shropshire 0 #1 September 5, 2008 Down the path along side the lake A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #2 September 5, 2008 Quote Down the path along side the lake A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake and the quick brown fox jumped over the . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 September 5, 2008 QuoteQuote Down the path along side the lake A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake and the quick brown fox jumped over the . . . lazy fat divot..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #4 September 6, 2008 QuoteQuoteQuote Down the path along side the lake A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake and the quick brown fox jumped over the . . . lazy fat divot... & ate ate the bloody snake!A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDashe 0 #5 September 6, 2008 & ate ate the bloody snake! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What the quick brown fox thought was a half frozen snake was actually...So there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #6 September 6, 2008 his pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew"poor thing," she cried, "i'll take you in and i'll take care of you""take me in tender womantake me in, for heaven's saketake me in, tender woman," sighed the snakeshe wrapped him all cozy in a comforter of silkand laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk she hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived she found that pretty snake she'd taken to had bee revived"take me in, tender woman take me in, for heaven's saketake me in, tender woman," sighed the snakeshe clutched him to her bosom, "you're so beautiful," she cried"but if i hadn't brought you in by now you might have died"she stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight instead of saying thanks, the snake gave her a vicious bite"take me in, tender woman take me in, for heaven's saketake me in, tender woman," sighed the snake"i saved you," cried the woman"and you've bitten me, but why?you know your bite is poisonous and now i'm going to die""oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin "you knew damn well i was a snake before you took me in "take me in, tender woman take me in, for heaven's saketake me in, tender woman," sighed the snake Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #7 September 6, 2008 Classic track. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #8 September 6, 2008 Reading this thread reminds me of this: http://www.marktaw.com/culture_and_media/ProfMillerAssignment.html Quote The following was actually turned in by two of my English students: Rebecca (last name deleted), and Gary (last name deleted). THE STORY: (first paragraph by Rebecca) At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question. (second paragraph by Gary) Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17,....", he said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit. (Rebecca) He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4. "Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspapers to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully. (Gary) Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret Mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid, Laurie and 85 million other Americans. The President slammed his fist on the conference table. "We can't allow this! I'm going to veto that treaty! Let's blow 'em out of the sky!" (Rebecca) This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent. (Gary) Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of f*****g TEA??? Oh no, I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels." (Rebecca) Asshole. (Gary) Bitch. (TEACHER) A+ - I really liked this one. Only group to get an A So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #9 September 6, 2008 hahah thanks I enjoyed that.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
