Twoply 0 #1 August 30, 2008 SHe leaves the door open to the laundry room with both machines running, she has no concept on how to close a door without slamming it, she can't whisper and now she's blow drying her hair. Women are loud. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 August 30, 2008 No grace or consideration to us tired lazy males. Women. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 August 30, 2008 Quote SHe leaves the door open to the laundry room with both machines running, she has no concept on how to close a door without slamming it, she can't whisper and now she's blow drying her hair. Women are loud. You haven't met MY wife. She's completely deaf and has absolutely no fucking idea how loud she is tromping through the house or cooking in the kitchen. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #4 August 30, 2008 I had a girlfriend once who had absolutely no sense of smell. It's called chronic olfactory dysfunction. It really saved me taking a lot of showers, changing my socks and things like that . . . NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixiegypsy 0 #5 August 30, 2008 Quote Women are loud. Yes, you men have such a hard life. Noisy or not, you love us anyway! "Love all. Trust few. Do wrong to none." -Shakespeare Gold Coast Skydivers Pink Mafia #176 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdlike 0 #6 August 30, 2008 Quote Quote Women are loud. Yes, you men have such a hard life. Noisy or not, you love us anyway! Y'all are not so bad for being loud, if it's when you fuck! Spirits fly on dangerous missions Imaginations on fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #7 August 30, 2008 Maybe she's just trying to drown YOU out. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #8 September 1, 2008 Quote I had a girlfriend once who had absolutely no sense of smell. It's called chronic olfactory dysfunction. It really saved me taking a lot of showers, changing my socks and things like that . . . NickD Well, the downside to that is she couldn't have known how bad she smelled or when she needed a bath/shower. Ever had that problem with her?"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NickDG 23 #9 September 1, 2008 No, I think being that way all her life made her all the more careful in the regard. But I did learn woman don't need to smell liquor to know you're plastered . . . NickD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #10 September 1, 2008 Funny shit there....... I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 September 1, 2008 Quote Quote SHe leaves the door open to the laundry room with both machines running, she has no concept on how to close a door without slamming it, she can't whisper and now she's blow drying her hair. Women are loud. You haven't met MY wife. She's completely deaf and has absolutely no fucking idea how loud she is tromping through the house or cooking in the kitchen. [/url] Hopefully I am not the first person here to think . . . well, actually Billy, neither do YOU!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 September 1, 2008 Quote Quote Quote SHe leaves the door open to the laundry room with both machines running, she has no concept on how to close a door without slamming it, she can't whisper and now she's blow drying her hair. Women are loud. You haven't met MY wife. She's completely deaf and has absolutely no fucking idea how loud she is tromping through the house or cooking in the kitchen. [/url] Hopefully I am not the first person here to think . . . well, actually Billy, neither do YOU! Man, you are LAZY. You'd think a postwhore like yourself would remember to close up the bold text. I'm not completely deaf with the hearing aid. If she's banging around in the kitchen, I turn it off. At least I have that choice. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #13 September 2, 2008 QuoteI turn it off. At least I have that choice. I guess that evens ya'll up for all the times you turn her offYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jbrinkman 0 #14 September 2, 2008 That might not be a bad thing i knew a girl that had no expression in bed at all. noisy girls make sex that much better:) Live Love Learn FLY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
