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listen boss-
someday you're gonna thank that sneaky sancho for moving in on your scene. He saved your life- In no time those two are gonna be sitting at the table listening to each other chew food in silence while slowly driving each other completely nuts!

You're now free.... free to explore the internet for which it was made; meeting divorced women who now enjoy single life and would be more than happy to do things that make your eyes pop out of your skull.... so long as you return the favor of course, and what's not to like about that?
Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires.
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I'm just going to pull up a chair and munch on some popcorn while I watch all the biggest asses of dizzy converge in one thread.............

This is going to be good!

:D:D:D:D:D:D



So a bunch of guys(and windcatcher:P ) get together to cheer up one of our own and suddenly we're asses? I now know what I have to do...... :D:D:D

edited to add: and there's a lot of good advice in this thread whether you want to admit it or not. ;)
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If you got any nudes or videos, post them here, that will teach her!



As a matter of fact i do got nude pictures of her! Who wants to see them?!?!


I think we should see them, i mean if it helps you feel better, cause thats the kinds guy i am, always willing to help my comrad in need, Now go on, post those pics!, we'll all feel better


well if you insist, but I'm a sucker for redheads as you can see:P:P:P

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If you got any nudes or videos, post them here, that will teach her!



As a matter of fact i do got nude pictures of her! Who wants to see them?!?!


I think we should see them, i mean if it helps you feel better, cause thats the kinds guy i am, always willing to help my comrad in need, Now go on, post those pics!, we'll all feel better


well if you insist, but I'm a sucker for redheads as you can see:P:P:P


Now, dont you feel better, i know i do.
So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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I'm just going to pull up a chair and munch on some popcorn while I watch all the biggest asses of dizzy converge in one thread.............

This is going to be good!

:D:D:D:D:D:D



HEY! >:(


Now, you KNOW you don't qualify!! Have some popcorn with me! :)

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I'm buying all the cute girls some drinks next time i go:D:D:D



See, that be your problem.:o Now repeat after me, it's "Bro's B'fore hoes!!" Line em up for your buds!!


Ok how about this every that makes me laugh, smile or just feel some what better here i owe you some beers when we meet :)

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DZ is the place to heal. Get drunk, forget the whore. It happens to everyone at some point for the most part. Realize you just dodged a HUGE bullet, can you imagine spending your life with that skank?

My brother, understand- it is time to celebrate! Whose sig line is it? no matter how hot she is there is someone somewhere who can't stand her shit, something like that?

I'll further that; a very wise man once told me: All women are sluts until proven otherwise. (women change it to men/dicks if you feel the need to make it work for you)

So jump out of a plane, get drunk, and prove that wise man right!

This is my 100th post, so i did it naked (no homo) while drinking a beer out of a case i just bought. I think it is fitting it is dedicated to a fallen warrior. Ladies- there is an amazing, recently single man in need of your emotional support- attack! B|

Edit: I can't believe you posted those pics, you're my hero, that is fucking comedy- period. I OWE YOU a beer.

That fuck your mom video is genius as well, props.

So there I was...

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I'm just going to pull up a chair and munch on some popcorn while I watch all the biggest asses of dizzy converge in one thread.............

This is going to be good!

:D:D:D:D:D:D



Come on now, chime in, you know you want to. Women are a necessary evil, like insurance for your car.



Hee hee, and men, ever since the invention of BOB, are not really all that necessary....which gives us gals the luxury of dumping the evil ones....:D

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If you got any nudes or videos, post them here, that will teach her!



As a matter of fact i do got nude pictures of her! Who wants to see them?!?!


I think we should see them, i mean if it helps you feel better, cause thats the kinds guy i am, always willing to help my comrad in need, Now go on, post those pics!, we'll all feel better


well if you insist, but I'm a sucker for redheads as you can see:P:P:P


Now, dont you feel better, i know i do.


I do and i cant stop laughing, i may be shit faced drunk right now but i really do!

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I'm buying all the cute girls some drinks next time i go:D:D:D



See, that be your problem.:o Now repeat after me, it's "Bro's B'fore hoes!!" Line em up for your buds!!


Ok how about this every that makes me laugh, smile or just feel some what better here i owe you some beers when we meet :)


That's a deal ! But come on down to Houston, I'll buy!B|


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If you got any nudes or videos, post them here, that will teach her!



As a matter of fact i do got nude pictures of her! Who wants to see them?!?!


I think we should see them, i mean if it helps you feel better, cause thats the kinds guy i am, always willing to help my comrad in need, Now go on, post those pics!, we'll all feel better


well if you insist, but I'm a sucker for redheads as you can see:P:P:P


Now, dont you feel better, i know i do.


I do and i cant stop laughing, i may be shit faced drunk right now but i really do!


I am opening another beer right now, I'll be shit faced with you after a couple more. You did good young skywalker!
So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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I'm just going to pull up a chair and munch on some popcorn while I watch all the biggest asses of dizzy converge in one thread.............

This is going to be good!

:D:D:D:D:D:D



So a bunch of guys(and windcatcher:P ) get together to cheer up one of our own and suddenly we're asses? I now know what I have to do...... :D:D:D

edited to add: and there's a lot of good advice in this thread whether you want to admit it or not. ;)


So what? What is it you know that you have to do? Do I have time for a potty break before you do it?:D

Hey, as far as the advice goes, I'm sure it's FANTASTIC! I'm just sooo glad that I'm not a twenty-something male. Or a twenty something female, for that matter.

And, by the way, I am in no way conceited about my looks, but I am probably twice the age of the girl in those pictures and my body looks better than hers.

SO THERE!! :D:D:D

PS don't even bother with the "this post/thread is useless without pics" lines.....

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I'm just going to pull up a chair and munch on some popcorn while I watch all the biggest asses of dizzy converge in one thread.............

This is going to be good!

:D:D:D:D:D:D



So a bunch of guys(and windcatcher:P ) get together to cheer up one of our own and suddenly we're asses? I now know what I have to do...... :D:D:D

edited to add: and there's a lot of good advice in this thread whether you want to admit it or not. ;)


So what? What is it you know that you have to do? Do I have time for a potty break before you do it?:D

Hey, as far as the advice goes, I'm sure it's FANTASTIC! I'm just sooo glad that I'm not a twenty-something male. Or a twenty something female, for that matter.

And, by the way, I am in no way conceited about my looks, but I am probably twice the age of the girl in those pictures and my body looks better than hers.

SO THERE!! :D:D:D

PS don't even bother with the "this post/thread is useless without pics" lines.....


so um.... what are you doing this Friday :P:P:D:D:D:D

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I'm just going to pull up a chair and munch on some popcorn while I watch all the biggest asses of dizzy converge in one thread.............

This is going to be good!

:D:D:D:D:D:D



Come on now, chime in, you know you want to. Women are a necessary evil, like insurance for your car.



Hee hee, and men, ever since the invention of BOB, are not really all that necessary....which gives us gals the luxury of dumping the evil ones....:D[/repl

good old BOB, He sure knows how to please the ladies., but he cant ever take the place of, oooohhhh SSSHit, where was i going with this. Women are bad mojo.
So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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I'm just going to pull up a chair and munch on some popcorn while I watch all the biggest asses of dizzy converge in one thread.............

This is going to be good!

:D:D:D:D:D:D



So a bunch of guys(and windcatcher:P ) get together to cheer up one of our own and suddenly we're asses? I now know what I have to do...... :D:D:D

edited to add: and there's a lot of good advice in this thread whether you want to admit it or not. ;)


So what? What is it you know that you have to do? Do I have time for a potty break before you do it?:D

Hey, as far as the advice goes, I'm sure it's FANTASTIC! I'm just sooo glad that I'm not a twenty-something male. Or a twenty something female, for that matter.

And, by the way, I am in no way conceited about my looks, but I am probably twice the age of the girl in those pictures and my body looks better than hers.

SO THERE!! :D:D:D

PS don't even bother with the "this post/thread is useless without pics" lines.....


BLAH,BLAH,BLAH talk is cheap, PICS!
So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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The Thread Title is all wrong dude..
it should read

S A V E D


it would suck to have this happen after the ring purchse


ETA, just saw the link to the pics, bit rude posting images of her on the WWW:|:| makes YOU look petty and malicious

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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I'm just going to pull up a chair and munch on some popcorn while I watch all the biggest asses of dizzy converge in one thread.............

This is going to be good!

:D:D:D:D:D:D



So a bunch of guys(and windcatcher:P ) get together to cheer up one of our own and suddenly we're asses? I now know what I have to do...... :D:D:D

edited to add: and there's a lot of good advice in this thread whether you want to admit it or not. ;)


So what? What is it you know that you have to do? Do I have time for a potty break before you do it?:D

Hey, as far as the advice goes, I'm sure it's FANTASTIC! I'm just sooo glad that I'm not a twenty-something male. Or a twenty something female, for that matter.

And, by the way, I am in no way conceited about my looks, but I am probably twice the age of the girl in those pictures and my body looks better than hers.

SO THERE!! :D:D:D

PS don't even bother with the "this post/thread is useless without pics" lines.....



You should watch the video I posted. THEN you'll understand what I have to do.

Why would you bring up your body in comparison to her's? Are you drunk? If so would you mind pm'ing me pics? No? What if I say please? Pleeeeaaaaaasssse. Ok how bout video? :P
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listen boss-
someday you're gonna thank that sneaky sancho for moving in on your scene. He saved your life- In no time those two are gonna be sitting at the table listening to each other chew food in silence while slowly driving each other completely nuts!

You're now free.... free to explore the internet for which it was made; meeting divorced women who now enjoy single life and would be more than happy to do things that make your eyes pop out of your skull.... so long as you return the favor of course, and what's not to like about that?



Best reply of the thread.B|

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I can't believe you posted those pictures with her name attached.

It's all fun and games now. I hope you regret it later.

Edited to add: Sorry you got dissed. Rise above it and be the better person.



Exactly how high is that horse your sitting on anyway?
So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

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I can't believe you posted those pictures with her name attached.

It's all fun and games now. I hope you regret it later.

Edited to add: Sorry you got dissed. Rise above it and be the better person.



Exactly how high is that horse your sitting on anyway?



High enough to where I know better than to hurt someone just because I'm having a moment of internet fury and being encouraged to do so.
Be yourself!
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listen boss-
someday you're gonna thank that sneaky sancho for moving in on your scene. He saved your life- In no time those two are gonna be sitting at the table listening to each other chew food in silence while slowly driving each other completely nuts!

You're now free.... free to explore the internet for which it was made; meeting divorced women who now enjoy single life and would be more than happy to do things that make your eyes pop out of your skull.... so long as you return the favor of course, and what's not to like about that?



Best reply of the thread.B|


Agreed. F...R...E...E...D...O...M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So there I was...

Making friends and playing nice since 1983

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