NickDG 23 #1 August 27, 2008 Nine things they wish they could take back . . . NickD 1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious." 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." 6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew." 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...Oh my God, what have I just said?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
24fps 1 #2 August 27, 2008 Thanks, I needed a good laugh! something funny and unique Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #3 August 27, 2008 Excellent stuff. actually made me laugh out loud. Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
htrammel 0 #4 August 27, 2008 My favorite was during the women's indoor volleyball. One of the players had just taken a pretty hard spike to the head. The commentators were explaining that in recent years the air pressure in the ball has been lowered in an effort to reduce injuries. One of the announcers says "She should be happy that she's not playing with some of the balls I've played with". Indeed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #5 August 27, 2008 Those are great! LMAO!!! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #6 August 27, 2008 All very goog examples of why some people should STFU sometimes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 August 27, 2008 Quote All very goog examples of why some people should STFU sometimes. I'd like to see John Cena slap his STFU submission move on anybody saying something stupid like that. That would be entertaining. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #8 August 27, 2008 Excellent!A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #9 August 27, 2008 Quote All very goog examples of why some people should STFU sometimes. I say things like this all the time... luckily they are not recorded! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnie 0 #10 August 27, 2008 Thank you! they made my day! That reminded me of something The infamous lead (friend)said to me as he was offering me some macadamia's this past weekend at the dz and i Quote"I never really dug macadamias until steve let me taste his nuts"! Bawwww ha ha. OHhh Really lead!No matter where you Go!"there you are"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
