46 September 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote You still use a mop and bucket?? Ouch. Clean that up and I hope it heals quickly. That's exactly what I was thinking about a mop. You need a Swiffer Wet Jet!!! And a good plastic surgeon to close that gash on your head. Feel well soon! One problem with the swiffer mops... my Italian tile floor covers a large area including the kitchen, dining and foyer areas. I'd end up replacing the wet pads 3 or 4 times after the wetness has run out. Hence the bucket of hot water with Pine Sol and sponge mop. It cleans better and gives the floor a nice shine. The Swiffer pads leave a tell-tale streak. Now I feel like I have a cootie house! A DUDE cleans his house better than me!!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #47 September 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote You still use a mop and bucket?? Ouch. Clean that up and I hope it heals quickly. That's exactly what I was thinking about a mop. You need a Swiffer Wet Jet!!! And a good plastic surgeon to close that gash on your head. Feel well soon! One problem with the swiffer mops... my Italian tile floor covers a large area including the kitchen, dining and foyer areas. I'd end up replacing the wet pads 3 or 4 times after the wetness has run out. Hence the bucket of hot water with Pine Sol and sponge mop. It cleans better and gives the floor a nice shine. The Swiffer pads leave a tell-tale streak. If you're ever bored you're more than welcome to come clean my place. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #48 September 10, 2008 Now I feel like I have a cootie house! A DUDE cleans his house better than me!!! Quote You've cleaned Billy's house too? Don't worry, we're ALL feelin' a bit uneasy about Billy and his mop! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #49 September 11, 2008 Quote Now I feel like I have a cootie house! A DUDE cleans his house better than me!!! Quote You've cleaned Billy's house too? Don't worry, we're ALL feelin' a bit uneasy about Billy and his mop! Hey, I'm a stay-at-home dad. Got to pull my weight around here since the wife works. It's all good. Better than working for an asshole boss, plus I can post-whore anytime I'm bored. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #50 September 11, 2008 QuoteHey, I'm a stay-at-home dad. And gonna stay one as long as you keep going to job interviews in thigh high hose and tube topsYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
