Red Lobster warning

[BillyVance 34]

This one sure took me by surprise. NO, I did NOT check this out with Snopes, but please, feel free to do so.

(but this did come from a trusted source)

WARNING ABOUT RED LOBSTER RESTAURANTS
This is important and worth the time to read!

A young woman was having a meal at the restaurant and suddenly began to experience intense chest pains.

Nothing her friends or the restaurant personnel did would relieve her pain.

'911' was called and an ambulance was sent and the women was transported to a nearby hospital where doctors removed the women's blouse.

As soon as this was done, emergency room personnel were able to properly diagnose the cause of the pain...

NSFW!

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[porpoishead 8]

nice fuckin lobster...

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[aprilcat 0]

Thats 8 days beyond 'twisted'. Hi PPHead!!!

...since you hang out in the sea...will you please explain WHY any woman would hang a cooked cockroach on her 'person'?

...and Billy, you never cease to amaze and shock me.Where do you FIND this stuff???????????!!!!~~~April

Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

[The_Don 0]

Your wife will be pissed in the morning.

She told you NOT to post it on the web!

I am NOT being loud.
I'm being enthusiastic!

[Martini 0]

Looks like a lost louse. Biggest fuckin crab I ever saw. She must've had chest hair that they shaved off in the E.R. I'd steer clear of that shit and stay out of the Red Crabster too.

Sometimes you eat the bear..............

[porpoishead 8]

sup april, I miss you. you always used to have me cracking up laughing


my best guess as to why is

liquor and the fuckstick whose crusty socks you see, he happens to be holding the camera too.


you mean you wouldnt take a boobie picture with a lobster

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[BillyVance 34]

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...and Billy, you never cease to amaze and shock me.Where do you FIND this stuff???????????!!!!~~~April

Just wait until the next thread gets posted. It's a doozy.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[DJL 235]

http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.asp

Well, here IS a lobster "tail" from snopes.

"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

[shropshire 0]

That's good going...... for a cooked lobster

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[skymama 37]

I heard a chef talk about a nice way to boil lobsters. He said to soak them in vodka first and the lobsters won't know what hit them!

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[shropshire 0]

Cool marinade too

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[nanook 1]

Did you take that photo yourself?

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"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln

[sickandtwisted 0]

You should post a NSFW warning.

Sorry, I see it now.

Skymama stalker #69!!!!

[SpeedRacer 1]

he did.

Speed Racer
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[BillyVance 34]

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Did you take that photo yourself?

I got it in an email making the rounds.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[airtwardo 7]

Bytch prolly has crabs too!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[LyraM45 0]

crap.... I missed the NSFW!

Apologies for the spelling (and grammar).... I got a B.S, not a B.A. :)