galvar2439 0 #51 August 22, 2008 Quote Another forum thread got me to thinking. What are some of the nicknames jumpers have received? "Plane ride" "Sunset" are the first two that come to mind... any other good ones? We have "Pig Fucker" at our DZ. I dont want to know or see the the pics of how he got that one.So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #52 August 22, 2008 Anybody seen Potatohead recently?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #53 August 22, 2008 Think I saw him at The Farm the last couple of times I was there. Of course, I've only been up there twice since the Xmas boogie... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobie331 0 #54 August 22, 2008 Quote We have like a million Mikes at our DZ so they all have nicknames too. We need one more Mike. All but one got Seven Dwarfs nicknames. The lone one is Billy because he bought a helmet with the name painted on it. I sail a Hobie catamaran and the sail number is 331. I used it for my screen name and Hobie just took. I used to be Yo-yo. Not skydive related though. When I worked fire/rescue I got promoted up and down the chain of command alot. Seems I had issues with authority(receiving it, not giving it). It's a gift, I don't try to explain it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cjsgrlsx3 0 #55 August 22, 2008 I have Crash stitched on mt rig. My landings suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
travisjones 0 #56 August 22, 2008 They call me "Chunks". I have a tendency to frequently get really wasted and then throw up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyhawke 0 #57 August 22, 2008 More nicknames near and dear to my heart - poo poo head buttswipe fuctard the manager that hates me oh, and last but not least, my dear Juju "It is our choices that show what we truly are far more than our abilities." - A. Dumbledore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #58 August 22, 2008 Quote "Hulk" ~ The guy was built like one, and had a green jumpsuit. "Iron-man" ~ THAT guy earned that one because he turned the PLF into an art form, but still always just dusted off and walked away like nothing happened...saw him land on concrete so hard once, he actually broke a leg-strap! "Navy SEAL" ~ Guy got that one because it's about the LAST thing he looked like...he makes FutureDivot look like Mr. America! "Round-Man" ~ Again, another heavyweight ...got the name, not because of the shape of his canopy. "Battle Star" ~ Because docking with him...was like docking with a Battle Star. "Dangerous Dave" ~ Self-explanatory. "Hollywood" ~ If there was a camera around he was in front of it. "Bugsie" ~ He worked for Orkin, had a white jumpsuit with Orkin patches on it. "Big Foot" ~ real name- Marshal Clark, if ya ever saw him ya know why. "B.M." ~ Ex-Army guy that came around now & them...stood for Bullet Magnet. You missed a few.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #59 August 22, 2008 A few folks at Sky Knights know me as "No-Pull". Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #60 August 22, 2008 Quote Anybody seen Potatohead recently? If it's the same Potatohead then he's currently at the Ranch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
streaker 0 #61 August 23, 2008 Quote Quote its not real unless you show pictures. k! StreakerHave a yippee ki ya day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itllclear 1 #62 August 23, 2008 Quote We have "Pig Fucker" at our DZ. Was the pig a male or a female? Which was the jumper? It's one thing if the jumper is into bestiality. It's another if the jumper is gay."Harry, why did you land all the way out there? Nobody else landed out there." "Your statement answered your question." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itllclear 1 #63 August 23, 2008 We had a jumper on the DZ who's handle in the USMC was "Lizard." Something about his tongue. "Bear" was a huge hairy guy, passed away from a heart attack AFTER a day of jumping about a year and a half ago. Never knew how "Spider" got his nickname. New all of them for amny years before I knew their real names. One day it happened allthat all three left messages for me with the receptionist at my office at the bank for which I worked. "Harry, do you have any friends with people names?""Harry, why did you land all the way out there? Nobody else landed out there." "Your statement answered your question." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #64 August 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote its not real unless you show pictures. k! Streaker DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #65 August 23, 2008 My wife calls me x man cuz I look like an X under canopy. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #66 August 23, 2008 Quote My wife calls me x man cuz I look like an X under canopy. if you learned to cross your legs under canopy, maybe she'd call you "Mr T". I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 851 #67 August 23, 2008 I remembered another one we called "Stabby" ... haven't seen the reason for that nickname in quite some time now... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #68 August 23, 2008 That name came from when I first started jumping. Now I do cross my legs for comfort. I generally don't uncross till final. "Mr. T" is pretty funny, I'll have to tell her you said that I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #69 August 23, 2008 Quote That name came from when I first started jumping. Now I do cross my legs for comfort. I generally don't uncross till final. "Mr. T" is pretty funny, I'll have to tell her you said that i figured as much . . . but one nver knows . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #70 August 23, 2008 Kinda funny. I was listening to some spectators watching jumpers in the air. One made the comment. "I wonder why they cross their legs, it looks kinda gay." I told her it might look gay but it's comfortable. Oh no. That reminds me of Eddie Murphys' gay Mr. T. Hey Boy. You look mighty cute in them there jeans........... By the way. You have a great name. We Clints have to stick together, there's not to many of us I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #71 August 24, 2008 Quote Quote My wife calls me x man cuz I look like an X under canopy. if you learned to cross your legs under canopy, maybe she'd call you "Mr T". Oh I dunno... Could look like Jesus on the cross... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #72 August 24, 2008 Quote Quote Quote My wife calls me x man cuz I look like an X under canopy. if you learned to cross your legs under canopy, maybe she'd call you "Mr T". Oh I dunno... Could look like Jesus on the cross... I dunno . . . your avatar looks like an x. But they didn't really cross their legs back when you used to jump did they?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CazmoDee 3 #73 August 24, 2008 Lets see.... Twister ~ He put himself in line twists at about 1500 feet and had to chop Sausage ~ My first Tony Pit Special was WAY tight Ballsack (aka Kickstart) ~ The victim of an Atomic Sit-Up, he then tried to start a motorcycle using the gearshiftI'm behind the bar at Sloppy Joe's....See ya in the Keys! Muff 4313 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karlm 0 #74 August 24, 2008 Quote MY TI's nickname is Crazy Dave and another guy named Toggles at our DZ. Toggles - I remember that jump so well... Nico was doing a training jump for his Cat III with me, I watched him and the fellow jumper track off and I deployed, after doing my usual checks etc, I looked around for the rest of the jumpers on my dive and saw Nico flying off in the distance, I headed his way to go buzz him. I saw him pop the brakes an the canopy fluttered a little and thats when I noticed a brake line flying loose behind the canopy, but it was not turning. I few seconds later I saw him do him EP's ...... he landed with both yellow toggles in his hands, his rigger with a buddy the night before did not work And from then on Nico is called Toggles Better never to have met you in my dream than to wake and reach for hands that are not there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 851 #75 August 25, 2008 maybe a good thing he didn't land with his rears then??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
