turtlespeed 220 #26 August 19, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Magical icy gnomes? Reffering to Gold Bond nut powder. Its like a golden breathmint for your balls so Im guessing it might work on the ol' asshole as well. Your best off using the blue bottle. LOL!! That kinda like icy-hot? You could use Head and Shoulders!!!! A Head and Shoulders suppository would feel nice & tingly There are those here that would disagree with you.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #27 August 19, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Magical icy gnomes? Reffering to Gold Bond nut powder. Its like a golden breathmint for your balls so Im guessing it might work on the ol' asshole as well. Your best off using the blue bottle. LOL!! That kinda like icy-hot? You could use Head and Shoulders!!!! A Head and Shoulders suppository would feel nice & tingly There are those here that would disagree with you. Would definitely feel warm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #28 August 19, 2008 QuoteWorms? How do you kill a tapeworm? 1. Shove banana up your ass. 2. Five minutes later, shove a chocolate chip cookie up your ass. 3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 daily for a week. 4. On day 8, shove a banana up your ass, but do not follow with chocolate chip cookie. Have scissors ready. 5. When tapeworm sticks his head out and says, "Where's my chocolate chip cookie," cut off his head. Might be the nexium... but not finding a lot of info on that. Possible side effects with NEXIUM include headache, diarrhea, and abdominal pain. source SIDE EFFECTS: Esomeprazole, like other PPIs, is well-tolerated. The most common side effects are diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, headaches, rash and dizziness. Nervousness, abnormal heartbeat, muscle pain, weakness, leg cramps and water retention occur infrequently. source Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #29 August 19, 2008 Hmmm tape worms. . . . weight loss . . . hmmmmI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #30 August 19, 2008 LOL!!! Thanks doc b !! Imagine the banana & choc-chip cookie may be a bit abrasive to one's rectum tho. On side that, that ad of Lance Armstrong's getting more disturbing by the minute . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #31 August 19, 2008 Well, I HAVE been losing a bit of weight. Seriously tho, itchy anus is real miserable Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #32 August 19, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Magical icy gnomes? Reffering to Gold Bond nut powder. Its like a golden breathmint for your balls so Im guessing it might work on the ol' asshole as well. Your best off using the blue bottle. LOL!! That kinda like icy-hot? + Icy - Hot Good stuff!! Blue bottle +1Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #33 August 19, 2008 Quote Quote Worms? How do you kill a tapeworm? 1. Shove banana up your ass. 2. Five minutes later, shove a chocolate chip cookie up your ass. 3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 daily for a week. 4. On day 8, shove a banana up your ass, but do not follow with chocolate chip cookie. Have scissors ready. 5. When tapeworm sticks his head out and says, "Where's my chocolate chip cookie," cut off his head. Might be the nexium... but not finding a lot of info on that. Possible side effects with NEXIUM include headache, diarrhea, and abdominal pain. source SIDE EFFECTS: Esomeprazole, like other PPIs, is well-tolerated. The most common side effects are diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, headaches, rash and dizziness. Nervousness, abnormal heartbeat, muscle pain, weakness, leg cramps and water retention occur infrequently. source Nah - 1. Powder ass with Gold Bond 2. When tapeworm sticks it's head to scream "Wooooooo" grab it and pull it out. Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites