matt1215 0 #1 August 19, 2008 Anyone else experience this side effect with Nexium? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cjsgrlsx3 0 #2 August 19, 2008 Is that actually a side effect or do you have something else? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #3 August 19, 2008 It actually IS a side effect. Aciphex works A LOT better on my heartburn/reflux, also doesn't dry out my mouth & ass. Fucking Tricare formulary Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 August 19, 2008 Sounds like you have a bad case of tape worms. I suggest Gold Bond's magical icy gnomes. Or a hemorrhoid cream, but there's no magical icy gnomes in the hemorrhoid cream. Maybe you should use a smaller gauge butt plug? Or maybe you should just consult a doctor?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TAXIWAY 0 #5 August 19, 2008 wipe better and sweat less. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #6 August 19, 2008 LOL is that an actual side effect?! How come you never hear about that on the TV when they play Drug Commercial.... [really fast] "Side effects may include, but are not limited too, itchy anus, tingling butthole or in rare cases, inflamed sphincter. Women should not take or handle Nexium due to a side effect known as "Super PMS". [/really fast]=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #7 August 19, 2008 QuoteMaybe you should use a smaller gauge butt plug? Or maybe you should just consult a doctor? DingDingDingDing We have a winner!!!=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #8 August 19, 2008 Enterobius vermicularis? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #9 August 19, 2008 QuoteSounds like you have a bad case of tape worms. I suggest Gold Bond's magical icy gnomes. Or a hemorrhoid cream, but there's no magical icy gnomes in the hemorrhoid cream. Maybe you should use a smaller gauge butt plug? Or maybe you should just consult a doctor? Magical icy gnomes? Could be worms, could be a fucking hex from some gypsy i pissed off. Start seems to correspond to the time my doc updosed my Nexium Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #10 August 19, 2008 Quotewipe better and sweat less. I've tried, doesn't seem to help Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #11 August 19, 2008 Side effects with med's can be a pain in the ass for some people... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #12 August 19, 2008 Quote LOL is that an actual side effect?! How come you never hear about that on the TV when they play Drug Commercial.... [really fast] "Side effects may include, but are not limited too, itchy anus, tingling butthole or in rare cases, inflamed sphincter. Women should not take or handle Nexium due to a side effect known as "Super PMS". [/really fast] LOL!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #14 August 19, 2008 Quote Side effects with med's can be a pain in the ass for some people... No shit I feel like holding up a walgreens to get some fucking aciphex!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #15 August 19, 2008 Perhaos you should invest in some Bleaching Therapy.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkeenan 14 #16 August 19, 2008 Nexium is not a suppository. Read the directions. If you get it out quick, there should be enough to take orally. I mean, why waste it ? _____________________________________ Dude, you are so awesome... Can I be on your ash jump ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #17 August 19, 2008 Quote Magical icy gnomes? Reffering to Gold Bond nut powder. Its like a golden breathmint for your balls so Im guessing it might work on the ol' asshole as well. Your best off using the blue bottle.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #18 August 19, 2008 Quote Nexium is not a suppository. Read the directions. If you get it out quick, there should be enough to take orally. I mean, why waste it ? i was gonna write pretty much the same thing.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #19 August 19, 2008 Quote Perhaos you should invest in some Bleaching Therapy. yeah, my butthole IS a little on the purple side, along with my glans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #20 August 19, 2008 Quote Nexium is not a suppository. Read the directions. If you get it out quick, there should be enough to take orally. I mean, why waste it ? I HAVE been taking it orally At least now I can relate to my cat, when she scoots her butt across the carpet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #21 August 19, 2008 Quote Quote Magical icy gnomes? Reffering to Gold Bond nut powder. Its like a golden breathmint for your balls so Im guessing it might work on the ol' asshole as well. Your best off using the blue bottle. LOL!! That kinda like icy-hot? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #22 August 19, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Magical icy gnomes? Reffering to Gold Bond nut powder. Its like a golden breathmint for your balls so Im guessing it might work on the ol' asshole as well. Your best off using the blue bottle. LOL!! That kinda like icy-hot? You could use Head and Shoulders!!!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #23 August 19, 2008 Quote Quote Nexium is not a suppository. Read the directions. If you get it out quick, there should be enough to take orally. I mean, why waste it ? i was gonna write pretty much the same thing.. LOL!! Still, I might as well be taking it rectally. Feels that way at least . On the bright side, prep-h cooling gel's good shit!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #24 August 19, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Magical icy gnomes? Reffering to Gold Bond nut powder. Its like a golden breathmint for your balls so Im guessing it might work on the ol' asshole as well. Your best off using the blue bottle. LOL!! That kinda like icy-hot? You could use Head and Shoulders!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #25 August 19, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Magical icy gnomes? Reffering to Gold Bond nut powder. Its like a golden breathmint for your balls so Im guessing it might work on the ol' asshole as well. Your best off using the blue bottle. LOL!! That kinda like icy-hot? You could use Head and Shoulders!!!! A Head and Shoulders suppository would feel nice & tingly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
