virgin-burner 1 #1 August 15, 2008 ..excited, scared.. i know, online-dating sucks, expectations are never met.. tough, we had some fun-chats going on, pretty long conversations over the phone.. it seems, we're a match made in heaven. she's got all the qualities i'm looking for in a woman. now we've got this date tonight. we're booked until tomorrow evening. she said, bring the large box of condoms. just in case! should i bring flowers too!? what am i gonna wear? should i stick to virgin drinks all night? are we ever gonna make it to a bar or just stay at her place? dang, havent had the butterflies in a long time, she makes me having them again.. oh, she's a yank, too!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #2 August 15, 2008 Your kidding right? Any pictures of what to expect?BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #3 August 15, 2008 in fact, yes!! but i wont share them.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #4 August 15, 2008 oh, before i forget, of course, the only worrysome is that she actually agreed on dating and i didnt had to get her intoxicated or drugged up to do so. so, thats a change.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #5 August 15, 2008 Quote in fact, yes!! but i wont share them.. Awww c'mon. You can edit them to show us a little snippet. A hand, or an eye or somat. BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #6 August 15, 2008 i'm telling you that she's cute and adorable, that's all! oh, and she even made a skydive once! that must qualify her to be a hot chick! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 August 15, 2008 Quote i'm telling you that she's cute and adorable, that's all! oh, and she even made a skydive once! that must qualify her to be a hot chick! Yeah right...double femur ~ triple amputee! Least she'll be easy to catch!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #8 August 15, 2008 Would you normally bring flowers to your date? What would you normally wear - dude be yourself - she obviously likes you from your long convo's. if alcohol is involved - i'd suggest not overdoing it - you do want to remember what took place, right ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #9 August 15, 2008 Quotewhat am i gonna wear? Since someone you've never met is planning on having sex with you, I hope you're gonna wear the condoms-double layered-riveted in place-heat sealedYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #10 August 15, 2008 Ding Ding Ding 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #11 August 15, 2008 Quote Quote i'm telling you that she's cute and adorable, that's all! oh, and she even made a skydive once! that must qualify her to be a hot chick! Yeah right...double femur ~ triple amputee! Least she'll be easy to catch!! isnt that what i've said? ALL the qualities to look for in a woman.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #12 August 15, 2008 Quote Quote what am i gonna wear? Since someone you've never met is planning on having sex with you, I hope you're gonna wear the condoms-double layered-riveted in place-heat sealed alright, i just turn up in boogieman shorts n'shirt, complete with skulls and rifles on them, written "time of addiction".. that would be shock value, right!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #13 August 15, 2008 Have fun and be yourself. I hope it goes well. Don't drink too much. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 August 15, 2008 Quote Quote Quote i'm telling you that she's cute and adorable, that's all! oh, and she even made a skydive once! that must qualify her to be a hot chick! Yeah right...double femur ~ triple amputee! Least she'll be easy to catch!! isnt that what i've said? ALL the qualities to look for in a woman.. I always thought the perfect woman. . .owned a liquor store, had a heart condition. . .and tits you can see from 100 yards. . .while she's WALKING AWAY! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #15 August 15, 2008 i hope so too! she really is cute. why does everybody tell me not to drink too much!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #16 August 15, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote i'm telling you that she's cute and adorable, that's all! oh, and she even made a skydive once! that must qualify her to be a hot chick! Yeah right...double femur ~ triple amputee! Least she'll be easy to catch!! isnt that what i've said? ALL the qualities to look for in a woman.. I always thought the perfect woman. . .owned a liquor store, had a heart condition. . .and tits you can see from 100 yards. . .while she's WALKING AWAY! check, check, CHECK!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #17 August 15, 2008 Quote Have fun and be yourself. I hope it goes well. Don't drink too much. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #18 August 15, 2008 Quote i hope so too! she really is cute. why does everybody tell me not to drink too much!? Hmmm.... dunno. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #19 August 15, 2008 Thanks for the new avatar. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #20 August 15, 2008 but-, but-, i'm an AAAANGEL.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #21 August 15, 2008 Quoteshe really is cute. why does everybody tell me not to drink too much!? Because we've all heard of Photoshop Of course in my book, that's the reason you should drink heavilyYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 August 15, 2008 Quote Thanks for the new avatar. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #23 August 15, 2008 QuoteQuoteshe really is cute. why does everybody tell me not to drink too much!? Because we've all heard of Photoshop Of course in my book, that's the reason you should drink heavily EVERYTHING in YOUR book is HEAVY! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #24 August 15, 2008 this thread comes to mind.. got a whole series of pics, all taken at different events, she still looks cute! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #25 August 15, 2008 Quote what am i gonna wear? You wanna show her that you have style. You wanna show that you have class that spans all levels. You wanna wear something that accentuates your manly body. You wanna show her your great sense of humour. You wanna show her your intentions. You wanna wear this.... BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
