Andy_Copland 0 #1 September 5, 2008 And need to drink a few more and post totally random boring shit that no one cares about. Im going to play guitar hero and maybe masturbate to some old school 70's porn because i have a curly hair fetish.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
humanflite 0 #2 September 5, 2008 Quote And need to drink a few more and post totally random boring shit that no one cares about. Im going to play guitar hero and maybe masturbate to some old school 70's porn because i have a curly hair fetish. lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #3 September 5, 2008 LOL Wow did you use a hard enema this morning~!? g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 September 5, 2008 I got a hard something looking at my black and white erotica, cant be called porn if its black and white.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 September 5, 2008 agreed...bonfire is sucking today. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #6 September 5, 2008 Quote I got a hard something looking at my black and white erotica, cant be called porn if its black and white. Ice dildo in your ass again? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #7 September 5, 2008 The nice thing about an ice dildo is if you're scared and tight it warms it up so nicely that it kind of molds to fit the right way, causing less anal trauma.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #8 September 5, 2008 Quote The nice thing about an ice dildo is if you're scared and tight it warms it up so nicely that it kind of molds to fit the right way, causing less anal trauma. [url http://www.ehow.com/how_2123254_make-ice-dildo.html]Just in case your lover-boy runs out of them, you can make your own.[url] You should . . . and then post the pics.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #9 September 5, 2008 throw on a mini skirt and post the picture, that oughta get shit going ice didlo??? what in the fuck LMAO!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #10 September 5, 2008 Oh blow me-I'm busy, not boring. You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #11 September 5, 2008 Not too busy to check threads. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #12 September 5, 2008 it adds to the sensations what happens if you lose the ice dildo (inside), then what push babe, PUUUSSSSHHH LMAO!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #13 September 5, 2008 At least it would melt away and drip out in a lucid brown fashion . Now if you got other shit stuck up there im not so sure.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #14 September 5, 2008 Quote At least it would melt away and drip out in a lucid brown fashion . Now if you got other shit stuck up there im not so sure. I had to x-ray a guy who did that once. Im pretty sure it caused a perforated colon too. His excuse to the ER was "My wife must have left it between the couch cushions and I accidentally sat down on it".Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #15 September 5, 2008 the how to says leave the condom on and tie the end in a knot so the water doesnt escape. you will just end up with a water balloon in yer ass or snatch... which ever your preferenceif you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #16 September 5, 2008 thats funny as all hell... let me guess sir, you were running backwards really fast with your pants down and you slipped onto the cock....is that correct BWAHAHAAHAA!!if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #17 September 5, 2008 Who's Fucking in here!!! I thought we were posting on an internet forum???Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #18 September 5, 2008 Quote let me guess sir, you were running backwards really fast with your pants down and you slipped onto the cock....is that correct That, sir, is some funny shit (pun intended).Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #19 September 5, 2008 Quote And need to drink a few more and post totally random boring shit that no one cares about. Im going to play guitar hero and maybe masturbate to some old school 70's porn because i have a curly hair fetish. And don't forget to check your MySpace. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #20 September 5, 2008 Quote Im going to play guitar hero and maybe masturbate to some old school 70's porn because i have a curly hair fetish. And you're calling us boring ... "That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #21 September 5, 2008 QuoteI got a hard something looking at my black and white erotica, cant be called porn if its black and white. In this country, we call that interracial porn. And you're a funny f*cker when you're hateful. I could teach you to find inner peace, but you would be SO much less entertaining.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #22 September 5, 2008 Quote Quote Im going to play guitar hero and maybe masturbate to some old school 70's porn because i have a curly hair fetish. And you're calling us boring ... Only because his freezer is broken and the man next door isn't home to let him use his . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #23 September 5, 2008 Quote At least it would melt away and drip out in a lucid brown fashion . Now if you got other shit stuck up there im not so sure. . . . so . . . THAT is how Joe Dirt got his meteor!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #24 September 5, 2008 Nothing says inner rage like a power wank and "grrrrr" face.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #25 September 5, 2008 Quote Nothing says inner rage like a power wank and "grrrrr" face. That depends on if it's before, during or after that you make the face.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
