Jac42 0 #1 September 5, 2008 My girlfriend just left me for some other guy, so here goes the sob story. I been in and out of town working for about two month now trying to save up enough for us to get a place together. She works a job that makes just above minimum wage, so i been busting my ass trying to get things together for us. We have been dating for about 3 years now and i have been head over heels for since i met her. Well i come home today and from a long couple of weeks. So I call her to let her know that I'm home, she then tells me she has met someone. Sure as shit she tells me it was Josh who was just one of her "friends" she has known for a little while. So I'm talking with her trying to figure things out, it comes down to from what i can tell is that the guy just came into a large lump sum of money...She then goes onto tell me that she is pregnant with this guy To top it off i been looking at wedding rings these past few weeks. So I could ask her to marry me when I get my journeyman's licence and have a decent income without the traveling in a few months. Sorry for the sob story but i needed to get that off my chest. Oh and i need some smart ass remarks from you guys most of all that always makes me laugh (long time reader just about never poster) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #2 September 5, 2008 Dude that sucks! Look at the bright side. Instead of a ring you can buy that _______ you always wanted. edited to add: Oh yeah and nothing helps get you over old pussy like new pussy! www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #3 September 5, 2008 take that money you made and go to the DZ, thats where all the hot girls are anyway! ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jac42 0 #4 September 5, 2008 Quote Dude that sucks! Look at the bright side. Instead of a ring you can buy that _______ you always wanted. edited to add: Oh yeah and nothing helps get you over old pussy like new pussy! You got a good point, I'm going to buy me some coach jumps and beers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jac42 0 #5 September 5, 2008 Quote take that money you made and go to the DZ, thats where all the hot girls are anyway! I like your thinking! I'm buying all the cute girls some drinks next time i go Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #6 September 5, 2008 Wow, you're lucky she did it sooner than later! Dr Dave's prescription: Go to the DZ this weekend, make a couple jumps, then get stupidly drunk!When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #7 September 5, 2008 your better off without her.....obviously she has been running around with him for a while if she is pregnant.....just from a chica's perspective.DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #8 September 5, 2008 Quote Dude that sucks! Look at the bright side. Instead of a ring you can buy that _______ you always wanted. edited to add: Oh yeah and nothing helps get you over old pussy like new pussy! Right on! See if her best friend is available, even if for one nightSo i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #9 September 5, 2008 Sorry to hear that ... Here's a tip from my box of tools ... Make yourself numb to those feelings :) Not sure how many times you've been disappointed by a woman, but after a few .. I just started feeling nothing at all when it happened again. Once you have that down, you can apply it to other areas of life. And that my friend, is a survival skill that I think everyone should have :) When you can smile about the horrible things that happen in life and move on in a heartbeat, you'll know that you have arrived :)Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #10 September 5, 2008 Quotetake that money you made and go to the DZ, thats where all the hot girls are anyway! Damn ... I must by at the wrong DZ.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #11 September 5, 2008 Yes.. yes you are Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnie 0 #12 September 5, 2008 Does she have a hot mom something you could consider a M.I.L.F ? If so BANG her and i do mean really good all in the name of pay-back. Then tell your Gold-digging Ex what you did. If ex's Mom Is not hot please disregard all advice unless of course your drunk enough than Your on your own...No matter where you Go!"there you are"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jac42 0 #13 September 5, 2008 Quote Does she have a hot mom something you could consider a M.I.L.F ? If so BANG her and i do mean really good all in the name of pay-back. Then tell your Gold-digging Ex what you did. If ex's Mom Is not hot please disregard all advice unless of course your drunk enough than Your on your own... well her mom is in Arkansas and i would need a few shots of JD to get make her "alright" looking Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #14 September 5, 2008 QuoteDoes she have a hot mom something you could consider a M.I.L.F ? If so BANG her and i do mean really good all in the name of pay-back. Then tell your Gold-digging Ex what you did. If ex's Mom Is not hot please disregard all advice unless of course your drunk enough than Your on your own... LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TLA_f7S0cwwww.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #15 September 5, 2008 well her mom is in Arkansas and i would need a few shots of JD to get make her "alright" looking Whatever it takes :) :) :)Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #16 September 5, 2008 Wow! That sounds horrible!!!!!!!!!!! Sounds to me like it's the kind of relationship that will soon sour ( her and her new guy) so don't feel too bad. I mean, all the time spent with the WRONG person keeps you from meeting the RIGHT person. You sound like such a sweetheart, I'm sure you'll find someone else soon. Be lucky you found out about the kind of person she is BEFORE you married her! She doesn't deserve you, so quit pouting and realize YOU didn't lose her, SHE lost you. Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #17 September 5, 2008 If you got any nudes or videos, post them here, that will teach her!So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #18 September 5, 2008 You forgot the required smart ass remark.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jac42 0 #19 September 5, 2008 QuoteIf you got any nudes or videos, post them here, that will teach her! As a matter of fact i do got nude pictures of her! Who wants to see them?!?! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #20 September 5, 2008 Quote You forgot the required smart ass remark. You obviously haven't read many windcatcher posts. I'm more into giving words of encouragement. Which is probably why I don't post in bonfire much anymore. Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jac42 0 #21 September 5, 2008 Quote Quote Does she have a hot mom something you could consider a M.I.L.F ? If so BANG her and i do mean really good all in the name of pay-back. Then tell your Gold-digging Ex what you did. If ex's Mom Is not hot please disregard all advice unless of course your drunk enough than Your on your own... LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TLA_f7S0cw ROFLMAO i now know what i have to do Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #22 September 5, 2008 QuoteQuoteIf you got any nudes or videos, post them here, that will teach her! As a matter of fact i do got nude pictures of her! Who wants to see them?!?! I think we should see them, i mean if it helps you feel better, cause thats the kinds guy i am, always willing to help my comrad in need, Now go on, post those pics!, we'll all feel betterSo i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #23 September 5, 2008 I'm just going to pull up a chair and munch on some popcorn while I watch all the biggest asses of dizzy converge in one thread............. This is going to be good! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
windcatcher 0 #24 September 5, 2008 Quote I'm just going to pull up a chair and munch on some popcorn while I watch all the biggest asses of dizzy converge in one thread............. This is going to be good! HEY! Mother to the cutest little thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #25 September 5, 2008 Quote I'm just going to pull up a chair and munch on some popcorn while I watch all the biggest asses of dizzy converge in one thread............. This is going to be good! Come on now, chime in, you know you want to. Women are a necessary evil, like insurance for your car.So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
