The f*ckin' names some people give their kids!

[1888 0]

I think he's over there with Richard Crusty

[jkbernstein 1]

There's a pilot at VT Skydiving whose real, given name is Random Dudley. I LOVE that name!

May the (relative) wind take your troubles away...

[Andy9o8 2]

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I had a patient named Nemesis (mom thought it was a pretty word, had no clue what it meant). Another named Vagina (pronounced Va GEE na). And another named Apartheid.

Back when I did a lot of criminal defense practice I had a repeat client whose surname was Outlaw. I swear to God.

Oh, and Rob - drop me a line of you get sued on that HIPAA violation.

[BlindBrick 0]

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Well at least I don't feel so bad about naming my kid Aurora Gale anymore.

-Blind

isn't that the baby's name from willow? it's still cute though i like it

Maybe, but we were more thinking along the lines of the Aurora Borealis and storms at sea.

-Blind

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[hungarianchick 0]

Was it Jason Lee+wife who named their son Pilot Inspektor? I dont see it on the list.

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[d_squared431 0]

My sisters friends named their son Richard and they call him Dick for short. Their last name is Sweat. Poor kid is going to be called Sweaty Dick.

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[BillyVance 34]

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My sisters friends named their son Richard and they call him Dick for short. Their last name is Sweat. Poor kid is going to be called Sweaty Dick.

Ouch.

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[DangerRoo 0]

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My sisters friends named their son Richard and they call him Dick for short. Their last name is Sweat. Poor kid is going to be called Sweaty Dick.

thats just wrong

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[Squeak 17]

None of this is new, it's been going on for ever.
Just ask Moonunit and Dweezle

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[drae 0]

LOL!!

Robbie you are cracking me up!!
Mister will not be alone in the name tally, there is a Mister down here as well!! There is a mother who likes the name Rodney. She has Rodney, Rodney, Jr., and Rodney III...none of the fathers are named Rodney...I could write a book on this, including examples!!
I work for DHR, need I say more??
Thank you for the laugh!!
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[Deisel 38]

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you should see names the blacks are giving their kids....


if I were hiring manager and resume came with those names I'd throw it in trash...

U racist fuck

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[BillyVance 34]

You know what's stupid? George Foreman the boxer naming every damn son of his George Foreman. How the fuck are we supposed to know which one you want to come to you when you yell their name?

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[jclalor 12]

As someone working in the ER you mite wanna remember HIPPA.

[porpoishead 8]

dont forget his daughter georgina. that dude got socked in the face too many times

if you want a friend feed any animal
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[BillyVance 34]

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dont forget his daughter georgina. that dude got socked in the face too many times

No shit. He should have stayed retired the first time.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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No shit. He should have stayed retired the first time.

I'm kinda glad he came out of retirement. That 1991 fight with Holyfield was awesome!!!!

[porpoishead 8]

seriously???

that was the slowest shit ever, it was like watching grass grow.

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[pbwing 0]

I kinda agreed with Ring Magazine when they said that Round 7 was the Best Round of the Year.

Watching Foreman throw those jabs that were absolutely rocking Holyfield. They would have crushed any other boxer...

Now Hatton/Mayweather...now that shit was boring!!!

[RastaRicanAir 0]

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Oh, and Rob - drop me a line of you get sued on that HIPAA violation.

Thanks! But all names have been changed (just enough) to protect the innocent to protect ME.
(I'm only half as dumb as I look.)

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[birdlike 0]

Dude, your thread-started is SO well written and funny! I enjoyed that a LOT (and only partly due to the Sambuca).

I just finished reading page 1 and that guy is ALL OVER the sarcastic wit in his comments. Freakin' HiLaRIouS!

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[futuredivot 0]

I'm too lazy to type the whole thing, but remind me to tell you about the jello children some time

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[drae 0]

Are you referring to Orangejello (or-on-chello) and Lemonjello (Lem-on-chello)??

[airathanas 0]

I knew a kid whose name is Atlas.

When I was a camp counselor, I had a camper once whose name was Sunshine.

What about that NASCAR driver Dick Trickle?

I had a friend in grad school whose name is Tcherlie, pronounced Ta-Sherlie.

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[Feeblemind 1]

My personal favorite:

La-mon-ja-low

Spelled:

Lemonjello

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[rehmwa 2]

Careful - do a search right here on DZ.com and you'll see volumes of it. Skydivers are probably even more guilty of coming up with stupid names.

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