futuredivot 0 #26 September 10, 2008 QuoteStupidity is a disease. You catch it from ex-wives. I thought that was BankruptcyYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #27 September 10, 2008 Quote Quote Stupidity is a disease. You catch it from ex-wives. I thought that was Bankruptcy See, that's how stupid you are...thank the EX! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #28 September 10, 2008 Quote Stupidity is a disease. You catch it from ex-wives. Hmmmm... And I thought a divorce ment that the stupid left you And by that you get a little bit less stupid “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #29 September 10, 2008 Its like the late great Mitch Hedberg said: "Alcoholism is the only diseases you can be yelled at for having...Damnit Mitch you're an alcoholic! Damnit Mitch you have Lupus! One of those doesn't sound right."--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #30 September 10, 2008 I think what's different about ADD/ ADHD is that it's often seen as a cool condition to have, which I'm sure if you're a genuine sufferer it's not. I see lots of people laying claim to it when I suspect what they really mean is just that they're impatient or can't be bothered to concentrate on stuff. People tend to joke about ADD in reference to themselves, hence it's seen as fair game for humour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #31 September 10, 2008 Just don't make fun of HerpeGonoSyphilAids... that's the worst thing you can get!I think the condition known as "Hot Dog Fingers" is ok to laugh at though. "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #32 September 10, 2008 Why is it that you feel that we have . . . ooh look - shiney . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SimonBones 1 #33 September 10, 2008 I think we need to bring back being acceptable to make fun of retardation. It's bullshit that the word "retard" has become blasphemy. It only means having an IQ of less than 70. It irritates me to hear people around me try and tip toe around the word. If I have to hear one more coworker use the phrase "special needs people" I'm going to put on a helmet and run around flailing my arms shouting gibberish.108 way head down world record!!! http://www.simonbones.com Hit me up on Facebook Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #34 September 10, 2008 QuoteI think we need to bring back being acceptable to make fun of retardation. It's bullshit that the word "retard" has become blasphemy. It only means having an IQ of less than 70. It irritates me to hear people around me try and tip toe around the word. If I have to hear one more coworker use the phrase "special needs people" I'm going to put on a helmet and run around flailing my arms shouting gibberish. Don't forget to randomly knock your helmeted head against a wall and giggle a little.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #35 September 10, 2008 "I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people." - Jack Handey "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #36 September 10, 2008 I think they're all ok, including any I have had or will have. The funniest ones to me are offensive to others, so I generally try to pay attention to my audience. The dz.com crowd is far too thin-skinned for my brand of humor, so I generally keep it away from here. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #37 September 10, 2008 QuoteI think they're all ok, including any I have had or will have. The funniest ones to me are offensive to others, so I generally try to pay attention to my audience. The dz.com crowd is far too thin-skinned for my brand of humor, so I generally keep it away from here. Blues, Dave start a new thread and bring it on. fuck 'em if they cant take a joke, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wayneflorida 0 #38 September 10, 2008 If these guys make fun of it-----it's OK [url http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNBNqUdqm1E&feature=related] Clicky /url] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #39 September 10, 2008 QuoteI think they're all ok, including any I have had or will have. The funniest ones to me are offensive to others, so I generally try to pay attention to my audience. The dz.com crowd is far too thin-skinned for my brand of humor, so I generally keep it away from here. Blues, Dave Did we ever get that football team together? What about that eight way team? Oooooo . . . can I be the scary clown next time?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #40 September 10, 2008 Quote Just don't make fun of HerpeGonoSyphilAids... that's the worst thing you can get!I think the condition known as "Hot Dog Fingers" is ok to laugh at though. You mean Gonoherpasyphlilaids? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #41 September 10, 2008 Quote Quote I think they're all ok, including any I have had or will have. The funniest ones to me are offensive to others, so I generally try to pay attention to my audience. The dz.com crowd is far too thin-skinned for my brand of humor, so I generally keep it away from here. Blues, Dave Did we ever get that football team together? What about that eight way team? Oooooo . . . can I be the scary clown next time? Ha ha! At least some people are as twisted as I am. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #42 September 10, 2008 If you consider Turtle a peer, it might be time to take a long, hard look in the mirror.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #43 September 10, 2008 Quote If you consider Turtle a peer, it might be time to take a long, hard look in the mirror. Excuse me, but given the sort of photographs you obtain and forward on to others, I'm not surprised you use phrases like "long, hard"...and you have no claim to anything remotely similar to "less twisted"! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #44 September 10, 2008 I'd say being a lawyer is by far the top condition that should be laughed at Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #45 September 10, 2008 QuoteWhat Diseases/Conditions are Still Okay to Laugh At? All of them. Without humor, people are just lumps of meat. All of them, I say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #46 September 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I think they're all ok, including any I have had or will have. The funniest ones to me are offensive to others, so I generally try to pay attention to my audience. The dz.com crowd is far too thin-skinned for my brand of humor, so I generally keep it away from here. Blues, Dave Did we ever get that football team together? What about that eight way team? Oooooo . . . can I be the scary clown next time? Ha ha! At least some people are as twisted as I am. Blues, Dave I guess twisted depends on where you set the median bar.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #47 September 11, 2008 Hey, people laughed at me, anyway, so I reckoned I might as well get trained in it. And I personally dont' have a problem with picking on people for their conditions. I laugh at myself (lest I cry). My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #48 September 11, 2008 Quote I'm going to put on a helmet and run around flailing my arms shouting gibberish. How is this different than any other day of the week?50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #49 September 11, 2008 Quote Stupidity is a disease. You catch it from ex-wives. My best and worst decisions were made by my penis. (That may be my new signature line because it is so profound and contains the word penis.) We laugh at Whuffos all the time. That is barophobia: Fear of gravity Of course, geliophobia. Geliophobia is fear of laughter. I like to tell jokes to street mimes and those super-serious models. If you get them to laugh, it f-s up their day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #50 September 11, 2008 Quote Quote Stupidity is a disease. We laugh at Whuffos all the time. That is barophobia: Fear of gravity Wouldn't that be fear of AtmosFEAR?You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
