tkhayes 348 #1 August 25, 2008 I am looking for some hlep with an eviction.... mother-in-law has a house, won the court case to evict the tenants, they will not leave, Sheriff cannot help since all resources ar eont he DNC this week. Tenants are pricks and will probably trash the house so we have $$ to help 'encourage' them to move out. Anyone out there know some 'resources' I can call on? thanks and contact me directly if you would 813-598-6981 TK Hayes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alanab 0 #2 August 25, 2008 where's the house? i'll go stink bomb it :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #3 August 25, 2008 no no noTK's M-in-Law still WANTS the house....so stink bomb their vehicles....AT some place OTHER than the property in question... "tenants" who demand "rights" but display NO 'responsibility', and fail to PAY RENT.... deserve little mercy..... the arrogance to remain in the house or apartment, is unjustified... and unwarranted... once it becomes chronic,, it should become criminal..... how about some old time 'wild West justice'??? any gunslingers for hire, out there??? Check the local pennysavers for "clint eastwood types".... 'the most powerful handgun in the WORLD.... and WILL blow Your head, CLEAN OFF!!!" wish i could be of more help. In rental property it helps for the owner ONLY, to have Locked access to the water main.. so that at the Landlords discretion, ( especially when justified by a court ordered eviction) the water to the place can be shut OFF... regardless of who pays the bill...( or doesn't). Will local ordinances allow you to shut off the electric????anyway,, good luck. edited to emphasize, 'will' ....jt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #4 August 25, 2008 QuoteSheriff cannot help since all resources ar eont he DNC this week. City police cannot help? How about State Patrol? I you have a court order for them to leave keep calling different departments to see who can show up. Or call a department and tell them you have court papers for them to leave and tell them they are tearin the place up. They have to show up then. Thats a tough spot to be in. Good luck!If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #5 August 25, 2008 It sucks, but trying to get people evicted is a major hassle, even when you've won a legal judgement. It's also too bad that there are hundreds of SWAT people driving around the center of town and they can't help - seems like they could swing by and practice arresting people at your mom's house. What I wouldn't do. I definitely would NOT make an anonymous call from a payphone to the FBI saying they were experimenting with home-made bombs in the backyard. Nor would I make phony Klan flyers with the N-word and "President" on them, and spread a few around in the front yard for effect. Sure, it would be a quick eviction, but that's just an opportunistic abuse of all the additional security in place for the DNC. It would be morally wrong. Oh yeah - I also wouldn't post your phone number directly on here. Seems like Text Message spammers are trolling sites like these looking for numbers to spam. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #6 August 25, 2008 Quote What I wouldn't do. I definitely would NOT make an anonymous call from a payphone to the FBI saying they were experimenting with home-made bombs in the backyard. Nor would I make phony Klan flyers with the N-word and "President" on them, and spread a few around in the front yard for effect. Sure, it would be a quick eviction, but that's just an opportunistic abuse of all the additional security in place for the DNC. It would be morally wrong. If he doesn't want the tenants trashing the house, I don't think he would want the cops trashing it either."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #7 August 25, 2008 In most places, the Sheriff is the agent for the county. That's why Sheriffs are bailiffs, jail guards, etc. The Sheriff is usually the agency that works to enforce the judgments of the court. This is true of any county. That means that evicting people is the work of the sheriff, and nobody else. In this case, your mom is probably just gonna have to wait it out... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #8 August 25, 2008 Now see, I wasn't so bad afterall, "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #9 August 25, 2008 Step one, get a mean dog. Step two, go for a walk. Step three, stop by and walk right in. Step four, throw all their crap into the street. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #10 August 25, 2008 see if you can have the water gas and electricity cut off, and hire a moving company to come and move all there stuff out and into storageYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #11 August 25, 2008 Quote Step one, get a mean dog. Step two, go for a walk. Step three, stop by and walk right in. Step four, throw all their crap into the street. Hey! This is CO, remember? Step one, get a mountain lion, or a black bear... "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #12 August 25, 2008 Quote Quote Step one, get a mean dog. Step two, go for a walk. Step three, stop by and walk right in. Step four, throw all their crap into the street. Hey! This is CO, remember? Step one, get a mountain lion, or a black bear Grab yourself a few high school students ... Fixed it for you . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tkhayes 348 #13 August 25, 2008 sadly this is the case, we have no recourse but to wait for the sheriff's office to get on it. We are trying to cut off the water, but even that is difficult due to state laws, etc. The sheriff says they will get to it (500 evictions each month) but it will take time. She has the direct # for the Sgt working on it, so I suggested she calls every day, twice a day and be polite and I expect she will get some priority. In the meantime, does someone know how to hack a website? This guys is http://www.hishousemedia.com/ he is quite the trip - would be nice and fun to trash it. TK Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #14 August 26, 2008 TK, let people PM you for your number. I would remove it from your post. From the website they look like a real hum dinger. I wish I lived closer. I have been through this kind of shit before. I hate slack fuckers. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #15 August 26, 2008 TK - I own Florida and TN property. Based on my experience in those two states, wait for the Sheriffs to do their job. In FL, once the sheriffs physically remove the bastard from the house, you have to take EVERYTHING in the house and put it on the curb. Everything the dirtbag owns. Pain in the arse. FL law is pretty specific about that and CO is likely the same way. If you fuck with the tenants and don't let the sheriffs do their job, you can really put yourself at risk. Cheers - and I miss all you Zhills people! Vinny Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #16 August 26, 2008 just go skulldrag those motherfuckers out of your mommas property... keep it simple.wear a ski mask, it is colorado after all. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #17 August 26, 2008 Hey, can you give us a private heads up when you do put his stuff on the street so we can run by and see if there's anything we want? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #18 August 26, 2008 QuoteFrom the website they look like a real hum dinger. Christ, I gave up trying to go through that shit in 30 seconds. I will say it. A fucking retard could do a better website!If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tkhayes 348 #19 August 26, 2008 he has a license to grow medical marijuana, so the house is filled with pot plants - have at it.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SimonBones 1 #20 August 26, 2008 Many of us may not be able to do anything to directly get him out of the house, but he did list his email address on his website: matthewwp56@yahoo.com And those of us who have a free moment can take that email address and sign it up everywhere online for some stupid newsletters, porn sites, spam, etc. You mess with a skydiver, you mess with the whole community right? Let's wage some online warfare and clog up this guys email with crap.108 way head down world record!!! http://www.simonbones.com Hit me up on Facebook Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
